The Disney Channel was probably one of the best channels on cable tv when I was younger.
It had shows like the Wizards of Waverly Place, Hannah Montana, Recess and many many more.
As an innocent and impressionable kid, I loved watching these shows and escaping from the
reality that I should probably be doing my homework instead of watching these characters
but I just couldn’t seem to escape the Disney Channel.
Well now that I’m older, I’m realizing that there are a lot of dark and depressing
fan theories about our favourite shows.
So prepare yourself as we explore some of the darkest and ruthless fan theories out
there.
How’s it going YouTube?
I’m your host Landon Dowlatsingh and welcome back to another most amazing video.
Before we get started, be sure to check out some of our other scary and dark theories
like Nickelodeon and Spongebob, you can click right over here.
And stay tuned to the end of the video because you won’t believe what theory is in number
one.
Hint, you’ll be scarred forever.
On that note, let’s jump right into our list
of the Top 10 scary Disney Channel Theories.
Candace from Phineas and Ferb made everything up and this theory brings us to number 10.
This is an animated show that focuses on two stepbrothers, their sister, pet platypus and
their adventures during summer break.
Most of the episodes feature their sister Candace who always seems to be freaking out
and basically obsessing over the crazy stuff that her brothers get into.
Well apparently Candace is a pathological liar and she is making all of this crazy stuff
up.
But this theory gets even darker.
Apparently Phineas actually died when a bully punched him so hard that it caused severe
internal bleeding.
Candace was so traumatized by the incident so she went crazy and started to pretend that
Phineas was still alive and going on adventures with Ferb.
This actually kind of makes sense in a weird, twisted way because her mom could never see
what Phineas and Ferb were doing because none of it was real!
Wow, my mind is blown and the more that candace was told that she was hallucinating, the more
crazy and obsessive she became.
Lizzie McGuire is schizophrenic and this crazy theory takes us to number 9.
Let’s dive a bit deeper into this theory, shall we?
You guys remember Lizzie’s animated alter ego?
Well apparently she is just one of the many voices that she hears in her head on a daily
basis.
Oh and her best friend Miranda isn’t even real.
This is further proven by her mysterious absence during the Lizzie McGuire Movie and its believed
that Lizzie was put on some antipsychotic medication which made Miranda disappear.
But just when Lizzie thought that she was getting control on her Schizophrenia, she
forgot her medication when she went to Rome and she began to believe that Paolo was actually
talking to her and she hallucinated the entire International Music Awards experience.
Up next in at number 8, The store in the Proud Family is actually a front for drug cartels.
As it turns out, Oscar Proud might not be the whole-hearted family man that we all thought
he was.
On the show, Oscar’s business is pretty much known to be a flop but yet they still
manage to live in a nice house that is full of nice things.
So how is this possible?
Reddit user digikun believes that The Boulevardez family who live next door help Oscar launder
their drug money through the Proud Snax business.
It’s believed that they tried to find a business that was failing and had gullible
owners.
Sounds exactly like Oscar right?
And there is almost a zero chance of them getting caught because Felix’s Wife next
door is most likely a dirty cop who gets a cut of the commission.
Kim Possible was genetically engineered and this scary fact takes us to number 7.
What’s the stitch?
Well apparently Kim Possible and her brothers were all genetically engineered or altered.
Let’s face it, Kim Possible doesn’t look like the average 15-16 year old.
She is highly athletic and she can do some pretty impressive moves that would take Jackie
Chan years to master.
So how could a young girl like this have all of these skills?
Well there’s only one logical explanation for all of this, Kim was probably made up
in a lab and was given desirable physical traits so that she could fight crime.
Think about it, we never see her working out, she never goes to the gym and she never talks
about a fitness regimen.
And that’s because she doesn’t have to workout to stay in shape.
Up next in at number 6 Mr. Feeny is God.
Oh Mr.Feeny, we all loved watching him give Cory and Shawn some wise words of wisdom.
I remember watching Boy Meets World and thinking that Mr.Feeny was the best teacher ever.
Sure, sometimes Mr.Feeny was annoying but he was literally always there for them, ready
to solve any problem.
But one Reddit user decided to look deeper into Mr.Feeny and his history because he actually
believes that Mr.Feeny is God..
Mr.Feeny, ok how many times have I said his name, I feel like his name lost all meaning
to me now.
