Fishy Boopkins: Hey guys! Boopkins here!
And i'm so excited to tell you about my new limited edition merch bundle on the SMG4 merch store!
And it features ME as a badge!
The Kevin badge!
And the SMG4 vs shirt!
Kevin: That's right! And this bundles twenty percent off! You can get all of this for only $39.99!
Boopkins: I thought this is my bundle. Why are you here?
Kevin: Because, Boopkins...
I AM YOU!!!
(Top 10 anime plot twists)
Boopkins: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kevin: So pick up this merch bundle and the other SMG4 Tour merch over on 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩.𝐬𝐦𝐠𝟒.𝐜𝐨𝐦
There's only about a week we predict until everything is completely gone!
Boopkins: Now onto... the video!!
Glitch Productions
SMG4
[What a lovely day in the castle... ]
SMG4: *Retarded Mario theme singing*
Mario: [muffed] *Screaming* AUGHHH!! Ohh!!
SMG4: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Goes back to retarded singing mode*
Mario: [muffled] AHAHAHAHAHA- Oh, my ass!!
SMG4: *moar Retarded singing*
Mario: *Crashing* Mah penis!
SMG4: *Explosion* {Homer Simpson voice} WILL YOU SHUT UP?!!!
[triggered]
SMG4: Alright, alright what's going on in here?
Mario: I'M GONNA DO IT BRO! I'M GONNA DO IT!
Toad: {Spongebob meme} MAH LEG!!
*Inkling noise*
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA-
*Explosion*
(Most Likely Peach): AH! DA MEATLOAF!
*Inkling noise*
SMG4: That's REALLY interesting!
Mario: {PewDiePie voice} THEY SAY I RUN FASTER THAN LIGHT ITSELF-
*Smashing planks*
Mario: [distant] WAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!...
*Inkling Noise*
SMG4: да! (Russian and Bulgarian for 'Yes')
SMG4: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Inkling Noise*
[ CHALLENGE 1 ]
*₴Ⱨǟɢɢʏ S L A P S Goku with 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his power*
§hågg¥: Oi, fu*k you Goku!
*{"Mario Teaches Typing" plane humming} Mario runs over ₴Ⱨǟɢɢʏ and Son Goku with 1% of his power*
Mario: Yeah!
Yipee!
Frankie: {IDubbbz} I have crippling depression!
Mario: {TF2 Heavy} MOOVE!!
*Old-SSB-Home-Run-Bat.mp4*
Frankie: *Yelling*
*raspy yelling*
Frankie: {Homer Simpson voice} OOOWWWHHHH!
Super Smash Bros announcer: A neww recordd!
Mario: Haha! Mario's fast as f**k express! (While running through everything like The Juggernaut)
Doctor: I- Imma so sorry...
Citizen [SimpleFlips]: No! Lumpy penis syndrome? Are you kidding me? (shoutout to simpleflips)
*Crash*
Mario: Weehee!
Citizen: All right! I'm cured!
*"Mario Teaches Typing" airplane mocking noise, destruction, and the cries of its victims*
Police Officer: WA-- JESUS CHRIST! *"Mario Teaches Typing" airplane mocking noise, destruction, and the cries of its victims*
*"Mario Teaches Typing" airplane mocking noise, destruction, and the cries of its victims*
Police Officer: JAYWALKING!!!!!!!
Mario: [Slowed Down Audio] Yeah! Hahaha!
[ CHALLENGE 2 ]
Tari: Aww...
Hmm...
Tari: Let's do this!
Game on!
(o-o)
[ Time to play Football ]
*Coin noise*
*Fart SFX.mp4 *
*Whistle noise*
Chargin' Chuck: G E T D A T M O T H E R F * C K E R !
*noise of stampede of neanderthals that sound like a drunk Demoman*
Tari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tari: [to self] Come on, you can do it! Remember your training from your old sensei!
Reggie: My body is still!
Tari: Oki doki! Let's do this-
*Retarded Stampede coming through*
[ Here we see a dead body of a mary poppins clone. Brought to you by Loga-screw it, onto the video. ]
*le koff*
*Spongebob leg quivering noise SFX*
Doc Louis: Hit em baby!
Show em what you got Mac baby!
Tari: Uhh..
AHH!
*squeak*
Tari: Oh no!
KO
Tari: AHH!
Tari: S-Sorrry, s-sorry, sorry..
*Tari crying*
Tari: Uhh...
Ah.
*ricochet*
Toadsworth: *Laughing*
*crunch*
Toadsworth: My spine is in my brain! :D
Tari: AAH! hmm...
*La Cucaracha Car Horn*
Driver: HOLY SH*T
*EXPLOSION*
[This is what happens if you try speeding in the neighbourhood kids]
Mario: That's-a SPICY meat-a-ball!!
