Note: This video is NOT MADE for kids, contains violence, and swearing.
Thor: Love & Thunder in 9 minutes
Love: Bye, have a great time!
*oof*
ded
Gorr: NOOOOOOOOOOO
*J Jonah laugh*
Necrosword: Dew it.
*continues laughing*
*stabbed*
*wilhelm scream*
Gorr kill count: 1
Gorr: It's Gorrin Time.
*tumbler rolls up*
zooooooom
Just imagine a French guy saying this:
Epik music
Super hero landing
woah
Star-Lord: Alright Thor,
Our cameo time is up
See you in Guardians 3!
*teleports*
*goats screaming*
Thor: Hey uh,
When did we get these goats?
Korg: Oh, the tribesmen gave us those so we could have 15 year old screaming goat jokes
Ah, that makes sense.
*telephone ringing*
Thor: Yes, this is the strongest Avenger speaking.
Qui perdunt tempus transferendi
Thor: Oh hey! You're the irrelevant character from before Taika Watiti took over!
Hoc i plaudite vobis virum, vel vestra tantum utens translate seu quid ego nescio
Thor: Alright, we're on our way.
big boom
*teleports*
*sigh*
Jane: I have cancer..
*cue Jonathan*
Jonathan: I gotchu fam!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(comment down which planets/environments you see)
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Jane becomes Thor*
*Tumbler rolls up*
omg its Gorr
Gorr: Tell me,
do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Random God: Uh..
Wh-whos..Huey Lewis?
Gorr: Y-you don't know who they are?
Random God: Ugh..
No-nooo?
Gorr: Oh, ok.
Hey, random God!
Huh?
*screams of pain and horror*
*even more screams of pain and horror*
GUN
pew
Gorr kill count: 2
pew
Gorr kill count: 3
(please don't demonetise me)
zoooooooom
*teleports*
Thor: Oh hey, what happened here?
Korg: Oh crap, it's Bateman!
Thor: We have to go.
*teleports*
*screaming oh no*
*teleports*
*CGI monster*
woah who could that be
*cue applause*
Jane: Oh hi Thor!
Thor: Jane?!?
Jane: Oh, and my hair turned blonde for some reason.
Gorr: HEHEHEHA
Gorr: I'm banishing you to the shadow realm.
NOOOOOOooo
Thor: Well shet.
Valkyrie: Well, now we have to save them!
Korg: Hey, look!
Translation: Help us Thor
*woah fast building montage*
DREAM MUSIC GO
DUNDUNDUN
FALCON
PUNCH
Thor: Well, time to go find other Gods for help.
BOOM
*more goat screaming*
wheeee
Zeus: Hello all!
and welcome to the Omnipotent city,
let’s introduce some of our gods, first we have:
Rick Astley,
God of Music.
Rick Astley: ♪ You couldn't get this from any other guy~ ♪
Zeus: Shaggy, God of Anime.
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Zeus: Obi-Wan Kenobi, God of the high ground
Obi-Wan: Hello there!
Zeus: Gonk, God of agriculture
Gonk
Zeus: And finally..
Morbius.
God of Morbin and Fertility
Morbius: It's Morbin time.
Thor: Zeus? Hi, we need your help!
Zeus: Nah, fack you
*snaps*
woah
Thor: Oh thank god that didn’t-
AHH PISS!
*audience gasp*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Korg: Don’t worry everyone,
I’m not dead, just another comic relief death here.
GUN
Thor: Hey, thats pretty good!
*teleports*
wheeeeeeeeeee
Sillypenta: And that is how you murder all the gods!
by just simply using the power of the Bifrost,
you too, can accomplish committing mass genocide!
Tune in next week, we’ll be looking in on how to call Saul!
Thor: Woah, thats a interesting video
Gun
pew
Valkyrie: Change da world
My final message
Goodbye
fight scene goo
Gorr: Yoink
*teleports*
Thor: Wait a minute..
Who are you??
Anakin: You turned her against me!
Jane: Thor..
I have...cancer..
*anakin yell*