(yelling)
- Welcome to the video!
It starts now.
I'm an idiot, because I didn't turn the microphone on,
it was just quiet for the whole time.
- We can start again.
- We had some really good moments.
- Well, maybe some more really good moments will pop up.
- I'll do a little voice-over for the funny bits
in the beginning, so you don't miss out.
Here's where we originally started the video,
and mum tells me to take off my sweater
because she doesn't like it.
But I like it, and it just arrived
so I wanted to wear it on camera.
You guys let me know what you think of my sweater.
I think it's pretty cool.
I like the colors
I guess mum didn't like it,
so I took it off, because,
you know mama knows best,
that's what I always say.
I honestly can't remember what else
we said in this bit,
but we answered Billy's question:
"Does your mama like orange juice?"
She said, "No."
She prefers other juices
like apple juice,
and I said "Me too."
We also answered chew's question, saying
"Is being a flute teacher fun?"
She said "Yes, it is."
And we answered Elizabeth's question,
saying "Would you rather lick someone else's eyeball
"or have someone lick your eyeball?"
And we both agreed we'd lick our own eyeballs.
Except she also did say that
she wants someone else to lick her eyeball.
If anyone is interested in that,
my mum's number is--
- Okay, do you want to do the introduction again?
- This is my mum.
- Don't you say hello?
- Hi, this is my mum.
Tell us about yourself, mum.
- No.
- "Do you have know slash have
"any embarrassing moments of Robbie?"
- When you were a teeny-weeny baby,
we carried you around in a BabyBjorn,
a carrier that, where you hang your baby on the front.
You did a massive poo one day,
and we didn't realize,
and wriggled and wriggled and wriggled.
And you spread it all over your body.
Inside--
- Well, that's not embarrassing obviously,
I was a baby.
(laughs) I wasn't embarrassed about it.
- Cut that then.
- No, I'll keep it in.
I want everybody to know that that happened.
"What was Rob's first word?"
- Shoe.
- Or juice?
- Or juice.
We were never quite sure.
I'd like to vote for shoe.
Well, juice was a big deal
when you were one, two years old.
- It still is very important to me.
- It could very well could have been juice.
- "Has Robin always been talented with music?
"Did he also sing as a kid?"
I sang Away in a Manger
for my nana and papa for Christmas
when I was three years old.
- And it was so cute.
♪ Away in a manger ♪
♪ No crib for a bed ♪
♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪
♪ Laid down His sweet head ♪
- I honestly sounded exactly like this
up until 2015.
("Away in a manger")
I said dental care.
(laughing)
And this is the best bit.
- [Young Robin] The end.
Merry Christmas!
- Oh, so cute!
- "If Rob is a scent, what would he smell like?"
- You know that smell,
when you're in the countryside and you,
and you're cycling along a lane,
and you go past a farm?
When Robin was born, a friend had said to me
within moments of his birth,
"Make sure you smell him."
Because the smell of a newborn baby
doesn't sound very nice does it?
But, the smell of a newborn baby is very special.
You smelled like Digestive biscuits.
Not the chocolate type,
just regular Digestive biscuits.
- "What is your favorite candle smell?"
- Lavender.
- Ah yeah, you're a lavender gal.
- I really like lavender.
- My favorite is wax.
"Is Robbie taking his sips?"
I feel like I should be sipping more drips, to be honest.
- I think sipping might need to
be notched up to gulping.
You drink a lot of water.
- It's more like a big sip.
- Big sip, okay.
Huge sips.
- It's a large sip.
- Huge sips.
- "What's the worst thing Rob has ever done as a kid?"
- Worst thing?
- I was a good boy.
- You were a really good boy. (laughs)
This is gonna come across as really boring,
because I can't think of a bad thing that you ever did.
- I put my fingers in a plug socket once.
- You did, you put your fingers in the socket, yeah.
- I remember I had slapped Phia in the face
in the playground once.
- On purpose?
- Yeah.
