How you doing?
All right.
What can I help you with?
I've got some Super Colon Blow.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
From "Saturday Night Live"?
Yeah.
CHUMLEE: Colon Blow.
It's high in fiber, low in fat.
Seems pretty healthy.
I guess it'll make you poop.
ANDREW: I have an "SNL" prop, Super Colon Blow,
from the late '80s with Phil Hartman.
I'm hoping to walk away with $8,000 today.
I've got two kids, and I was hoping to take the money
and maybe apply it towards their college education
down the road.
CHUMLEE: This is the greatest show ever.
"Saturday Night Live" just had this funny way
of taking, like, everyday items and then putting
their little twist on it.
And you've seen the skit, right?
Oh, I love Hartman.
CHUMLEE: [LAUGHS] It's pretty funny.
They're like, hey, how much fiber does your cereal have?
Guess.
He's like, one.
Guess again.
He gets up to nine.
Guess again.
ANDREW: Right?
And then it's like 30,000 or something crazy.
Whoa.
And he's stacked up on a pyramid of cereal bowls.
And then they're, like, now introducing Super Colon Blow.
Yeah.
And it's like a million times the fiber.
So this really was the prop, huh?
ANDREW: That's it.
Where did you get it?
A buddy of a buddy works on the show,
and he was able to get it to me.
And I've had it for quite a long time now.
And this is a certificate of authenticity.
It's a prop from Saturday Night
Live from November 11, 1989.
It was created using a color printer.
It's in pretty good condition, minus this little spot up here.
What're you looking to do with it?
Sell it.
CHUMLEE: And how much are you looking for?
$8,000.
CHUMLEE: I really want to buy this,
but I just don't have people coming in here looking
for boxes of Colon Blow.
Would you take 3 grand for it?
No, I can't do 3 grand.
Can you do 7?
Honestly that's way too high for me.
I could bump it up a little bit, maybe like 33.
Can you do 5?
35 is really gonna be the best I could do,
and I'm just offering you that because my boss loves "Saturday
Night Live" and I think he's gonna
give me a raise if I buy this.
- All right, deal. - All right.
I'll meet you at the counter.
We'll write it up.
All right.
CHUMLEE: Rick loves "Saturday Night Live,"
and since he's old, I know he needs some help
with his digestive situation.
So I consider this a smart purchase that
kills two birds with one stone.
COREY: So you're moving again?
Yeah.
Why are you looking at houses in my neighborhood?
I like you on the other side of town.
You can move to my neighborhood, Rick.
I got some stuff at my house that I need a fix.
Check it out.
"Colon Blow.
When you really gotta go."
RICK: Is that actually Colon Blow from "SNL"?
Yep.
Super Colon Blow.
That's a real prop from the show?
Real prop for it.
I got provenance paperwork.
RICK: That was one of the funniest commercials
they ever did.
They didn't go over the top.
They just acted like it was--
They went way over the top.
They didn't go over the line.
Your line must be pretty far out there.
RICK: It was the equivalent of 4,000 bowls of bran flakes.
[LAUGHS]
You could probably use some, pops.
It's not real.
We don't know that.
There's gotta be something in the box.
I don't need anything for my digestive health.
It's funny 'cause you're full of [BLEEP]..
[LAUGHS]
He's got a point there.
This is TV history right here.
It's super cool.
I'll leave it here for a little while, just for you.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
[LAUGHS]