- Wow!
- Woo!
- (Janelle) Yes!
- Bring me the omelette, baby!
- (PvF) What do you get when you hire
a bluejay and a raccoon to work for you?
- Oh God, I love this show. - (laughs) A Regular Show?
- (both) Regular Show!
- (PvF) Alright, well we are hanging with Mordecai, Rigby, Benson,
and the whole Regular Show gang for a Try Not To Eat
that'll absolutely have you feeling ravenous.
- I'm gonna eat!
- This is gonna be hard.
This is like one of my favorite shows ever.
- I'm always excited to try food, so who am I kidding? (laughs)
- (narrator) The Grill 'Em Up food truck is being credited
with creating the world's best burger, The Ulti-Meatum!
- The Ulti-Meatum!
- Oh, I don't know how I feel about this.
- Oh no! - Oh yes!
- Oh man, now that is a burger.
- One thing about Cartoon Network, they're gonna come up with
something that's gonna give you cardiac arrest and/or diabetes.
- Not if you try it one time!
- (Ajay) Anyone who doesn't eat one is a chump!
- Oh my God! - Oh wow.
- How do you even take a bite of this?
(Sharon laughs)
- Bro, this is just a cheese borger.
- It's just a burger, patty, burger. It's burger, patty, burger.
- (PvF) Straight from the Grill 'Em Up truck,
the Ulti-Meatum is a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger,
with two cheeseburgers as buns,
and if you don't eat it, then you're clearly a chump.
- And what about it? I'm so sorry.
I'll take my Chump with a capital C.
- Look at this burger. It's like the size of my head.
(Janelle laughs)
- I'm gonna try and do it in one bite.
- Please don't. - Not the whole thing.
- Right.
(Danny laughs)
(Jeremiah laughs) - Wow.
- Wow, wow! (buzzer rings)
- Oh wow! (buzzer rings)
(Danny laughs)
- Yep, it tastes like a big mouth full of ground beef.
(laughs)
- I really like it.
- She did it! - Mmm!
- But that mess, I could never.
- I feel like, because I couldn't even like take a full bite of it,
like, I'm physically unable to,
it just would've been torture.
- (PvF) Alright, well, are you passing?
- I'm passing. - You're a chump!
- (Mordecai) This isn't gonna be easy.
- (Benson) Just stick to the training. You can do it!
- Oh my God, I remember this episode! - See?
- (man) Good luck. - (Mordecai) Thanks.
- I kinda wanna do it. - Mm-hmm.
- Are we being challenged?
- Bring me an omelette, baby! - All for her.
(both laugh)
- But why are they? (laughs) - Oh God, what does it entail?
And what is in that drink?
- Oh my gosh.
- The fruit looks so cute! - The fruit looks really yummy.
- (PvF) This eggsellent challenge is made with a dozen eggs,
mushrooms and peppers, before being topped with chili, cheese,
biscuits, and served with a side of fruit.
For the first person who tries...
- Oh my God, that's cute! - Oh, God damn it.
- Whoever eats first?
(drum roll echoes) (buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings)
- Oh! (buzzer rings)
- Give me that hat. Sweet.
- (PvF) I think Zaria got it.
- You're eggsellent.
- I am eggsellent, baby! - Truly.
- I'm eggsellent.
- Alright, take your stupid hat. I didn't want it anyways.
It ruins my hair.
- Oh yeah, good. - Let's go guys!
Stranger Things!
- What would you give me if I can do the entire omelette?
- Don't do that to yourself. - In three minutes.
Can I get a punishment card? (Anthony gasps)
- As good as it sounds, like, I'm not even an egg person.
- This is good!
- (PvF) Are you worried about the punishment?
- No.
- If I can eat, not the whole meal, the omelette.
- Mm, no, because Mordecai did everything.
- I'm sorry. - Okay!
- (PvF) Three minutes, Get Out Of Punishment Free card.
- The hat is backwards. On your marks,
get set, eat! (buzzer rings)
Three minutes on the clock.
Sharon's tactic seems to be cutting and eating.
The mouth has not stopped moving. The fork is forking.
I feel like I'm eating it with her. Wow.
There's a little bit, yeah, there you go.
