[buzzer]
Wait, I didn't mean to hit the buzzer!
M-My hand must've slipped!
Oh, sorry, a false buzzer means that the question
goes to the opposing team.
O... kay...
And I'll eat dessert.
Max, that's for later.
Says who?
Me, now let it go.
Suit yourself.
[laughs]
Cut it out!
That's it!
Whoa!
Oh, my...
Wow.
What are you waiting for? A ruler smack on the butt?
Because apparently that's "illegal" now. Pfft.
I have a reputation to uphold,
so if we can keep this whole nice thing on the down low...
Nuh-uh. You did a nice thing
and I'm never going to forget it.
[beeping]
Try to mop my brain and I'll cram that thing
down your smirk hole.
3D TV...
It's like it's coming right at you.
Good luck with getting your grades up in a day.
- And good luck with the couch. - What c-- Ouch!
[in unison] Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
The power of our friendship is lifting me up!
[laughing]
Sorry to interrupt, but your father needs an...
What's going on here?
Uh, sorry, Phoebe. Auditions ended at four o'clock.
Uh, the clock says it's 3:58.
What?
How did that happen?
Come on, Max, let's get him carefully over to a stool.
Come on.
[in unison] Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Oh, my whoa! I'm floating!
Stay focused, ladies. We're doing it!
That can't be good.
Ah!
Is she supposed to go that high?
Our friendship is too powerful!
♪ ...Dream of every night ♪
♪ And this is The kind of world... ♪
Let's see if she can handle
Evan's "Don't Say Goodbye" chocolate cream pie.
♪ The kind of world Where everything's all right ♪
♪ Da-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
Why are you doing that?
Because we can.
[chanting] ...Limp as a noodle.
Heavy as a rock, limp as a noodle.
We're doing it! We're doing it!
[excited shouting]
[screams]
- Victory hug! - Again, not how it works, Sara.
[clapping]
Hah, who's the chicken-cat now?
Why don't you ask the guy
who just saw you use your powers?
That looks bad.
I know, those chips are gonna be all crumbs when he falls.
[screaming]
I just booked a gig for Friday night!
And I think I'll celebrate with a milk shake.
Hey!
Ugh. That's okay. He can keep it.
Whoa!
- Let go! - You let her go!
She needs my help!
[grunting]
[screams]
I'm Max and I hit myself with books.
What?
Ow!
Hey, look! Magic door!
Wha...?!
- So fun! - I know!
Stay on your own side.
Wow, it worked.
I'll get Nora.
Why'd you do that?
I didn't, you did!
Stop!
This won't end well.
But that's not water, that's...
[screaming]
hot tea.
My toe! My toe!
It hurts worse than opening my paycheck.
The police will take it from here.
I'm replacing Max
with this dummy that
Whoa, Phoebe!
You're not gonna win this battle, Max.
This isn't a battle, Phoebe.
This is a war.
Oh, she would.
That's it!
Uh-oh!
Whoa!
Ah! My promotional hat!
That's it! We are going home!
[screaming]
[yelling]
Why are we still yelling?
I don't know. Let's get down.
[sighing]
Thanks, girls, it really means a lot.
[glass breaks]
No, we're seriously right behind you.
Do you think you could move it like that way?
Max, you're taking this too far.
You should stop before something bad happens.
This bracelet gave me superpowers!
[rattling and clanging]
What was that?!
Oh, the lunch lady better not still be living
in the teacher's lounge.
I'll never be evil like you!
[grunting]
I'll be even more evil.
[grunting]
What was I supposed to do? He was going to hurt himself.
Well, yeah, but it was gonna be funny.
[screams]
I got you.
I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.
It's okay. I was the boy who cried angry badger.
Phoebe, put your brother down.
Okay.
Max, your ears are too big for your head.
[both] Baaah!
[clears throat]
All right.
[grunts]
I'll take that.
Whoa!
It's mine.
I need the parts.
- No, Phoebe, let go. - No, you let go!
[shouting over each other]
You're so annoying!
- I want that one! - No, give me that one!
I saw it first!
[shouting]
But my guitar chose you.
She never steers me wrong.
Well, now it looks like she's changed her mind.
Whoa, this is weird...
[Max grunts]
You're supposed to be an evil genius
and this is the best you got?
[grunts]
There.
It all fits.
Run!
Whoa! Whoa!
[drum hitting the ground]
[sighs] Revenge: check.
The Animalizer!
It's beautiful!
[shouting]
[Max grunts]
[glass breaking]
Now that... was hilarious.
Principal Bradford, can I interest you in a cherry float?
My brother was a magician.
He turned my girlfriend into his wife.
Hey, Phoebe, I think your boomerang's broken.
I threw it and it's not coming back.
Now it is!
[screaming]
Wha... Why'd you do that?
Forgive me.
It's like I'm not in control of my own limbs.
- I'll get it. - Uh, no, it's for me.
[phone ringing]
I'm expecting a call about...
- Armpit fungus. - Armpit fungus.
[phone ringing]
For Max.
We're home.
And we brought ice cream!
Ice cream? You think that's funny?!
[sighs]
Max, I knew you were good!
Well, now I do. Before I thought you were totally evil.
I give you...
[horror strings playing]
"Max and Phoebe Attacking the Prom"?
[both] Uh...
[grunts]
Mitch! This happens at every awards show!
Look at her,
showing her own brother no mercy.
It's magnificent!
Wait, wait, wait, Max. No, don't...!
[screams]
[laughs]
Now let's see what's in your little cart of villainy.
A... toilet plunger?
Well, that wasn't very nice.
Any minute now.
[coughing]
What did you do?!
Stuff's coming out of there.
You're welcome.
[grunts]
Hey, that's Grapple Girl, show some respect!
[grunting]
I'm throwing this away without touching it.
[grunts]
- [yelps] - Oops.
Looks like you dropped something.
...Plus superpowers...
equals unstoppable!
[evil laugh]
All right, let's get back in our disguises
and go down there and steal that bracelet before they leave.
Okay, it might take a while.
[rock music playing]
Okay...
[Max panting]
You can't remove my helmet.
Like all great supervillains, I... have a chin strap.
[grunting]
Max, they're leaving, do something!
They can't leave if they can't find the door.
Whao!
Max, turn the lights back on.
My dumpster clams!
Max!
Gotta save the world.
Got him! Now Max!
I don't think so!
[grunts]
[computer voice] System restored.
Give me that back!
I know all about your plan, Max.
I'm not gonna let you take my powers.
- Gimme it back! It's mine! - Give it to me!
I'm not letting it go! Give me the orb!
[screaming]
[lips flapping]
You're not Billy.
Yeah, well, you're not Jennifer Lopez, so we both lose.
You took my powers.
I'm sorry, Max, I didn't want this to happen, but...
you brought it on yourself.
Hey, now, give me that back!
[panting]
Thanks. Let's get out of here.
- Come on, Colosso. - Right behind ya.
[lullaby notes playing]
[cooing]
What was that?
Balloon attack.
No one ever thinks it can happen to them.
[alarm blaring]
Wait for me!
I got you, buddy!
No!
Oh!
It is you! You are the Chosen One!
Troy, you seeing this?
Psst, Troy, over here.
Everyone, kneel! This is amazing!
Why are you here, Great One?
Do you want pizza? A free lesson?
You need me to validate your parking?
Brandon, get the stair!