But anyways, he has literally been in the Matthews’ life since they were in kindergarten
and he’s also their next door neighbor.
He somehow always knows when they need help and he’s always there when Eric calls out..
If Mr.Feeny is God, then he is spending a lot of time helping out the Matthews’ boys,
there are so many other people in this world, why doesn’t he help them?
Let’s jump right into number 5 with Hannah Montana’s wig possesses dangerous supernatural
powers.
I knew it!
Wait...I’m not admitting that I used to watch this show...I mean I have no idea what
this show is about.
It’s not like I went to the Hannah Montana movie when it was out in theatres or anything...ok
ok fine I did…Don’t judge me.
But going back to her blonde wig, apparently it contains supernatural, hypnotic powers.
I mean it kind of makes sense.
If you think about it, Hannah Montana was literally Miley Stewart with a blonde wig.
She talked the same, her face is the same, her body is the same...the only thing different
is that she has bangs and blonde hair so how the heck did NO ONE realize it was her.
She went to a regular highschool, how did those kids not figure it out?!
Maybe Clark Kent’s glasses contain the same power because I’ll never understand how
no one was able to tell that he was superman…C’mon people!
The Suite Life universe is part of the Illuminati and this chilling fact brings us to number
4.
Supposedly, the illuminati is a very powerful organization that secretly controls the modern
world.
Apparently they do this by brainwashing everyone through the media and they could be doing
it to us right now...maybe they have some secret/cryptic messages throughout this video,
did you spot any?
But going back to the Suite Life, some fans think that the word Illuminati is written
on the chalkboard in one of the episodes.
So it could be possible that the writers, set producers or the entire production is
apart of the illuminati and they are trying to use subliminal messaging on the general
public.
There was also an episode where Cody referenced 666 when he was talking to Zack about how
important the number 6 was.
Hmmm seems like something fishy is going on with Zack and Cody.
The Wizards of Waverly place brings us to number 3.
According to this fan theory, using magic causes brain damage and apparently this show
takes place in a world where Voldemort beat Harry Potter.
I’ll just let that soak in for a second.
So not only did Voldemort win, but using magic can actually cause irreversible brain damage
and personality changes.
According to this theory, this is why Alex is a narcissist, Justin suffers from OCD and
control issues and Max is just kind of dumb.
So the more you use magic, the more negative effects it has on you.
So I guess that’s why their parents advise them to only use magic when it's absolutely
necessary but of course, Alex never listens and is constantly using magic.
And now that Voldemort is in control of the universe, he has set some pretty harsh rules
on all Wizards.
If you break one of the 11 core rules, your hands will be broken and you will never be
able to hold a wand again.
Damn, we need a Wizard to use the reviving spell on Harry Potter to end this madness.
But I guess the show was canceled so we have nothing to worry about.
Next up in at number 2 Everyone in Recess is a ghost.
What?
Is this for real?
I don’t think my childhood can take this.
So you’re telling me that Mikey, TJ and gus are all dead.
(walk off stage) Hold on...I think I need a minute.
Ok, I’m back but I can guarantee you that I’m not the same after hearing about this
theory.
But let's talk about it for a second.
Did you ever notice that the kids on the show never aged?
Sure it could just be because the writers didn’t want the story to progress past a
certain age or it could be because of something a whole lot darker.
According to this fan theory, all of these kids were born at different times after WW1.
Take TJ for example.
Apparently he was one of the first ones to go to this school and he was a young leader
who was trying to become the 4th grade president.
But during the great depression, the principal was making budget cuts so TJ decided to hold
a protest.
But during his protest, he ended up getting hit by an ice cream truck and died.
His ghost remained on the playground ever since and throughout all of the years, other
students started to die and even though the school closed in 2001, their spirits never
left the playground.
Wow, things just got super bleak.
Derek and Casey were family with benefits and this gross theory takes us to number 1.
Life with Derek was a Canadian tv sitcom about a divorced man with three kids who married
a divorced woman with two daughters.
So basically, we saw a blended household coming together and seeing how the two families got
along.
Well Derek and Casey are the two oldest step-siblings and their whole relationship kind of gave
us the creeps.
We were all pretty confused about what was going on with them.
Even though they are step-siblings, they didn’t really act like it.
There was casual flirting going on and fans secretly thought that they were in a secret
relationship.
Take a look at this clip and you tell me what you think is really going on here…
Well there you guys have it…