This is my favorite part of the show.
Do you guys know what this part of the show is?
This is when we do the Q&A, this is the audience Q&A.
You guys have submitted questions, our Digital Team have curated them.
Digital Team. Give it up for them.
Can we bring them out? Can we bring out the Digital Team?
Dan, Zach,
Julia.
Oh, my God.
You guys, it's in a Supreme box.
This is incredible.
Where did you guys get this?
They gave it to you?
How much is this worth?
Two thousand...?
Alright, give it up for Digital, that was very sweet.
Oh, it's in the...? Alright, Dude, do the whole thing.
Unbox it.
Like it's YouTube.
Alright, here we go.
Wow.
Alright.
"What has been your favorite part of doing
and what do you hope to do differently in season 2?"
Uh, favorite part, I think, was doing the Supreme Carlyle show,
that was, like, amazing.
Yeah. Are you wearing the...? Did you buy one?
So you got it right when it dropped?
You bought it on the resale market?
How much did you spend on it?
Oh, you got in early?
That's amazing.
But... it was only $7.
That's, like, dedication.
How quickly was it up? Where did you it get on? StockX, eBay?
How do you know it's real?
"If you could be any rapper for a day, who would it be and why?"
And in parentheses, it says, "Current and relevant."
Oh, man.
It would have to be someone who's, like,
doing, like, really meaningful, powerful work
that's respected in the hip hop community.
Someone like Macklemore.
And then Jay-Z.
"Do you feel like you are often just talking in an echo chamber?
How do we get the messages of the show
to the other side of America?"
People ask us all the time, like...
Everybody thinks that these shows have to be conversion therapy, but...
Look, I think the best thing you can do is just try to present the facts...
as humanely as possible,
and I've just tried to make sure...
the jokes are making fun of the right people. You know?
And so hopefully, if you watch it and you're, like,
"That makes sense."
That's why I've always kind of tried
to not make fun of the people who vote for a candidate,
but rather the candidates and the people in power themselves, and just be, like,
"That's kind of ridiculous," and then let people pick or choose.
So, remember the Amazon episode?
There was the paintball guy.
There was the paintball family, they were, like, "Hey, you put yourself on..."
It was a mom and pop paintball store, they put all their stuff on Amazon,
and then Amazon, basically, jacked their secret formula
and then started selling the supplies
on Amazon and sort of drove them out of business.
And this guy, he reached out to me
and he wrote an email, he was, like, "Hi, I'm the paintball man."
And I read the email and he was, like...
Jenny, what did he say? He's in his seventies, right?
Damn, he checked a lot of boxes.
Yeah! The guy goes, "I'm in my seventies,
I'm a Republican, I'm a...
vet, I went to Harvard, I wasn't a legacy,
but I thought you presented some really compelling stuff,
so thank you for doing what you do."
So I thought that was cool.
"Who would play you in a movie of your life and why?
Well, the way Hollywood works, it would be Scarlett Johansson.
They'd be, like...
"She's so riveting in the role of Hasan Minhaj."
"If you had a Tinder profile, what would it say?"
What do people write in their Tinder profiles?
I've been out of the game, I learned what dick appointments were last week.
What do people...? How long can it be? What do people usually write?
What's on your...? What do you write on your Tinder profile?
Yeah.
"On my phone, searching for a reason..." Oh, deep. Philosophical.
Alright, what's on yours?
"Single, I like to travel, music?"
Does it work?
Someone's like, "I like to travel, too."
Really?
Who doesn't? Who goes, "I hate traveling."
Does anyone go, "I hate traveling?"
Okay, what do you have on yours? What does it say on yours?
Long walks on the beach?
I'd just be, like, "I'm a soup lover."
And then just see what happens.
Oh, shit.
"Fuck, marry, kill?
Jon Stewart, Colbert, John Oliver."
"What is the white name you use at Starbucks?"
Shane or Keith Minhaj.
I'll do Sean.
Or Randall.
They'll be, like, "Randall?" I'm, like, "That's me."
Alright. "What young people trend
confuses you the most?
With love, Nick." Thank you, Nick.
I would say Tide Pods.
I just wanna meet, like, the first person who was behind it,
who was just, like, "This looks delicious.
Do you wanna eat it?" Like, I just wanna meet that guy.
What's up?
My favorite movie of all time?
Home Alone 1,
No hesitation.
It's a great movie. It still holds, by the way.
Trump? Yeah, he's only in
What's your favorite movie?
Sandlot
What?
Return of the King, Lord of the Rings?
Alright.
Do you cry during movies?
'Cause I cry all the time at the movies.
Do you know the last movie I cried in?
And my wife was making fun of me.
Not
Is it...? It will make you cry?
Okay, I cried... I cried during
Remember that part of the movie
where Critter's with the dinosaur and he's, like, "Why are you alone?"
And he draws this little circle.
And he shows... He's like, shows the momma caveman
and the daddy caveman and they're, like, outside of the circle?
Right? Outside of the circle.
And then he's, like, "Well, what about you?"
And he does the circle.
And he, like, shows the momma dinosaur, the poppa dinosaur,
and then he shows them... like, that they're dead.
And then I just started... I just started balling.
And then Beena was, like, "What are you doing?"
But it was like... it got me.