I TOLD YOU EARLIER THAT THEY WERE GOING TO BRING BACK
THE BUSH CLIPS.
GEORGE BUSH BACK IN THE DAY IF YOU FORGOTTEN GAVE US SOME GEMS.
YOU GUYS ASKED FOR SOVEREIGNTY, HERE IS SOVEREIGNTY.
SOVEREIGN MEANS THAT, IT'S SOVEREIGN.
YOU'RE A, YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN SOVEREIGNTY IN YOU ARE
VIEWED AS A SOVEREIGN ENTITY.
OKAY.
THEREFORE, THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT AND TRIBES IS ONE BETWEEN SOVEREIGN ENTITIES.
THERE WERE PEOPLE LAUGHING.
YES, IF HE WERE LAUGHING.
THE YOUNG TURKS IRONICALLY ARE SO OLD WE RAN THAT CLIP
WHEN IT FIRST HAPPENED.
THE CONTEXT OF THAT, I KNOW IT, THE REPORTER ASKED HIM IN THE
GATHERING, HE SAID WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE
RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TRIBES AND THE US GOVERNMENT BECAUSE
YOU ARE THE HEAD OF THE US GOVERNMENT HAD TO DEAL WITH
THEM, AND HE WAS ASKING MOTHER SOVEREIGNTY.
HE DOESN'T KNOW.
SO HE, THAT'S WHY, JUST READING THE QUOTE DOESN'T DO IT JUSTICE.
YOU HAD TO SEE HIS BODY.
THE POSITIVE, HOW UNCOMFORTABLE HE IS.
HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING OR SAYING.
HALFWAY THROUGH, YES, THE CROWD WAS LIKE OH MY GOD,
THIS IS HILARIOUS.
THEY JUST LAUGHING AT THE PRESIDENT.
YOU FORGET, BUSH DIDN'T HAVE AS BAD
OF INTENT AS RESULTS AS
TRUMP BUT ON WHO IS DUMBER, THAT IS A TOUGH CALL.
IF YOU ARE NOT SURE, LET'S GO TO THE NELSON MANDELA CLIP
I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY WHERE'S MANDELA?
WELL, MANDELA'S DEAD.
BECAUSE SADDAM HUSSEIN KILLED ALL THE MANDELAS.
HE WAS A BRUTAL TYRANT.
WHAT, I NEVER SAW THAT?
THAT IS MY FAVORITE CLIP.
I REMEMBER TELLING MY BROTHER ABOUT IT A FEW YEARS AGO
BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE, MY BROTHER IS NOT INTO POLITICS.
HE IS YOUNGER THAN ME, HE WOULDN'T KNOW.
HE WAS LIKE WAS HE REALLY THAT DUMB?
AND I WAS LIKE YES AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT THE MANDELA THING
AND HE WAS LIKE WE HAVE TO LOOK IT UP RIGHT NOW.
SHOWED IT TO HIM.
HE WAS LIKE, IS THIS REAL?
DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN?
BUT IN THE VIDEO, AFTER HE SAYS MANDELA'S DEAD HE KIND OF HAS A
PAUSE AND A PANIC IN HIS EYES LIKE WAIT, DID I FUCK THIS UP?
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE WAS SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE
LIKE, STOP TALKING.
ONE MORE TIME, PLEASE?
I JUST NEED TO GIVE YOU CONTEXT.
NELSON MANDELA HAS NOW PASSED AWAY.
BACK THEN, HE WAS FULLY ALIVE.
HE HAD TO PUT OUT A PRESS RELEASE SAYING I AM A LIAR.
NOW THE QUESTION AGAIN.
I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY, NO WHERE'S MANDELA?
WELL, MANDELA'S DEAD BECAUSE SADDAM HUSSEIN KILLED ALL THE
MANDELAS.
HE WAS A BRUTAL TYRANT.
ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS THE FULL ME ONCE.
CAN'T GET FULL AGAIN.
HOW ABOUT THE LEFT HAND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT
HAND IS DOING.
HE DID THAT ONCE YOU.
I WAS IN THE ROOM WHEN
CAN I JUST DO THIS?
THERE'S AN OLD SAYING IN TENNESSEE, I KNOW IT'S IN TEXAS,
AND IN TENNESSEE, THIS IS FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.
FOOL MEÖ YOU WONíT BE FOOLED AGAIN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE.
THAT WAS THE BEST GIFT EVER.
ME AND ANA BOTH GOT OUR FAVORITE BUSH CLIPS.
YOU WERE IN THE ROOM WITH WHO?
WHEN DAN QUAYLE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OR VICE PRESIDENT,
I WAS GOING TO COLUMBIA COLLEGE IN CHICAGO AND THEY WERE AT
THE HILTON DOING THE THING RIGHT NEXT DOOR AND THERE WAS A BIG
CROWD OF PEOPLE CHANTING SO I SNUCK IN AND I GOT IN THE ROOM.
I WAS WITH THE REPORTERS AND HE GOES INTO THAT THING, YOU KNOW,
BOBBY KNIGHT ONCE SAID THERE'S NOTHING THAT A GOOD DEFENSE
CANNOT BE A GOOD, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GOOD OFFENSE AND A
GOOD DEFENSE.
AND EVERYBODY STARTS LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE, IS HE REALLY
SAYING THAT.
AND I WAS LIKE I AM HERE, HE IS SAYING THIS.
I WAS 23 YEARS OLD.
I WAS LIKE HE IS SAYING THIS.
YOU HAD TO PINCH YOURSELF.
THIS IS REALLY BEING SAID.
WHEN YOU ARE IN THE ROOM LIKE THAT, IT IS REALLY AWESOME.
IT'S SO FUNNY THAT YOU SAID THAT BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DO
THE POLL, WHO IS DUMBER, TRUMP OR BUSH AND ONE OF THE GUYS IN HERE
SAID ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO PUT DAVE QUELLED THE POLE?
ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE, BUSH AND THE REPLAY IS HERE RIGHT NOW.
THAT IS BEFORE HE PUT THE PONCHO ON.
DID YOU SEE THE PONCHO?
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THEM.
THE GUY IN FRONT OF THEM LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN DISGUISE.
HERE WE GO.
HE IS TRYING TO GET IT ON.
SO HE IS HE THE ONLY PRESIDENT WHO IS ONLY HAD
A SHOW THROWN AT HIM?
AS FAR AS WE KNOW, YEAH.
TYTNETWORK.COM/DUMB.
WHO IS DUMBER, GEORGE W. BUSH OR DONALD TRUMP.
WE DIDN'T PLAY ALL THE TRUMP CLIPS, WE DID BUSH DIRTY.
I'M LIKE A SMART PERSON.
IN TERMS OF WHO SOUNDS DUMBER, I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE TO
BE BUSH SO FAR BECAUSE YEAH, TRUMP TALKS LIKE HE IS A
THIRD GRADER, BUT THE BUSH QUOTES ARE JUST THE BEST.
WHERE'S MANDELA?
MANDELA IS DEAD.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
ANA, I NEVER SAW THE PANIC IN HIS EYES UNTIL YOU
POINTED IT OUT.
SOMEBODY IN THE FRONT ROW WAS LIKE,
MANDELA IS NOT DEAD.
SADDAM KILLED ALL THE MANDELAS.
HE'S A BAD GUY.