- How could you do that to your best friend?
- We were in an argument,
and it just happened.
It just came out of me and I was like,
"I'm so sorry,"
immediately afterwards.
I just slapped her in the face. (laughs)
- Should we reenact that?
I'm Phia, and you're gonna slap--
- "What's your favorite memory of me when I was little?"
- Watching you playing in the back garden
with our neighbors, getting
absolutely filthy.
Hands in the mud looking for bugs
and just were having a great time.
And you'd pick out worms, you'd do the--
- I've always been a worm fan.
- You'd be staring at worms,
dangling them in front of you.
- "What do you think of my tattoos?"
- Well, if I'm honest,
I like the idea of a tattoo,
I think you should have got a proper one,
because that looks like a homemade one.
- Well, that's kind of part of it.
That's kind of part of the thing.
- Well, I like the idea of it, just--
- I did a good job, though, didn't I?
- You did an okay job, just get it done properly next time.
- Would you ever get a tattoo?
- Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
- You'd get one too?
- Yeah.
- We should do it together!
- Yeah, we should.
- We'll hold hands.
- Yeah.
- "Milk or hamsters?"
- (laughs) What, to eat?
- Just which one, pick one.
- Hamsters.
Not to eat, not to eat, but I'm not--
- You're that one who's
suggested eating them,
I really didn't say anything.
- I'm interested where that question came from,
and what's the motivation for it.
- I think it's something we all
need to discover about ourselves.
- I still miss Sidney.
Sidney.
- [Robin] Oh, Sidney bean.
He was my hamster.
"How was your day?"
- My day today?
It was pretty good.
- What did you do today?
- (laughs) I got out of bed, I read a book--
- That's a good start.
- And I went to a yoga class.
- "Sorry if this is unappropriate or too personal,
"do you like plant, what's your favorite plant?"
- It's the same--
- You don't have to answer it if it's too personal.
- Like a plant?
- Yeah, that grows in the soil.
- Lavender.
- Okay.
- I'm big on lavender.
- That's great, that's great of you to open up like that.
- It's quite a confession, isn't it?
I don't know if I've really confessed it to myself.
- Well you know,
confession's the first step towards recovery.
- (laughs)
- "When's the Asian tour?"
When are you gonna tour around Asia?
- I'm just waiting, somebody please ask me!
- Comment below if you want to sponsor my mum
to travel around Asia.
"What's your favorite dog breed?"
You're not too much a fan of dogs,
but if you had to pick a dog breed,
which would your favorite one be?
- That's difficult, because basically
all dogs make me want to run away.
- Well, tell us why,
why that is?
- I'm scared of, okay,
I'll confess I'm scared of dogs,
because I was bitten by a dog when I was three.
Because I woke it up.
- How?
- By throwing a brick at it.
- (laughs)
- It woke up, it saw the person who had thrown,
the little person, I was only three,
it saw me and it growled meanly
and then it ran after me and it bit me on the kneecap.
- Why did you do that?
- Because I was three.
I wanted to see what would happen.
- Do you prefer small dogs?
- A dog that you can put in a handbag.
Dogs that really are more like cats,
there you go.
- An old, small dog?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Have you seen the picture of the dog
that was raised by cats?
- No.
- [Robin] He sits like a cat--
- [Robin's Mum] Oh, so he does!
- [Robin] And he sits in boxes like a cat.
If you weren't allergic, would you like him?
- I think so.
"Do you watch any other YouTubers?"
- Good Mythical Morning
is what you're trying to get out of me.
Yeah, I do like that.
I'm getting a bit tired of them eating weird stuff, though.
- You like the games, don't you?
- I like the games.
- Like the funny games.
- Yes.
- "Do you think you'd let Rob give you ukulele lessons?"
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you want one right now?
- Yeah.
(ukulele playing)
- This is a ukulele.
It has four strings and
can you tell me what each of the strings are called?
- No, no I can't.
- G C E A.