FAILED!
[ CHALLENGE #3 ]
*le lake*
*Inkling Noise*
[ RIP hand. ]
*Inkling Noise*
Some Retarded Inkling(Splat Tim): YYHHAAAAYYY
Some Retarded Inkling: I'm going swimmin'!!
Some Retarded Inkling: I'm going!-
*ded* (Water = Fire)
*Inkling Noise*
[Wario and Waluigi pass by, laughing]
Spongebob: ..Stepping on the beach DO DO DO DOO!! Stepping on..
Doc Louis: Way to go Mac! You're the champ baby!
HELL YEAH
*SlowMo Inkling noise*
*Inkling Noises*
??: {Scorpion voice} GET OVER HERE!!
??: Swiggity Swooty!
Retarded Shark: (Scorpion voice) COME HERE!!
Retarded Shark: I'm gohna kick your ass M'kay! *Dj octavio music in the background.*
(Luckily, Meggy happened to have a gun filled with an oil-based paint, which is VERY hazardous to aquatic wildlife)
Retarded Shark: KILLSHOT! THAT'S A KILLSHOT!
AHAHOWHH!!
Retarded Shark: PLZ DON'T HURT MEH!
le chainsaw (he going to eat you up, you can take that in two ways)
Gotcha b*tch!
[insert clickbait thumbnail here]
*scared to death Inkling noises*
NEEUUMM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM
Shark: GET IN MY BELLEY!!
[ You found: A Paint Gun! ]
Shark-tron: WHAT!!!??
Hasta La Vista..
W O O M Y
[ insert an unfunny joke about bomb exploding in a specific religion here -_- ]
[ Mission passed ]
[ Respect +++++ ]
*Happy Inkling Noise*-
NOM
[Meggy has been brought back to life.]
FAILED!!
[ CHALLENGE #4 ]
Bob: oF CoURse I cAn!
wHAT kINd Of sTuPId AsS QuEStIOn iS ThAT?
FAILED!! wHAT kINd Of sTuPId AsS QuEStIOn iS ThAT?
hEy ThAT DoeSN'T cOUNt! (Yes it does)
LET mE TrY aGAiN yOU AsSHOles!!
FAILED x2!! LET mE TrY aGAiN yOU AsSHOles!!
T[FAILED x3]Ts! [ Bob ]
B[FAILED x4]lS! [ Bob is ]
T[FAILED x5]TiEs! [ Bob is going to ]
B[FAILED x6]E! [ Bob is going to FAIL ]
B[FAILED x7]sTaRd! [ Bob is going to FAIL MISERABLY ]
cOme On yOU sOnS oF b[FAILED x8]tCHes!
lEt mE GO AgAIN!
YoU gUYS aRe BeinG D[FAILED x9]cKS r1gHT nOw
Mario in background: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...
Kermit: We interrupt this broadcast to bring this special news bulletin.
Kermit: A fat red italian man is going on a destructive rampage, running backwards across the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: OH HO HO HO HO!!
Police Officer Of Da Law: STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!
🎵 Oh hell NUUOOOOAAAAHHHH 🎵
Mario: No!
*Boom.*
Mario: S H I T!
Stop it.
Officer: *loads shotgun*
get some help.
Mario: AHHH!
Mario: Hm...
Obama: I'm...uhh...gonna pray.
Mario: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!
*strong ass kick* AHHHHHH
*apparently quiet explosion*
F*** yooouuuu...
[ CHALLENGE #5 ]
Fishy Boopkins: Oh man, I don't know if I can do this...
BoB: Do It BoOpKiNs YoU LiTtLe b( $ )tcH
[FAILED x10 LOL!!!]
OH FoR tHe LovE Of pIsS aRE yOu kIDDInG mE..
Boopkins: I'll see you ladies later, ehehehhhhh.. :(
Boop: Okay, you can do this Boopkins!
ANIME: Hey!
Boop: Huh?
naRUTO: Notice me Senpai!
{PewDiePie voice} I need some big ol' A S S!
AH! Oh man! Oh maybe TV will help distract me..
*NEWS* [Derp News Network]
Dr. SMG3: You are the father! [Channel 3.14]
Interviewer: Do you like anime?
Dr. Eggman: Yes. I. Do.
Dr. Eggman: Hentai
Dr. Eggman: Too.
Guy: OHH *indistinct* YEZZZ
AH! *cries*
₴Ⱨǟɢɢʏ: Like, f*ck you Goku!
Bishy Foopkins: AH! Dragon Ball!
Toadette the anime girl: Nico! Nico! Niiii! ★⌒ヽ( ͡° ε ͡°)
AH! I can't watch anime right now!
Colonel Sanders: nICO! nICO! nIIII! ( ͡° ͜V ͡°)
OH MY GOD!
NOO!!
