- This is Elvis, my giant lizard,
and this happens to be wagyu,
the most expensive steak on the planet.
And guess who's getting fed?
That's right, Elvis.
(relaxed music)
There you go.
And that piece of meat right there was about $40.
(cash register rings)
And that's another $40.
(cash register rings)
Before we feed off all of the wagyu,
let's go ahead and check out what the boys are doing.
- Edgar is first.
- You know how to do this, Mike?
- Oh, oh.
- Dude, oh, Mike, Mike!
You got to feed it, man!
You don't even know what you're doing, man.
- Dude, what is he doing?
- [Noah] You got to stick the damn thing in there.
- Oh!
- [Noah] Mike, Mike!
You literally got no clue what you're doing.
Who hired this guy?
- [Mike] You did.
- Good job, it actually was pretty good.
Mike, you literally got no clue what you're doing.
- I don't know what he was doing.
He acts like we never feed him.
- He's a hungry boy.
- He's growing.
- Man, whatever's in this cup got me bugging.
Where's Jay at?
- Dude, he took today off.
What a bum right?
- What a bum.
Hey, hey man.
Hey get it by its face.
I could've done better.
- Shut up, Noah!
- How dare you.
Mike, Mike, Mike.
- [Mike] You walked into it.
- Dude, you can't do that in the workplace.
Wait until after.
- Oh, okay.
- Dinner time!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
- What energy drink did you not share?
- Espresso.
Mike!
- You want the long tweezers
so you can reach it?
- Said after work, buddy.
- [Mike] Dude.
- [Noah] Buddy what's wrong?
Oh my God.
That's so cool.
Lilith, come on, girly girl!
- [Mike] I did abs yesterday, that hurts.
- Dude, don't touch me!
How many times do I have to say, "After work", Mike?
- I just, I forget a lot, you know.
- We're on the clock.
Have you ever even fed a snake before Bruce?
- [Bruce] Oh, once or twice I think.
- [Noah] Oh!
- Wassup!
- I just blinked and it was there.
- Luis our iguana laid eggs.
Daddy!
- Mr Brian!
- His name's daddy.
Look at that python.
- Yeah.
- They'll all get one large rat each, please.
(upbeat music)
- We're getting flanked.
Do you know why they call him black headed-
- [Mike] Shoochy doochy guys.
- Shut up, Mike.
Do you know why they call him blackhead pythons?
- [Bruce] 'Cause their hammy plates are black?
- It's because their head's black.
- [Bruce] Oh.
- Close enough.
(upbeat music)
- Another 40 bucks.
(cash register rings)
What do you think about that, Elvis?
Was that good, buddy?
There you go, buddy.
And then we'll go ahead and save some for Toothless.
- We got lots of snakes to feed.
- This is going to fit in the snake belly.
- [Mike] He don't want to eat it, I don't know.
He'll find it and eat it when he wants to.
- Watch and learn, boy.
Look at this, Mike.
You're gonna wanna take a tip or two out of this one.
- Hang it over right side of fence.
Did nothing.
I'm learning so much right now, it's unbelievable.
Give up, set pig, done.
All right, let's go.
We got others to feed,
look over here, she's ready, man.
- Did you get all that?
- All right there.
Feeding next, the beautiful Cow Reticulated, one more time.
Get the pig.
- [Noah] Dude, put it in front of her face, brother.
- [Mike] Look, she took it so gently.
- Golly! You ever even feed a snake before?
- It's my second day. How'd you know?
(Noah grunts)
You're drinking bug juice?
- I'm not gonna lie, I'm bugging right now.
- You're bugging me.
Come on, let's go.
Noah always makes fun of me 'cause I take too long.
You know what? I don't take too long.
I enjoy it. Call me chef Wilson, you know?
Come!
You gotta get the right amount.
Can't give her too much, 'cause then she won't eat.
Missouri pellets for iguanas and tortoises.
And these are for the more dry species
of tortoises and iguanas.
And then that's it, I mean that's one done.
35 more to go.
No just joking, about a dozen and we'll be done.
- Let's see if Toothless wants some.
I think he's gonna like it.
Come on, Toothless.
Come on over here.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, he liked it.
Here you go, buddy.
Kind of guilty about this.
I want to taste what this thing tastes like.
Last piece!
That didn't take long. Yeah, he loves it.
Let's try Hiccup, but let's see what the boys are up to.
- When did we get apes here at the zoo?
- We are great apes, Mike.
Human beings are great apes.
Sneak a worm in there.
(upbeat music)
Whoa! Did you see a diaphragm fly out that one?
- Yeah, that was brilliant.
- That's enough for you, fatty.
- Can't say that to her face.
- That's enough for you, fatty.
- Works for me.
- Cupcake.
- You rang?
- I didn't say ice cream, go away.
- Why do I need to know how to count?
I'm not a haberdasher.
- You're gonna be a doordasher if you keep this up.
- You still gotta count.
- [Bruce] I thought the app did it for you.
(upbeat music)
- How come you and your dad make me unlock everything?
- Ah, you don't get paid for nothing, Mike.
- [Mike] Wait, you guys get paid?
- [Noah] Whoa! Whoa!
Look at that, man.
He's like shy.
Imagine all your other friends have legs
and you're born without 'em.
- There's 90% of the stuff here does not have legs.
- Yeah, but they're not lizards.
All his other lizard friends have legs.
- Oh, no! It's a shark!
