>> Stephen: HERE AT THE LATE SHOW WITH THE CAST OF "THE BIG
BANG THEORY," BEFORE WE IMET TO YOUR QUESTIONS FOR EACH OTHER,
OVER THE YEARS YOU HAD SOME INCREDIBLE GUEST CENTERS, BOB
NEWHART, STEVE ENHAWKING, CARRIE FISHER, ANY HAVE A PERSONAL
FAVORITE.
>> JUD HIRSCH WAS A BIG DEAL FOR ME.
WE RAN INTO HIM AT SOME FUNCTION, I RAN UP TO HIM AND
SAID I'M BIG FAN OF YOUR ROLE IN TAXI.
TRYING TO FACE THE PURPOSE OF MY CHARACTER AND THE PURPOSE OF
YOUR CHARACTER AND I SAID YOU WANT TO PLAY MY DAD, DO YOU WANT
TO COME ON AND PLAY MY DAD.
AND I RELATIONIZED HE MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SHOW I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
OR THAT I'M AN ACTOR, EVEN.
>> DO YOU WANT TO BE PIE DAD?
>> YEAH, I'M AN ACTOR.
FAMOUS.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITE PEOPLE.
>> MARK HAMILL WAS PRETTY EXCITING.
BOB NEW HART, I GREW UP WATCHING NEWHART THAT WAS ONE OF MY EARLY
COMEDY INSPIRATIONS.
>> Stephen: DO YOU FAN OUT.
>> YEAH, I THINK I-- NO, CAN I NOT CONTROL MYSELF.
>> YEAH.
>> WE HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS LIKE BRIAN FOSAN WHO PLAYS BUTTER AND
KEVIN CONSTITUTEMAN WHO PLAYS INSTITUTE, YOU STEWART, THEY
BRING SO MUCH JOY TO OUR SHOW THAT THEY DON'T GET OBVIOUSLY
THE STEPHEN HAWKS OF THE WORLD BUT I WOULD LIKE IT TO GIVE THEM
A SHOUT OUT.
>> THEY ARE CLOSE.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO A LITTLE MORE OF A LIGHTNING ROUND.
YOU HAVE SPENT A TON OF TIME TOGETHER.
AND YOU HAVE SOME QUESTIONS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER ASKED EACH OTHER
BUT THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS TO.
SO WHAT WE HAVE IS A SERIES OF QUESTIONS THAT YOU FOLKS HAVE
ANONYMOUSLY ASKED EACH OTHER, I WILL NOT SAY WHO IT IS.
ITS FIRST QUESTION IS FOR JOHNNY, YOU OFTEN REFER TO
YOURSELF AS A THEATRE RAT.
WHAT PROFESSIONAL ANIMAL WOULD KALEY BE.
>> BE CAREFUL.
>> Stephen: AND SHE ASK MOT ASK THIS QUESTION.
>> ACTUALLY, I DID NOT.
>> I HAVE TO MAKE IT SOME SORT OF A-- I'M SITTING TOO CLOSE.
I'M GOING TO GET PUNCHED.
>> Stephen: WHAT ANIMAL.
>> LIKE A-- LIKE AN ARABIAN PRETTY HORSE.
>> ARABIAN PRETTY HORSE.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
KALEY, WHEN DID YOU LEARN YOUR LINES BECAUSE APPARENTLY IN 12
YEARS NO ONE SAW YOU LOOK AT A SCRIPT.
>> I NEVER, I DON'T LOOK AT THE SCRIPT.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: YOU IMPROVISE.
>> NO, I DON'T IMPROVISE, NO, THEY DO MAKE FUN OF ME FOR THAT.
I USUALLY HAVE A MAGAZINE IN MY HAND INSED OF THE SCRIPT.
>> MAKE FUN OF YOU, I-- AM IN AW OF THE POWERS THAT YOU HAVE.
SHE DOESN'T LOOK AT T SAYS IT WORDPERFECT.
>> YOU PUT HER HANDS ON IT IT SOMETIMES AND STARTS TO SHAKE.
>> >> Stephen: MELISSA, IF YOU
WEREN'T AN ACTOR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
>> OH GOODNESS, DID YOU WORK AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
>> I HAVE A LOT OF TRAINING THERE, I THINK MAYBE A COOK.
