- Switch it up! - Argh, I hate you!
- (laughs) - Oh! Oh!
- ♪ All around me are familiar faces ♪
- (claps twice)
(claps rhythmically)
- I was about to [bleep] do that. (chuckles)
(rhythmic clapping)
Howdy, YouTube. My name is Tom. - I'm Alex.
- And welcome to Challenge... - (both, shrilly) Chalice!
- We pull multiple things from the chalice that you found...
- From the fans.
- ...in the comments.
Also, I have comments in my pocket that I'd like to read.
- What? - Is that okay?
- Yeah. - (chuckles)
Matthew Daily said, "Tom reminds me way too much
of Drake Bell from Drake and Josh.
And then all you said was, "Bahahahaha."
- Bring the Drake Bell from live.ly.
- Or Drake Bell with an E though.
And then I said-- - It's beautiful.
- I said, "Alex, I don't know why you're laughing.
If I'm Drake, you're Josh."
(chuckles)
- I'm not Josh. - (as Josh) Headaches!
Your Mom said, "Wow, Tom is so short."
- Wait, my mom said that? - Yeah. Your Mom.
- Oh! - (laughs)
- I thought my mom actually said that. - (laughs)
- Dardrol said, "Alex equals king.
(amused) Tom will forever be his queen." - (laughs heartily)
(medieval voice) And you will forever be my queen.
- (laughs) - Great comment!
- Dah! - (laughs)
- We have a show to run. Get behind the camera.
On the show, I have better guests than Alex.
Eric from Teens React. - (grunts)
- And Kelsey, our assistant editor! Ah.
So how we decide who picks the challenge:
we do rock-paper-scissors.
- I made up rock-paper-scissors myself.
- Whoa. - She invented rock-paper-scissors?
- You're Theodore Rock-Paper-Scissorwell?
- Good day!
- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
- Oh no. - (gasps)
That's two in a row that I've won!
- Let's do the worst challenge.
- I don't want to come back anymore.
- What? What is it? - [Bleep] you guys.
- What is it?
- It's the Dog Food vs. Human Food Challenge,
suggested by DARLING RAMOS.
- That's not a real thing! - What?!
♪ (light folk music) ♪
- These give me PTSD.
- I know! - I hate these shiny domes.
- Tom, you want to come over to, uh... - Do I have to?
- ...behind the curtain with me? - We'll tell our own secrets.
- Well, okay there. My king.
(laughter)
My king.
- So do you think Tom's hair is real?
- So how this works, Alex just told me, is...
(sighs) Do we have to play this?
We're gonna go from right to left.
The person has to choose one of these, okay?
If they choose something, they have to eat it.
And the person to their left has to eat the other one.
In one of them is human food.
And in the other one is the dog food version of that.
- Okay. So we got a steak and then a steak.
- Just a dog steak.
The person that eats the most amount of dog food is the winner.
So I really hope I lose.
Eric, do you want to start us off? - Not really.
- Yeah? Well, you have to. - Oh.
You're the one that has to eat it.
- You're the one that chose the challenge.
- All right.
- YOU SON OF A BITCH!! - (laughs loudly)
- Switch it up! - Argh, I hate you!
- (Eric) Let's do this.
All right, I like ham.
I feel like this has not been refrigerated.
Also, this is a lot of ham.
- So far, Eric's losing. And this is what I have to eat.
- Oh. - Oh.
You get a little cute dinner. - It's a cute dog!
- "Ham and egg flavor with potato and cheese."
- (Eric) His name is Snowball. - He's so happy.
- Oh! I wore a dog shirt today! - Oh, it's perfect!
- Feed it to the dog. - (Alex) You're the best!
- You want some? - Yeah, give it to him.
- Ugh, I hate-- (groaning together)
[Bleep]. - (Kelsey) Ew!
- It looks like lasagna that died.
- Oh, it smells!
- It's, like, dripping, but I don't know what the liquid is.
- (Alex) You gotta take a big, nice bite out of that.
- I ain't taking a big, nice-- do we have a trashcan?
(gagging)
It's full.
(laughter) It's full of trash.
I hate all of you. - (chuckles)
Yay!
Trashcan? Yeah. - (gags)
- (laughs) - Oh!
(loud laughter)
- I got it in there. - Goal!
- ♪ All around me are familiar faces ♪
- (Alex laughing)
We're supposed to keep using that!
- Oh, now it's my turn again.
- I'm so scared now. - (laughs)
Oh. - Please be doggy cupcakes.
Doggy cupcakes.
- Alex, what's your-- are you a righty or a lefty?
- (Alex) Righty.
- The left one was the good one last time.
- But they also look identical. - This is like Russian roulette
with dog food.
[Bleep]! (loud laughter)
I hate this game!
- That one's-- - (yells fervently)
- (laughs) - Awesome.
- Okay. - That also means you're winning by a lot.
- Yeah, I took the lead. An early lead. - You got the crown.
- Yay.
- [Bleep] chicken. - Ooh, chicken.
- Aw. - Woo, chicken.
- I want some barbecue sauce. (laughter)
- I got rotisserie chicken flavor with bacon and cheese.
- (Alex) That sounds tasty.
- (mockingly) Oh yeah, I can't believe it.
- Dude, you get so much cheese.
- Why do they all look-- - Ew!
