- Hey guys, it's New Years!
Just a little tiny celebration this time.
Loud noises aren't good when you have a hangover.
So I have a tradition on my channel
where every January 1st I try to knock off
as many New Years resolutions as possible
to start the year off right.
See, that way I can get them all out of the way
right off the bat,
and I can do whatever I want for the rest of the year.
That's how it works, right?
So I used a website to generate a whole bunch of them
and I've got them right here.
Let's do this.
(classical music)
(phone ringing)
- Hello, uh, how are you today?
- Good. Um, my name's Matt,
I'm just calling around to say happy New Years to people,
and also I just wanted to know if you would be my friend.
- I'm just calling around to wish people a Happy New Year,
and also I wanted to know if you wanted to be my friend.
- Well, it's a New Years resolution of mine
to make more friends,
so I figured this is the easiest way.
- I was just wondering,
maybe,
if you wanted to be my friend?
(clicking)
Hello?
I just wanted to know if you wanted to be my friend?
- Why not?
It's a New Years resolution of mine
to make a new friend in the new year,
and I just wanted to know if you would be that friend.
(victorious Windows music) - Success!
Excellent, thank you so much!
- [Voiceover] Bye.
- I wish you the best. Bye.
- [Voiceover] Great.
- Success!
(classical music)
Don't act like you're not impressed.
(classical music)
I, I don't like tomatoes.
Unnngh.
They're so good.
(gagging)
It's so good I can't,
I can't get enough of it.
Mmm, tastes like...
Just like an apple.
Mmm.
No, so juicy.
Wish I had more. Mmm.
Okay.
Close enough.
(coughing)
(classical music)
(faint, dramatic music)
(squeaking)
(relieved sighing)
Whew!
That was close.
Drama avoided.
I want cookies.
(classical music)
(eerie music)
Okay, that's enough positivity.
I'm freaking myself out.
(classical music)
- Boo! Ha ha!
Ah,
I'm workin' on it.
(classical music)
("Harlem Shake" by Baauer)
(record skipping)
Pshh.
Harlem Shake's so 2013.
But Tom Jones is timeless!
("It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones)
(classical music)
- Oh, hi! Didn't see you there.
Actually, I've already been creative.
In fact, somewhere hidden in this very video,
is an annotation leading to another bonus video.
Good luck looking for it.
(classical music)
- You got this one. Take it away, Hugo.
♫ You
♫ You got what I need
♫ But you say he's just a friend
♫ Say he's just a friend
♫ Oh baby, you ♫
(classical music)
- Brrr, hashtag cold!
Hashtag freezing.
Hashtag Canada.
Got that coffee game on lock, son!
Mm!
Hashtag hot!
Hashtag gross.
Ahhh.
Hashtag twoop!
(classical music)
(grinding Tardis engines)
What the hell?
Whoa.
(classical music)
(film reel rattling)
(maudlin piano)
(film reel rattling)
(classical music)
(arcade synth music)
♫ Like a boss ♫
(classical music)
- This one provides a nice little segway.
2013 was one of the biggest years of my life personally
because I finally saw something come to fruition
that I've been working towards for so many years,
and that was my YouTube career.
2014's gonna be a really big year for me,
and one thing I wanted to give to you guys was a promise,
and that's to always remain hungry,
always remain humble,
and to always have fun with this no matter what.
So thank you so much to you guys for your continued support,
it really, really means the world to me.
And if you wanna add me to Facebook and Twitter,
the links to those will be in the description
along with all my other social networking sites.
And other than that, I will see you guys Saturday
with a brand new video.
Happy New Year! (chuckles)
- Hey guys, thanks for watching my new video.
If you enjoyed it,
please remember to click the subscribe button below
to subscribe to my channel.
I release a new video every Saturday.
And while you're at it, maybe click the like button
and share this on Facebook!
And other than that,
I wish you all a very safe and happy new year,
and I hope you got everything you wanted for Christmas.
And I hope it's very safe and you have lots of alcohol,
and if you're underage...
Sparkling, non-alcoholic wine or something like that.
Just have a lot of fun and be safe,
and I'll see you guys Saturday.
Peace.