The first and the most and easiest chord
that we're gonna start with today
is called the C chord.
It just requires one finger,
and it goes right there.
On the third fret.
(strums guitar)
- Okay.
(playing ukulele)
- Hey.
Get it.
You start with your C, we know that already.
And then a G is like a triangle shape.
One, two, three.
You see how that, just triangle?
- Yeah, I can do that.
- G, do you want to try a G?
That's the one.
- No?
- No, just slow down, slow down.
And then an A minor.
I like to put the C in there as well,
but you don't have to.
It could also just be a one finger thing.
- Okay.
- One finger Frank is what I like to call it.
You can put that guy in,
or you can leave it open like that.
Okay, great.
And then the final chord,
so you keep that little A minor's finger there,
add this little guy, add this first finger here,
on the second string, first fret,
and then your little C guy as well.
You can leave that open as well, actually.
I just like to keep the C in for some reason,
it makes it brighter.
- Okay.
That's quite tricky too.
- That's the challenging one.
Very good!
Now when you strum,
don't do it with your thumb like that,
because it sounds lame.
Yeah, you want to do it as if you're holding a pick
but you're not actually holding a pick.
But keep it nice and loose.
Let your wrist kind of flop around.
(clapping and singing)
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
All right, homework for next time is to practice.
- Okay, I can do that.
- "What's one of your favorite places
"that we've been together?"
- It's where we've just been.
- Where is that?
Where did we go?
- We went to Potsdam,
and we went on a really brilliant ferris wheel in Berlin.
And we ate German food.
We had a lovely time.
What happened to your hands?
- They're gone.
"Have you ever wanted to write your own music?"
- Yeah, but I don't have
the skills of a composer.
I improvise tunes when I'm playing instruments.
- Maybe sometime we can jam together.
I'll go get my guitar, and we can try and write a little--
- Yeah.
- Spooky tune.
- If you could keep up with me, yeah.
- Oh, I've been challenged.
"What's your favorite part of the Lemon Boy video?"
- My favorite part is when you
get together with the guys
and you are a band.
With the painted screen behind you,
and it's dark,
and you've got the lights going on and
that's a big moment in the video,
I like that.
- [Robin] I like that too, it's exciting.
"Draw something for us."
Draw a picture, and I'll just guess what it is,
like Pictionary.
Sea, ocean, wave, mountain, bike, cycling,
bike on mountain.
Am I doing well?
- Yeah.
- (laughs)
- That's me. (laughs)
- Why is your body like a dinosaur?
It's you falling off your bike?
- No.
- What's happened where, there's no one on the bike.
- (laughs) Because I'm going up a mountain.
- You're pushing it.
Did you break your leg, is that why?
Can you show us your drawing?
- [Robin's Mum] I can't draw, okay?
This is me over the course of a day.
There's little clocks.
I'm riding my bike
along a nice little, bumpy little road,
little bit further, and then ooh,
it's starting to get a little bit steep,
whoa, gotta get off the bike and push
all the way up to the top.
There's the bike, and there's me feeling happy.
- [Robin] You've got to sign it now.
Ah, wonderful.
Look at you with your little piece of art.
- I don't think we can really call it art.
- [Robin] You're an artist.
"Obama?"
- Love the man.
- He's a nice guy, isn't he?
- Wonderful guy.
History will prove that he's a special man, I think.
- What's your opinion on this burnt potato?
- Don't get me started on him.
- Donald J Trump.
- Not a nice man.
- What's your opinion
on this person calling him a burnt potato?
- I think it's an insult to potatoes, actually.
- That's very true.
"Watermelon or pumpkin?"
- Pumpkin gets it because of the seeds.
I like the fact that the flesh is kind of sticky.
- Don't say flesh ever again.
(laughing)
"Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck
"or 100 duck-sized horses?"
- What kind of a question's that?
- It's one that needs to be answered right now.
- I think 100 duck-sized horses
would be really entertaining.