>> SHE IS A GREAT COOK.
YOU HAVE GIVEN ME DELECTABLE RECIPES.
>> THANK YOU, AW RAINIAN PRETTY HORSE.
>> Stephen: THIS ONE AGAIN FROM ANONYMOUS MEIVE THE GROUP,
FOR THE ENTIRE GROUP, AND NOT COMING FROM ME, COMING FROM ONE
OF YOU, THIS ANONYMOUS PERSON WANTS TO KNOW DID ANYONE EVER
HAVE SEX IN THEIR DRESSING ROOM, SHOW OF HANDS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YOU MUST HAVE.
>> WHAT ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S DRESSING ROOM.
>> Stephen: THERE'S ONE HONEST PERSON.
>> AND THAT DID NOT INCLUDE ME.
>> WE ALL USED JOHNNY'S DRESSING ROOM.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> HAVE I TO BE HONEST.
>> Stephen: YOU ALSO HAVE PASSIONATE FANS AND WE ASKED
TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM TO SEE WHAT THEY WANTED TO KNOW.
>> OH TWITTER.
>> Stephen: I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HERE IS SOMEONE.
WHAT IS PENNY'S LAST NAME BEFORE MARRYING LEONARD.
>> I WAS GETTING OFFENDED.
>> Stephen: OH, WHY IS IT ZIPPED T IS ALL OVER, COME ON.
>> THERE TRULY, IT BECAME A WEIRD THERE REALLY IS NO ANSWER.
>> THERE IS NO ANSWER.
>> Stephen: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LAST NAME.
>> SHE IS CHER.
SHE JUST KIND OF-- .
>> Stephen: WAS SHE FREE SPIRITED OR RAISED BY WOLVES.
>> ONE NAME, BECAME A LITTLE SUPERSTITIOUS FOR ME TOO.
>> WE DN EVEN CALL YOUR PARENTS MR. AND MRS.S.
>> NO.
>> JUST PENNY'S PARENTS.
>> I GESES, PENNY'S MOM.
>> Stephen: DID ANYONE, THIS IS FROM@GRAND LADY 65.
DID ANYONE TAKE THE BATMAN COOKIE JAR THAT HAS BEEN ON THE
SHOW SINCE DAY ONE.
>> I THINK THAT SAY HOT COMMODITY.
I THINK SOMEONE PUT THEIR MARK ON THAT A LONG TIME AGO.
I DON'T KNOW WHO.
SOME OF THE STUFF ON OUR SET HAS BEEN VERY SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT
PEOPLE ARE TAKING.
>> THEY BARLT ERRED BAR CODED IT TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM TAKING
IT.
>> THEY BAR CODED ME, CAN I NEVER WORK FOR ANYBODY.
>> WHAT DID THEY BAR CODE.
>> LIKE IMPORTANT, LIKE THAT STUFF.
>> AND A LOT OF IT HASN'T BEEN ANNOUNCED YET BUT A LOT OF THE
WARDROBE THAT MARY QUIGLEY DESIGNED IS GOING TO THE
SMITHSONIAN.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> VERY COOL.
>> Stephen: NOW THIS IS THE LAST QUESTION FROM@BECK 543, IF
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CHOSEN FOR THEIR PARTICULAR ROLE, WHAT
OTHER CHARACTER WOULD THEY LIKE TO HAVE PLAYED AND GENDER
DOESN'T MATTER.
>> PENNY.
>> ON BIG BANG.
>> ANYONE.
>> ON BIG BANG.
>> EL NO ONE ON CHEERS.
>> HATE CHEERS.
>> CINNAMON THE DOG.
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> I WILL PLAY AMY, I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY AMY.
>> Stephen: MELISSA.
>> I WOULD SAY RAJ.
>> I'M GOING TO SAY BERN DEATH.
>> YOU HAVE TO NOW-- BERNADETTE.
>> WE'RE BODY SWITCHING JUST TO BE NICE.
>> I THINK I WOULD LIKE NICE IN A DRESS.
>> Stephen: ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND THANK YOU
FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS.
CONGRATULATIONS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THE CAST OF "THE BIG BANG
THEORY," EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY THE BARENAKED
LADIES.