(buzzer rings)
21 seconds left on the clock, our girl Sharon did it,
and has won herself a punishment free card,
meaning that she can enjoy the rest of the food as she pleases,
and I will have to sit here and not bask in the glory
of getting the prize food.
- Yeah, buddy! I mean!
- I would be lying if I said I wasn't jealous, but...
(Sharon burps) That is well-deserved.
- Oh, she finished this? - (PvF) Yes.
- Sharon's a beast.
- (Rigby) You're probably wondering why I brought you here today.
- (Mordecai) Not really.
(both laugh)
- Rigby's Smart Juice?
- Pickles? (scoffs) No.
- (Rigby) RadiCola, frozen fruit punch concentrate,
a dash of hot sauce.
- See, this one's not gonna be good though.
- This just sounds horrible, yeah.
- RigJuice? - I'm scared, I'm already burping.
- That looks like toxin! - It's a cartoon.
- Oh my lord. It is just like the real one.
- This is tempting, 'cause this is a liquid,
and I love me a good liquid.
- (PvF) Don't you want your face to feel like magic
after drinking a few swigs of RigJuice?
- Wow, y'all are creative. - Oh, woah!
- You tried it already? - Oh yeah.
- Can you do it first, please? - Bottoms up, RigJuice!
(buzzer rings)
- Ew! What does that taste like?
- My face feels magical! - (laughs) Stop, is it?
- There's this like sweet, but then there's something in there
that has a touch of a kick.
(buzzer rings)
- Yo!
- Do you feel like magic? - Yeah, that's not bad!
- You're not trying it? It's RigJuice!
- No, 'cause it's not worth it, you know, like, I'm gonna...
- It's RigJuice! - Like tasting this, and trying this
means that I have a third bite of whatever's bad in the end,
and it just doesn't seem worth it.
- (PvF) Alright, so you're not trying the RigJuice?
- I'm not.
- (PvF) You don't want your face to feel like magic?
- This was the hardest, I will say.
Shout out to our team, but my will is a little too strong.
(crowd applauds)
- You're gonna try it? (buzzer rings)
Oh my God, she did it! That was so gross!
(laughs)
- Shut up!
- Get it away from me. - Alright, alright, alright.
- Okay. - Mmm, it's a Chinese place?
- Death Kwon Do.
- (man) You guys!
- Oh! (Sharon laughs)
Honestly, this is impressive. - Oh!
- Wow!
- Look at him go!
- Now how did he punch meatballs into the sandwich?
- Because it's a cartoon.
- What's in this death sandwich? Do I wanna know?
- You can't sue me! (laughs)
- (man) If you don't eat it right, you die.
- Ooh. - There's a way to eat the sandwich?
- Well, we're gonna find out. - Praying for Sharon early on.
- Oh my God, it is a really cute looking meatball sub though.
- Oh my God, this looks so yummy.
- Oh my God, you guys are clever!
- I'm not eating it, but I still wanna sign.
- We're not allowed to sue you guys if this goes wrong?
- (PvF) That is not your signature, Danny!
- Oh my God! (laughs)
Last time I checked, it was. (laughs)
- (PvF) The flagship dish of Death Kwon Do,
the death sandwich is an ancient recipe created thousands of years ago,
and will kill you if not eaten correctly.
- I don't remember how they have to eat it.
- Yeah, I don't remember.
- (PvF) Oh no! (buzzer rings)
- There she goes. I can see the green already.
(buzzer rings)
- No, no!
- (PvF) Wait, Danny, you gotta come back.
There's six stages before you die.
- Oh, six stages? Oh!
- (PvF) The first one, face turns green,
and you start choking.
Then your face feels like it's on fire,
your intestines melt away, and leak out of your body.
- I don't see 'em! - Where are my intestines? (laughs)
- (PvF) Then the victim screams in pain, but no one can hear them,
since they've lost their voice. - Okay, Ariel.
- (PvF) You get your voice back, but only to cry out in mercy
in ancient, forgotten dialects.
(Sharon babbles)
- You sound like a baby.
- (PvF) And obviously, then they die.
- Oh my God! (laughs)
- Kinda just wanna try it. - Yeah?
- But I won't.
- Maybe we'll switch on this one, you try it first.
- 'Cause what if I don't eat it right, and then I die here?
- (PvF) The correct way to eat the sandwich
is with a mullet and jorts.
(Sharon laughs)
- Could never.