It would be really, really--
- You'd just stand on them.
- Amusing.
- A horse-sized duck would be horrifying.
"Three words that describe me?"
- Huggy.
Handsome.
Perfect.
- You're the sweetest mama in the world.
"What do you think of her album?"
Because you've heard it already.
- Lemon Boy?
- Yeah.
- Blows my mind.
- What do you think of this guy?
- [Robin's Mum] Do I,
I don't think anything.
- "Why did I have long hair?"
- Well, all kids go though phases of experimenting.
I think you looked cute.
Boys look cute with a ponytail.
- I just didn't want to cut my hair.
"What is your favorite meme?"
- I don't honestly have a favorite meme.
- All right, are you ready for some memes?
- Go on, then.
- Okay, this is the first meme.
Do you recognize that?
- It's Conan.
- That's kind of right, yes.
- Drags Conan.
- I think he looks great in a dress, don't you?
- I do, actually.
- Could we have more dresses, Conan?
What about this?
Do you like him?
- No.
- I love him.
- His eyes are too close together.
- [Robin] I like his teeth. (laughs)
- That's cute.
That's a hand.
- (laughs) It's going like that.
There's a thing, it probably wasn't a thing
when you were at school,
it's like a game that if you look at someone's hand
when they're doing that, you lose the game.
Someone will be like,
"Hey Robin, look at this."
And then you'd obviously look down at their hand
and you'd be like "Aww,"
because they're going like that.
And that's it, that's the game.
There's, you've lost the game because you looked at it.
- I see, okay.
- That duck owned you.
- What's that?
- [Robin] (laughs)
Oh god.
- Someone snapped a picture of me
when I was getting changed. (laughs)
- How did you let your nudes get leaked, mum?
- (laughs)
Aww.
- [Robin] Why?
- Well there's hearts.
- Yeah, that's very sweet, isn't it.
- Except you can't see the person.
Because they're so covered in hearts.
- That's a shame.
We went and saw this film yesterday. (laughs)
Do you remember that part?
Where he had his shirt off for no reason.
- Yeah, yeah.
- People have been memeing that,
and they just made his body way bigger.
- Oh, I see.
Well you know, I'd rather look at his
vastly overinflated chest
than his vastly overinflated face,
because he's...
- I don't think he's, I think he's handsome.
- Well he pouts, and looks like a kid that's been told off.
- That's because he's an emo.
Oh, it's chili outside.
- [Robin's Mum] Oh, that's really gross.
Could you imagine if you...
- That would be quite surprising, wouldn't it?
If you looked outside and those were like chilies.
- Quite surprising, yeah.
- I would be quite surprised.
No.
You know how there's no shave November?
People have made their own things.
Destroy Dick December was one of them.
- No Pee January.
- That's what's coming up next.
You can't do it, that's the challenge.
- We'll all die of kidney failure, then.
- Remember that?
- [Robin's Mum] That's Red.
Is that Red?
- No, it's not. (laughs)
- Is it a gherkin,
or a pickle?
- A pickle, definitely a pickle.
(man screaming)
- Hamburger, please!
- He's freaking those poor people out!
- (laughs) What do you think of him?
- What's the matter with him?
- Hamburger, please!
- I think he's weird.
- [Robin] My brother wanted to show me his new tattoo.
Oh my god.
- It's a barcode.
- It's a barcode for Oreo cookies, Double Stuf.
What?
(laughter)
That's so clever.
- Somebody toucha my spaghet!
- [Both] Somebody toucha my spaghet!
- [Robin] Now this is quite
an in-depth meme.
- Is it suggesting that memes actually grow your brain?
- Yeah, yeah.
And the brain's getting bigger until you're just like
a celestial being.
Petting a dog.
Just the best of the best.
- I like that, I like that.
- That gets a thumbs up.
- Yeah, that gets a thumbs up.
- That meme gets a thumbs up from my mum.
- That one does, yeah.
- Why are you smiling?
