- I can't understand the pilot.
What did he say?
What is he telling us?
We're doomed!
- Are they contagious?
Will all the germs keep recycling through the ventilation
until we all get sick and die?
- OK, I've got my ID, phone, and
water bottle, in case we crash.
- Emergency exit there, there, and there.
What if no one knows how to open it?
What if the stewardesses abandon us,
and we're left to fend for ourselves?
I don't know you.
- Please don't let there be any
crazy people on the plane today,
I really don't have time for that.
- What if a bird flies into the engine and explodes,
like on that show, Lost.
- The window is plastic.
- What if someone *bleep* up,
and my mask doesn't drop down.
My life vest better be down there, too.
Don't play with me, airline.
- How is this giant metal tube
shooting through the sky right now, anyway?
- Is it more likely to get hit by
lightning while in the sky?
That's silly, or is it?
- Are there snakes on this plane?
- Oh shoot, flight attendant sat down, something's wrong.
- I really have to poop, but what if
we hit turbulence and I die with poop all over me?
I don't want to go out like that.
- I knew I should have taken the bus.
- Phew, we made it.
Never flying again.
Dang it, I still have to fly back home.