- (PvF) So Zaria, this is a pass for you?
- It's a pass for me, I don't have a mullet or jorts.
- Yeah, I mean, I don't got the jorts or the mullet,
or the (laughs) so... (Janelle laughs)
I think I'm gonna have to pass on this one.
- (man) Those apple fritters were double glazed by mistake.
- (both) Double glazed.
- (Mordecai) We'll take 'em.
- (man) Actually, I gotta throw them out, brah,
'cause they're not safe for human consumption.
- Oh, that's not good.
- Like, this is triple glazed.
- Ooh! (laughs)
- (PvF) Fresh from Candy's Donuts, we've got some accidentally
double glazed apple fritters,
and we'll let you decide if they're safe for human consumption.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh, the glaze like goos. Oh, it's good?
- Mm-hmm. - It looks good.
(buzzer rings) - Mm-hmm!
- She looks cute, oh, you already started.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay, alright, I'll join you.
(buzzer rings) - Mm-hmm.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh my God!
- Don't do that to me. - Yo!
- (PvF) How's that double glazed apple fritter?
- It's damn good.
(Anthony laughs)
- You don't know how bad I wanna try this.
I gotta win, I gotta win this thing.
I'm so far, I can't throw it away.
- I respect it.
- (PvF) Well, that is our challenge.
Congratulations Janelle and Anthony,
you were able to avoid some delicious dishes,
and for that, we've got the ultimate challenge and prize.
- Damn.
- (men) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- (narrator) Do you like steak?
- Oh. - Ah, I do like a good steak.
- (narrator) Steak universe. - Yeah!
- Okay.
- (narrator) A 96 ounce steak and eggs in under an hour...
(Jeremiah laughs)
We'll give your very own t-shirts that say raise the steaks!
- This is what I waited for. - A t-shirt. (laughs)
- (PvF) For our winners,
you get the chance to raise the steaks,
and win your very own t-shirt.
- Damn!
- Ooh! - Oh, that's nice.
- Oh my God, that looks phenomenal.
- Wow!
- I'm so Regular Show now!
- What? - Yes!
This was worth it!
- I could get a shirt and a steak too, if I want it.
- I'm almost willing to take my chance on the...
- This is seasoned well. - On the punishment.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Jeremiah, Sharon, Danny, and Zaria.
- That's us. - (PvF) You were tempted,
and for that, you must suffer the consequences.
Let's take a look.
- Something like that. - Dumb.
- I actually have to see what this is.
- (Mordecai) Wings for real men?
- (both) Wings for real men!
- (man) Lookie here.
We got several fancy city folk. - Oh no!
(Jeremiah laughs)
- (Skips) I need a bucket of wings to go.
Free wings for life, huh?
- (man) Our wing sauce is made from mutated ghost peppers.
- Ghost pepper?
- Ooh! - Mutated ghost peppers?
- Ow! - Oh my God.
- That looks painful. - The bones are piling up.
- That's a cute cauldron. - Ugh.
- Woo!
- (PvF) Made from mutated ghost peppers,
hot magma extracts, and black widow spider venom,
we've got a plate of inferno chicken wings
that just might kill ya.
- Nicole, this might be a little too intense.
- How many times am I dying this episode?
- I'm gonna just do the whole wing.
- Oh, that's hot! There it is!
- Is there a specific pepper?
'Cause I wanna know if it's like more spicy.
- A spicy one, Zaria! (hiccups)
- Ooh. Hoo!
- Woo!
- Woo! (hiccups)
- (PvF) How are you feeling about your life choices, Sharon?
- I [censored] love it! I feel so alive right now!
- Okay, at the beginning, it's not that bad,
and at the end, it's not that bad.
But everything in between is like oh my God!
- Ah! - But this is painful.
(laughs)
The chicken's real good.
- (PvF) That does it for today, any final thoughts?
- I slayed, and I won,
and I had spice. - Ugh.
And I saw God twice.
- I feel really grateful. I have a steak, I got eggs.
I got a shirt!
- Yeah, that is pretty fun. - I really won!
I really did win.
- Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
of People Vs Food.
- What did you think of this Try Not To Eat Challenge?
- Let us know, and let us know what else we should try
down in the comments below.
- And as always, make sure to like and follow for more.
- Take a sip, yeah.