- [Robin's Mum] Thinking of cookies.
- [Robin] Thinking of cookies.
(laughter)
He's thinking of cookies.
You read this one, why don't you read this comment.
- [Robin's Mum] I am dehydration, so I must consume drincc.
Now thinking--
- [Robin] Now he's happy,
because he's got the glass of water.
- [Robin's Mum] Thancc, but who give drincc?
Oh, still a mystery it is.
- [Robin] What about that one?
- [Robin's Mum] I think that's good, actually.
- You think it's good?
- I think so, yeah.
- Part of this been going around.
Someone found an advert on a pole.
This lady was bathed--
- [Robin's Mum] Soy, almond, or traditional--
- [Robin] In her milk bath.
And just these really ominous photos.
- That is weird.
Use my sponge, I will watch you.
- [Robin] Why the closeup?
Why did she include that?
BatheInMyMilk.com
can we visit BatheInMyMilk.com?
- No, I don't think it's her.
- Do you think it's a meme in itself?
Someone's memeing everyone?
- I think it might be a really sick prank.
It might even be illegal.
- Or maybe it's a social experiment?
- Maybe it is.
- [Robin] Okay, let's not look at that one. (laughs)
Ah, someone made a Lemon Boy meme.
My on my death bed.
Lemon Boy music video is released, you get it?
- He's come alive!
- He's risen again!
Do you know who that is?
- [Robin's Mum] No.
- That's Bob Ross, he was a painter.
And they're summoning him.
- Is this sort of pagan thing?
- Yeah, and that's what pagans do in their religion.
They summon Bob Ross.
Have you seen him?
- That's the cookie guy. (laughs)
- Is that a good one?
- Yeah, it is.
- Thumbs up?
- Yeah.
- Does that get a thumbs up?
That's a good meme.
- [Robin's Mum] That's that guy again.
- [Robin] Yeah, who's that?
- I don't know, Yoda? No?
- [Robin] Me looking for the imperfections
my friends think they have.
- (laughs)
- Because they know then they can't find them.
- Yeah, it's good.
That is a good one, definitely.
- That's a good one.
- Who's that?
HannahKateBell.
- HannahKateBell.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Turn up your brightness to see stars.
You.
You're the star!
- Ah, I like that.
- Isn't that nice?
- This is nice.
- You're into the wholesome memes.
- I guess, I'm quite a wholesome girl, really.
Oh, what's this?
- [Robin] It's Kermit, and he's sad.
- Why is he sad?
- Don't know.
Would you sit down next to him and put your arm around him?
- Probably, yeah I would.
- [Robin] Oh, you like him?
- [Robin's Mum] I do, he's a sticky.
- He's a sticky frog.
- Sticky guy, isn't he?
- He is a sticky guy.
Whoa, what do you think of his big chin?
- I think it's great.
Look at that foot.
- [Robin] Yeah, look at it go.
Oh man, oh no.
I don't want to end on that.
Can you see who that is?
- Trump.
- (laughs)
- No?
- Yes, technically it could be.
But it's Spongebob
as a real person.
- Yes, but--
- But also Trump, yeah.
Let's find a good meme and end on that one.
(laughter)
That was a good one.
Was that good?
- Yeah, that was a good one.
- All right, that wasn't really a meme,
that was just a joke.
- It was a joke, yeah.
- But it was a good joke.
- It's a good one.
- You can pass that on to your friends at cycling club.
- Yeah.
- Thank you for being here today.
Did it go okay?
Did you have a good time with me?
- Yeah, I did.
- Because you were nervous about it.
- Thanks for being Robin's fans.
- I don't like to call them fans, it's weird.
- They're fans.
- I think you have some fans.
- Tell them to send me money.
(laughter)
- Okay, I'm gonna link my mom's
PayPal in the description below.
Let me know if you want
to see mum in another video.
And I'll see you next week
or next time.
- Bye.
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
Does it make a noise?
- No.