Someone, yeah, okay.
(laughing)
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- Halloween, the only time of the year
where it's okay to dress slutty
besides Coachella, I guess.
- So every year, I always make my costume,
and I always do it, like,
a month in advance.
I love Halloween.
- I've never really had a good Halloween experience.
I usually like watch a scary-ish movie,
like Harry Potter,
and just go to bed.
- Halloween is like everything that's stressful about life
compacted into one day.
It's this whole thing that we all do,
we all stress about,
we all try to get perfect,
and the next day it's like nothing happened.
- Finding Halloween costumes is so hard,
especially if you're plus size
because chances are, they don't make your size.
- They never fit.
They're not very comfortable.
- The fabric just tends to be terrible and itchy.
- It's unrealistic.
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- I am trying on the SWAT costume.
It looks very interesting.
There's a tutu there.
I'm not sure why or how that would aid me
in saving people.
- How's it going back there?
- I wanna see it--
- I'm so excited.
- I wanna see it.
I wanna see it.
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- I don't feel the best in this shockingly.
This is not what I wanna wear on Halloween.
I definitely want you to check out the back,
which is for some reason a lace corset.
Everything about this is terrible
'cause I wouldn't wear this if I was like
the drunkest of drunks on Halloween.
- I picked the Stormtrooper costume.
I actually like this costume
because it's not explicitly sexy.
It's actually just Stormtrooper.
I really like the idea of getting dressed up,
but I just, I feel like I've been disappointed
and heartbroken so much
that I'm trying not to get my hopes up.
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I was not expecting this to be all one piece.
I was kind of hoping that this would be separate pieces,
you know, like how it looked in the picture.
- If you had to pee, on a scale of one to 10,
how difficult would it be?
- Oh, easily a 50.
I don't wanna see it from other angles,
but from the front angle,
not that bad.
- It's not bad from the back either.
- Thank you. (laughing)
- Today, I'm gonna be trying on the sailor costume,
and I feel like I'm gonna feel very blue.
It's like super cute,
but we'll have to see how the plus size one goes
'cause, you know, it's very blue, puffy, poofy outfit.
Oh, God.
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(laughing)
I feel like a marshmallow
that like vomited blue.
- You look like a Build a Bear.
- Yeah, you do.
- Oh, the wiring is so uncomfortable.
Girls always wanna be like the sexy sailor.
Like, I feel so far from sexy right now.
It's sad.
- My costume is the sexy cat woman costume.
If I could honestly just be transformed
into like a real looking cat,
I'd be much better
than this like spandex, latex
type of hot mess that I'm about to be.
- Why couldn't they just be like, "It's a cat.
"It's a sexy cat.
"Buy it or don't."
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- This is a fucking joke.
What is this?
I can't even lift my arms up.
If I wear this the proper way,
like it won't come up to here.
(laughing)
These weren't even cute ears.
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- We are all four different sizes,
different heights,
holding our weight in different places.
You can't just give one size,
call it plus size,
and think, "Oh, problem solved."
- One plus size was never gonna fit all of us.
- No way.
I don't like Halloween anymore.
Like this seriously takes all the joy
and the fun out of dressing up.
Like this is just sad.
- I think this is the worst thing
I have ever done,
and I went to fat camp.
So that should put everything in perspective.
(laughing)
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- Oh, this mask gets so hot so fast.