Fishy 🅱oopkins: huh?
Fishy 🅱oopkins: Bob!
Fishy Boopkins: Bob! you need to help me man!
Fishy Boopkins: I can't watch anime!
(OwO)
Boopkins: *wakes up* AH! W-WHAT'S GOING ON?!
ANIME!
WHA?!
HUH?
Oh I made it without watching anime!
Success!
🅱o🅱: Bo0pKiNs I n3eD hElP!
Accomplished Fishy Boopkins: AHH GET AWAY! NO!!
🅱ob: Oh DiCkS.
[FAILED x11 XDDDDD!!!]
🅱ob: oH sON Of A 🅱1tc-
[ CHALLENGE #6 ]
*Japanese*
Geezer: mEET tHE oLD mAN iN tHE bREAD
Saiko: Kon'nichiwa!
geezer: WAHT?
geezer: Who's daht?!
Saiko: *creepy smile*
ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ.ᴇxᴇ ʜᴀs ꜱᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ
ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏsᴛɪᴄꜱ / ꜰɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇꜱ : - ᴄᴀʀᴅɪᴀᴄᴀʀʀᴇꜱᴛ.ᴇxᴇ - ʜɪɢʜ ᴄʜᴏʟᴇꜱᴛᴇʀᴏʟ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟꜱ - ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴏʟᴅ - ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ ꜱʏɴᴅʀᴏᴍᴇ
Saiko: Uhh..
[ Well at least he was finished off instantly and cardiac arrest didn't get him ]
?????: {Heavy voice} OHHH NOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Koopa: {Heavy voice} OHHH NOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Markiplier the Cat: MEOW b**ch!
*retarded meowing noises*
OH MY GAWD
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP-
*zelda-obtain-item.mp4* (Congrats, you pulled a Mario. Way2Go)
*Japanese Weeb Language*
*Japanese*
Markiplier the Cat: MEEEOOWW.
Markiplier the Cat: MEEOWW.
*Japanese*
*idea.mp4*
*Japanese* (I wish I knew that language)
*humming*
*inserts magic knife*
*sound of mechanical agony*
*ded*
*Mario Pipe Noise followed by Mario Coin Noise*
*Saiko vocalizes the Zelda Item SFX*
*GAASSSP*
*Markimoo the cat eating noises*
*Giggle*
Success!
[ CHALLENGE #7 ]
Luigi: *shivering*
Luigi: help me..
Boo: WAZZUP?!
Luigi: AHH! Boo: WAZZUP?!
Boo: WAZZUP?!
Dry Bones: GIMME DAT BUTT!
*man-child scream*
Baldi: Harhh hah hah!! *smak smak smak smak*
*Luigi crying*
Luigi: I'm going to die now.
Luigi: I'm going to die now. I'm going to FRICKIN die now. *distant Italian yelling*
Sgt. Luigi Hartman: WHAT the F*CK is THAT?!
*Distant yelling in Italian*
Cop: Why are you running?! (Yes it's the meme SFX)
Luigi: AHH!
*merio-hop.mp4*
*very low pitch human vocalization of a car engine running at high speeds*
Luigi: WAAHHH
MArio: {IDubbbz voice} Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~
Luigi: AAHHH HAH HEUGHH
*EOOMM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
Mario: Mama Mia!
Mario: Still fast as f**k, boi!!
*boom*
Mario: That was fantastic!
Mario: See you next time! Bye byeee...
Success!
Weegee: I DID IT..
I DID IT!!
I-
*smak & DED.*
Mayrio: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Mario's Wanted Level: ★★★★★
National Sergeant: FIRE EVERYTHING!!
Mario's Wanted Level: ★★★★★
Tank Crew Operator: {TF2 Scout voice} Uhh, What is your major malfunction brotha?
Sergeant: {TF2 Soldier voice} GIVE 'EM HELL BOYS!
JonTron the tank operator: I AIIIIIINNNNNN'T HAVING THAT SHIT!!
Sergeant Pepe: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Mario's Wanted Level: ★★★★★★
Mario's Wanted Level: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
TACTICAL
NUKE
INCOMING!!!
le nucler bom
*huge explosion*
[ RIP Mario Sexy The Plumber ] [ 7/14/1983 - 2/23/2019 ]
Mario the Invincible: YAHOO!™
Mario the Invincible: Here we gooo!
[ ᴜʟᴛʀᴏɴ: ............ ]
[ ᴜʟᴛʀᴏɴ: ............ ] Screaming Sun: AAAAAAAAAAHHH
Mario: *Realizing a day has passed* Wah?!
Merio: Woah!
Mario: Yipee!! :D
Mayro: I DID IT!
Mayro: I DID IT!!!!
Mario: WOOOOO!!
Mario: WOOOOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOO!!!
Success!
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