- [Nigel] Your driving isn't bad.
- [Rachel] (laughs)
- [Nigel] It's just a little, you know, sedate.
- [Rachel] It's...
- [Nigel It's safe. - [Rachel] Yes.
- [Nigel] Safe driving. - [Rachel] Yes.
- [Nigel] It's belts and braces driving, yeah.
- [Rachel] Spirit of the war driving.
- [Nigel] Yes, exactly.
And making way for invertebrates.
- [Rachel] I love turtles.
- [Nigel] They're not invertebrates you idiot.
- [Rachel] What am I thinking of then?
- [Nigel] Ah, snails.
They're gastropods, very similar to turtles,
only completely different.
- [Rachel] Oh good God, you're boring.
- [Nigel] I know, I know, sorry.
So anyway, I've got Emily a little present,
just a small cuddly toy thing.
But do you think it's the sort of thing she might like?
His whiskers are bent.
- Look, it's really cute,
and you've been so kind and thoughtful
to think of buying her a present.
- Is there a but coming?
- I just don't want you to be disappointed.
It's just that she, she's into penguins now.
She saw Happy Feet and that was it.
- But he's a very friendly lion.
- Jeez Nigel I'm driving.
Get that thing off me.
Anyway, it's not big enough.
She's sort of into bigger toys now
and that's definitely not big enough.
- Are we still talking about the lion?
- Here we are, home sweet home.
Are you alright?
- Yeah, why?
- I don't know, you seem a bit nervous.
- No, I'm fine.
It's just, it's just that this is kind of a big deal,
Isn't it?
I mean, there's a lot riding on this.
I really like you, a lot.
I'm really looking forward to meeting Emily,
and it's important to me, to us, that she likes me.
This really feels like the start of something special,
and something that the three of us can build, together.
- Relax, you big cheese ball.
- Mom, mom, you need to come quick.
- Hello.
- It's Peter, he's been hurt.
- Oh dear.
Oh no, we're going to need to take him to hospital.
- We can't let him die mom, I need him.
- we're not going to let him die, he's part of the family.
- Well, Emily, it's a good job I'm here,
because I've brought a furry little friend with me.
- It's not big enough Nigel!
- He's stopped breathing mom.
- We need an ambulance.
- I've already called them.
- An ambulance?
Rachel, is this a joke?
- Where's the incident?
- Sorry about this fellas.
It's a false alarm I'm afraid.
- Get the kit, we need to act fast.
I need you to keep calm Sir,
I needed to be brave for your loved ones.
- I don't understand, what's going on?
- I need you to breathe, okay?
You're starting to panic.
- I'm not panicking, I'm bloody confused.
What's going on?
- Do what you have to do to save him.
- That's it, just keep breathing.
- We need to do a transfusion now.
- We'll never make it to the hospital in time.
We need somebody to give blood.
Otherwise, he's not going to make it.
- Oh God no!
Not our Peter!
- Rachel, what is going on?
- Sir, you're getting hysterical.
- No, I'm not.
Listen to yourself, you're shouting!
- This is ridiculous.
Rachel, please.
Rachel, why are you crying?
- This is a life or death situation!
- Rachel.
Will you stop crying for fuck sake?
- Sir, mind your language, you're frightening the child.
- I didn't mean to.
Emily
Hakuna Matata, it's a wonderful phrase.
- It's not big enough.
- I think I should go.
- What?
We need you here, we need your help!
- Yes Nigel, we need you to be a man,
we need you to step up.
- I need to take a break, I need to go.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
(suspenseful music)
- Emily, there was some complications with Peter.
The nice ambulance men did the best with what they had.
I know how much you loved him.
- I want my friend back.
- I know sweetheart.
Which is why they've done something even better.
You can come in now.
- Peter!
I thought I'd lost you, I love you mom.
- I love you too sweetheart.
And look, he's even bigger than before.
- Your friend sure is a fast runner.
- Not anymore.
(all laughing)
(upbeat music)