- They look the exact same.
They smell the exact same.
- Why don't you take a piece of chicken
and dip it in the dog food? (giggling)
- (Alex) I'll allow it. - Half a point.
- (laughs)
(laughter)
- (Alex) You don't understand how happy I am right now.
- I know.
- (Alex) After the egg challenge, to watch you do this.
- Dude. - Camera's not even rolling.
- Mm!
- (whispering) I think he's happy.
Oh, you like it. Good boy.
Yeah, do you want another treat? - (laughs)
- Do you want some more dog food?
It's okay, boy. - (gags)
It's so gross. - You got the top?
You didn't spit on it again, did you?
- No problems. I got it on my pants, though.
- (laughs)
- (medieval voice) Your lunch is served.
- Oh no, it's my turn. - Your turn.
- The person to your left, right? - Yep.
- I'm gonna go-- I'm left-handed, so we'll do this one.
Yes! (chuckles)
- Wow. Everything good has been on the left.
Bon appétit. - No-ho-ho-ho!
- It's so hard, though.
He just looks so cute every time. He looks so happy.
- (laughs) - Is he the same dog?
- 'Cause he probably is. (laughter)
- El turkey. - Madam. Ladies first.
- Oh, thank you.
- At least mine is slightly less liquidy
than his was. - That's true.
- (Alex) Really? 'Cause it looks kinda fake.
- It looks like Flubber. - Yeah. That's a good explanation.
It is Flubber.
- (Alex) Eric. - Yes?
- (Alex) ...for you to eat the whole thing.
- (laughs) - Ready. Ready.
- (laughing) - Oh my god.
- This is why we're friends. - It's a brownie.
It's a brownie! - (gags)
- Oh my god. - (groans)
- It's less goopy than Tom's.
- Honestly, I don't have a problem with dog food.
- What the [bleep]? How?
- I think I just ate some as a kid.
It still, and I'm like, "Yeah, people eat that sometimes."
(mumbling with mouth full)
- Yeah, okay. He was all tough guy talking tough.
"I eat dog food every day."
- ♪ La da dee, la da da ♪ - Oh, thank you, Ratatouille.
No pressure, Eric.
But... please eat dog food so we can be tied.
- Alex. - (Alex) Yeah?
- What was the first letter of the first name
of your first high school girlfriend?
- Kevin. - (Alex) A.
- Damn.
Aha!! (chuckling)
Thank you, A. (chuckling)
- Meat lasanga. You heated this up?
- I don't think that one will be so bad.
- Yeah, meat lasagna. Maybe it's like, okay...
- That just looks like-- oh no.
(laughter) - Never mind.
- It's dog meat with noodles. - You can--
- Oh! It's just bits. - I think that one won't be bad.
- (Alex) Dog food actually doesn't look that bad.
- Yeah, it doesn't. - It doesn't look that bad.
Come over here and smell it.
- Nah. - (laughing)
- Nah, that's not bad. - You want a bite?
- Do you always end up participating? - No way!
Yeah, buddy! - Oh-ho!
- He didn't. - That's commitment.
You want some lasagna? - He swallowed it too.
- No, I don't need lasagna. I'm good.
- You good with the dog food? - I'm good.
- What a champ.
- (mouth full) That one's not as bad. Not good.
- (FBE) It's not good, but it's not as bad as your other ones.
- The smell is the worst part.
- Oh, good. I don't have to do anything. I'm just gonna eat.
- You can continue to get the dog food. It's fine.
I'm okay. - You know what, Kelsey?
- (Eric) Mm. - (laughs happily)
I did it! I did it!! - That was intimidating.
- (Alex) Whatchu got there? - That's an egg scramble.
That's also scrambled eggs.
- Why is it brown?
- That's not that good either. - Yeah.
- So I'm not excited about that. - Smell this one.
(others chuckle) It's smelly. It's--
- Hmm!
Ohh... oh! - Oh!
You went for it. - It's in there.
We have liftoff. (chuckles)
- (disgusted) Oh!
If cardboard was liquefied, that's what it'd taste like.
- (agitated) Eric, you're done with this lasagna.
- No, wait! No! I'm still hungry!
Can I have my lasagna back before we do this?
- (chuckles) - NO MORE lasagna.
- All right. - You are evil.
- (gasps)
- Hey, cookie! - Cookie!
- I can't tell if that's a dog cookie or a real cookie.
- I know.
- I swear to God, if it's just another plastic square container,
I'm-- - (laughs)
- Okay, good.
- Aww, these little-- - They're so cute! They're people!
- Peanut butter cookies... for dogs.
Good boy. - (panting)
(slow-mo gulp)
- Om-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. - (chuckles)
- That doesn't taste-- (laughter)
- Friendship cookie.
- Tom ate the most dog food.
- It's a dog-eat-dog world. - Which makes him...
the challenge champion!
- Make sure to send in your challenge suggestions
on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook
with the hashtag #ChallengeChalice.
I'd like to thank Eric for eating some dog food
and Kelsey for also eating some dog food with me.
- Thanks for watching Challenge Chalice.
If you want to watch more FBE, click the link below.
- Right there!
- Is there chocolate inside?
- Oh, gee, no! - It's mine now.
It's mine now! - And she's worthy!
- You served true!
♪ (riveting medieval music) ♪