Orange: Stupid washing machine. Wash my socks faster *electric saw*
Pear: Um Orange, have you seen this month's electricity bill?
Pear: It's unbelievably high an... OH MY GOD!!
Pear: What are you doing?
Orange: Oh hey Pear, just cutting the washing machine in half
Pear: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Orange: Because, Pear, if I cut it in half, we'll have TWO washing machines
Orange: and then my socks will get washed twice as fast
Pear: WHAT!?
Pear: Okay... first of all, you have a surprisingly poor understanding of how electronics work, even for you
Pear: And secondly, why do you have socks?
Pear: You don't even have feet
Orange: (while electric saw is making noises) I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL OF THIS AWESOME, PEAR
*Orange and Pear yelling*
Pear: OH MY GOD!!
Pear: Orange! ORANGE...ARE YOU OKAY?!
Pear: ORANGE!!!
Orange: WHOA, that was electrifying *Laughs*
*Pear grunts in annoyance*
Pear: Thanks for rushing over here so fast to help us get the power back on, Pete.
Pete: That's fine. I was just home alone shaking my bunions (EC: Ewww)
Pear: EWWWWWWW
Pete: So uh... what caused all of this to happen?
Pear: Eh, It's a long story
Orange: Hey, less talking and more fixing, Orange is missing "Dancing with the Star Fruits"
Pete: Oh that'll do it *Light switch sound*
Pete: Power's back on now
Orange: All the power, or just a trickle pickle? *Laughs*
Pete: What the Sam Hill are you doing?
Pete: THAT'S the source of your electrical issues right there
Orange: *Laughs* Pear, he think's your name is Sam Hill
Pear: *Grunts in annoyance*
Pete: I'm talking to YOU!
Pete: Are you using power tools...in a jacuzzi?
Orange: *Laughs* No silly, I'm using power tools in a HOT TUB
Pete: A Jacuzzi IS a hot tub
Orange: *Laughs* Yeah, and bowling balls are underwear
Celery: Wait, are you saying I'm doing this wrong?
Pete: Okay, seriously, as a licensed electrician, everything you're doing right now is INSANELY DANGEROUS
Orange: And as a licensed orange, everything coming out of YOUR mouth is insanely BORING
Pete: Look, there's no such thing as a licensed oran...*grunts in anger*
Pete: Listen buddy. I'm Gonna give you a lesson in electrical safety... all right?
Orange: Meh. How about a lesson in Ninjitsu?
No I'm not gon...
Orange: Bowling lessons?
Peter NO THAT'S...
Orange: PANTS LESS KARAOKE?!
Pete: WHAT!? NO!! Stop interrupting me!
Orange: THEN STOP SAYING THINGS I DON'T WANNA HEAR!!
Pete: *Grunts in anger* Kid listen, power tools near water, are extremely dangerous
Pete: You could get e l e c t r o c u t e d
Orange: Been there done that, I can cross that one off my bucket list
Pete: HOLY MOLY! How many things do you have plugged into that one outlet!?
*Electric sounds and dramatic music playing*
Orange: I ran out of room on the power strip, so I plugged more power strips into THAT power strip
Orange: I call it me power strip x5.
Orange: SEE?! Problem solved
Pete: NO!! NOT PROBLEM SOLVED!!
Pete: THAT'S A MASSIVE FIRE AND EXPLOSION HAZARD!!!
Orange: You're saying that like it's a bad thing
Pete: *Grunts in anger* THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS!!!
Orange: Listen buddy, not only are explosions AWESOME, hazard is a really fun word to say
Orange: *says hazard 5 times in variation*
Pete: STOP IT!!! Listen to me. You need to unplug ALL that stuff, RIGHT NOW!!
Orange: Now stop making a big DILL about it. *Laughs*
Pete: *Makes weird groaning noise out of annoyance*
Orange: GET IT?! Cause' you're a pickle
Pete: *screaming* YES I GET IT
Pete: *inhales deeply* Pear, what in tar nation is wrong with your friend?
Orange: *Laughs* He thinks you're a flower, Pear
Pete: TAR nation not CARnation! *grunts in anger and annoyance*
Orange: I like making up words TOO *makes up weird words* SWEATPANTS!!
Pete: You have got to be the slowest citrus I have ever met in my life
Orange: WRONG AGAIN!!! I hold the land speed record for fastest motorboating... see? *motor boats*
Pete: *while Orange is motorboating* Stop.
Pete: *Orange still motorboating* Stop!
Pete: *Orange STILL motorboating* STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Orange: Yeah- ha! Proved you wrong!
Orange: DILL with it *Laughs*
Pete: Alright, that's it! If you won't unplug all this crap, I will
*Electricity noises*
Orange: Your negativity is becoming CUCUMBERsome *Laughs*
Pear: Orange, knock it off!
Pear: Pete, be careful with that!
Pete: Be careful? THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO!! *with dramatic music and electricity sound in background*
Pete: No wonder you lost power. If were up to me, you guys wouldn't be allowed within ten miles of any of electricity EVER AGAIN! *dramatic music and elctric sounds*
*Dramatic music and electric sounds continues*
*Pete. Orange, and Pear screaming and electrocution sounds*
*Only Pete screaming then pickle explosion*
Orange: WHOA!!! GEEZ
Pear: That was INSANE!!
Orange: I'm with you THERE, losing pickle like that was very JARRING. *Laughs*
Pear: TOO SOON DUDE!!!