- What's wrong with this guy?
Look at his abdominal core strength.
- Just to think Hiccup just a couple months ago
was in Indonesia, and now he's eating
the most expensive steak on the planet.
(cash register rings)
I think he liked it.
He's like a Velociraptor!
Okay, Hiccup, you gotta savor this last one.
It's the last piece that you're getting.
There you go, buddy.
That's about $100 worth of beef he just ate.
- I'm gonna wash my hand.
That's better.
(upbeat music)
Extra-cali-fragilistic-
- [Both] Expialidocious.
- [Bruce] Quick hi-five.
- Why's your hand all wet?
- Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Should we feed her and put her in the tub after?
- Absolutely.
- Okay, do it.
- Coming right now.
- [Both] Ooh!
- That one was our critical hit!
- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
I have a anaconda in my hand!
It's a good day.
- We're feeding, not tickling.
- That's what you gotta-
- You know, when you see like
the cow patterns on snakes,
does it make you just more want ice cream?
- Duh.
- Dude, I swear.
There is nothing that strikes faster
than an anaconda around here.
That boy, pow! They get you.
What is rat in Spanish?
- [Noah] Rata.
- Rata.
La Rata!
- Rata.
- [Bruce] There we go.
I thought you almost got my finger there.
- Come on today, Bruce.
- Shut up Mike.
- Tabasco.
You have some veggies.
He's growing boy.
He says, I like to spoil him a little bit.
Cause he's my buddy.
Those are his favorite.
Typically once she sees what I give him.
Put a little calcium powder on it,
make it look like some ranch dressing.
Buddy look what I got.
That's it?
Nothing, no tail whip, no head bob.
No, these kids are so ungrateful.
There it is.
Little tail whippy.
Now he's gonna jump down.
Shove his face.
That'll be going in about 45 seconds.
He eats quicker than my dog does.
Veggie eaters get fed every day.
Got my boy, flaming hot Cheeto.
There you go Cheeto.
Nice.
- BeetleJuice is one of our more picky monitors.
He really only likes eat frozen, thawed mice
but let's see if wagyu will change his mind.
You want this bud?
There he is.
I guess so, wagyu is the way to go.
But listen, I can't afford feeding him all this time.
Speaking over 40, but this costs a lot of money.
Do me a favor,
go over to reptilearmy.com.
Buy some merch to help me pay for this.
Here you go, bud.
Yeah, he loves it.
Definitely a spoiled little lizard.
Here you go buddy.
And last one, there it is guys, that was a lot of money
for the most expensive steak on the planet.
But hey, our lizards are happy.
- What are we gonna do Sunrise?
- You mean the celestial event?
- Oh, so typically she doesn't like pigs all that often.
I'm just gonna set it down.
We talk about snake's personality all the time.
I like bacon.
I don't like rabbit.
Next.
Oh hey Mr Brian.
You wanna feed Butterscotch.
- No, I'd like to see you feed her though.
I'm always excited about this moment.
What are you drinking?
- Bug juice.
- [Brian] Is Noah bothering you?
- Actually he's bugging me.
Come on Butterscotch.
- [Noah] Butter, butter butter.
- [Mike] She missed it.
- Mike, you are so terrible at that.
- That's what I've been telling him all day.
- Watch.
- Oh, dude perfect.
- Hey Mike, can you open that for me please?
- You got keys.
- See Brazilian boa.
She knew what I was saying when I said La Rata.
- Brazilian, what they speak, Portuguese, port, port?
- [Bruce] Yeah, perfect Mike.
Whoa, you're gonna fall.
All right, you're gonna get your food.
Just one thing at a time, all right.
It's a Boelens Python.
Stop distracting me Mike,
I'm trying to feed La Rata to the boelens.
- La Rata!
- Hey, you know what?
We learned something new every day.
- Preach.
- Go for the head guy, not the hand,
the head, not the hand.
Just get it.
Things scarier than my own cobras, man.
I'm telling you.
He's like a spring loaded trap.
He just goes ah.
- Next up, Tortoise pen, zucchini.
So he just kind of do a little choppy chop,
throw it in there.
Anywhere from three to seven heads of lettuce a day.
And then they do double sweet potatoes.
Look how big that sweet potato is.
Look how small this is.
Smaller tortoise has gotta eat too.
How's that for speed, Mr. Brian.
They call me Sonic, Ricky Bobby.
- [Bruce] Ooh, world strongest man?
- No.
- [Bruce] Worlds strongest Mike?
- Maybe.
Then I gotta have, worlds strongest Mike.
(Mike mumbling)
- Didn't your momma teach you not to play with your food.
Stay still, stay still, stand up.
Did you shampoo today or something,
why is it so silky smooth?
- No it's wet.
What about that, oh, I got some in my face.
- A little dusting, never hurt nobody.
- I'm not gonna spoil my lizards
and not spoil my alligators.
There we go.
Woo hoo. They like the wagyu too.
Come here, salty.
There you go, girl.
We're having a great time,
it's costing me a fortune, but it's a fun time.
Oops, that's $30.
All right, that went well.
- [Bruce] Pooping?
- Maybe.
- Well, we can't have our animals eat this
and not try it ourselves.
So we got a couple for ourselves here.
This is the first time I've ever cooked this,
so I have no idea what I'm doing.
I don't wanna mess this up.
Let it rest.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Oh my goodness.
That's like nothing I've ever tasted before.
You know, what's so crazy,
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