(peppy, upbeat guitar music)
- [Voiceover] Ugh, there's only one bite left.
Man this is awkward. (nervously laughs)
- [Voiceover] Maybe we could split it into two bites?
- [Voiceover] I’ll be nice and let her take it.
- [Voiceover] He can have it. It's no big deal.
- [Voiceover] Why isn't she taking it?
- [Voiceover] Oh my God, just take it already.
- [Voiceover] So you don't want it?
- [Voiceover] I need to stop cheating on this diet.
- [Voiceover] I mean, I don't mind going to the gym.
- [Voiceover] Why won't he just take it?
Chris, you are killing me.
(music reaches dramatic climax)
- [Waiter] I’ll be right back with the check.
♫ Give it to me what's your flavor
♫ I'll give it to you nice and sweet ♫