- SpaPeggy! - ♪ Watch it wiggle ♪
♪ See it jiggle ♪ - Those are big-ass bananas!
- Bobby! Go to your room! - (as Hank) Goddammit, Bobby.
- King of the Hiiiiiill! - (as Hank) You know, I think I'm--
I-I-I-I think I'm ready. - (PvF) Break out the beers,
'cause we're doing a Try... Not to Eat:
King of the Hill. - Awww.
- (as Hank) I sell propane and propane accessories.
- (speaks gibberish) Punishment food. - (chuckles)
- (as Boomhauer) I know this is gonna be a good episode
and I (speaks gibberish). This is gonna be good stuff.
- (Peggy) I hope you brought your appetites.
We are having SpaPeggy and meatballs.
- SpaPeggy. - SpaPeggy and meatballs!
- Oh, hell yeah. I'm ready to try
Peggy's spaghetti. - (Hank) I'm not sure
what Peggy does different. - She's just the best
darn substitute teacher in the world.
That's what she does different. - (chuckles)
- Oh my god! - (as Hank) Wow.
- Oooh! Those are HUGE meatballs! - Oooh!
- Ooh, SpaPeggy and meatballs. - (PvF) The secret to a good SpaPeggy
and meatballs is the right amount of suga, some grated parmigiano cheese
and, of course, a heavy helpin' of Peggy's charisma.
- (chuckles)
- (PvF) I got lost in my terrible accent.
- No, it's good! Keep going. I love it. - (as Boomhauer) I don't know
about you, but (speaks gibberish) almost a little painful.
- I've been on a string of back-to-back losses
for, like, months now. And they get worse and worse.
(buzzer)
- I'm worried. I want that prize.
(buzzer) Oooh!
- Damn. - Just stuffed with mozzarella cheese.
SpaPeggy! - Oh, helllll yeah! Hell yeah!
- (PvF) Have you ever had cheese inside a meatball?
- No. - No, I have not!
- Ah. (buzzer)
- Okay, I gotta try the spaghetti now too.
- Of course. - SpaPeggy.
- SpaPeggy. Damn it, Jayse. - Every time, I either eat
or don't eat, the punishment is always either the worst
or the victory is always just-- it's like the worst kind of victory.
- Mm-hmm. - That is real good.
- This meatball is-- - How has nobody done that before?!
- I don't understand. - You've RUINED me, Nicole!
It has been years of you ruining me.
- It's only been a year of me ruining you, Jaxon.
- It's enough. It's enough to feel like it's been years.
(buzzer) - (PvF) Oh!
- It's delicious. Peggy, thank you so much.
Not only would I let you teach my class,
I would let you cook for me any day. - Learn Spanish from her?
- If I had class. Yeah, maybe not Spanish.
- (as Boomhauer) I wanna tell you that you're doing a real good job, Peggy.
And I just think that this is probably one of the best
spaghetti and meatball meals that I've ever had,
and I just think it's really good and I really wanna thank you.
- You know what? Nicole, at this point,
I'm not regretting anything. Right now, I'm in bliss.
- These are tough, because I forget what the punishments are.
And I just reminded myself of what the last string--
'cause they get worse. - No, don't-- don't--
don't bring in the punishments. Come on. Enjoy the moment.
- Welcome to Team Sharware. - Sharware.
Wait, teach me your ways. Is there a technique?
- Yeah, you just put it in. There you go. Technique done.
- (PvF) You turned Peggy down like this?
- I'm sorry, Peggy. - I mean, it's-- to be fair,
the presentation. - (Zaria) Mm-hmm.
- (as Hank) But I think I'ma pass. I'm all right.
- (imitates buzzer) Lame.
- (Minh) Look what I make. Peggy Hill Brown Betty.
- (as Hank) Peggy Hill Brown Betty. - Peggy Hill Brown Betty!
- Oh my god. - Ah.
- (Minh) Her recipe missing one thing. - Liver.
- (Minh) Liver. - (laughs) And flavor.
- (Minh) Nutmeg flavor. - Nice little nutmeg.
- Mmm, nutmeg. - All right!
- Here we-- oooh! - Oh.
- Yes! Okay. - Yooo!
- (PvF) Minh has taken Peggy Hill's Brown Betty
to the next level with a pinch of nutmeg
and a whole lot of flava. - A whole lot of what?
- Whole lot of flava! - (PvF) Flava.
(buzzer) - Nope.
- Flava! - A whole lot of flavor
'cause hers was lacking flavor. (buzzer)
- Oh, wow. You're actually gonna try?
- Oh, good lord. - It's good!
- You're just not gonna...?
- I'm too traumatized right now. - Oh yeah, the punishment.
The punishment. Yup, yup. Every good athlete,
you know what I mean? You just gotta have a short memory.
Did I miss that last shot? Maybe. But we're onto the next play.
(buzzer) - I'll tell you, the apples
aren't that sweet. That's what so great about 'em.
- Insane crust. - I'll be completely honest.
I think this is the best food that I've had on this show.
- Golly.
- Uh-huh. I told you. - Think about the punishment.
It could just be something real spicy.
Or Bobby just kicks me in the nuts. That's kinda...
(as Hank) Bobby kicked me right in the nuts.
Not a fan. (buzzer)
- I actually think this is pretty good. - That was good. Oh my god.
- How you feel about the fact that she names all her dishes
after herself? - I literally gave you Sharwear.
So, I'm a fan. - (Jair laughs)
- (PvF) Have you eaten that whole thing?!
- He's almost done. - (as Hank) It's Monday night.
It must be Frito pie with Wolf Brand chilli.
- Yes! Love some Frito pie. - Frito pie.
- Have you had chili with Fritos on top?
- I'm not the biggest fan of Fritos like that.
- I've never had anything like this.
- Really? Frito pie? - No.
- (Hank) There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed.
- (laughs) Wow! You've really outdone yourself!
- Wow. That is an intense Frito pie. - (Daniel) Holy...
- (PvF) Made just the way Hank likes it, we've gotten
a lovely Frito pie with Wolf Brand chili.
- How you feeling on this fine Frito pie morning?
How mu-- like, just give me an estimate.
- You know what? I'm not feeling good.
This does not look appetizing to me.
- There you go. There you go! - Don't have to ask me twice.
- (laughs) - Okay.
- I mean...
- (as Hank) Would you look at that? Oh, wow.
- No. - Love a good Wolf chili.
Made with real wolf. (laughs) - (wolf howls)
- I gotta try it 'cause I've never had anything like this.
And I get a feeling I probably won't ever again.
- The Fritos aren't-- the smell is not giving me
what I want. - (as Hank) Delicious chili.
Peggy makes a mean plate of chili. I swear.
(buzzer) I love chili. I'm sorry.
- There's certain sort of things behind it that feel a little dated
with it now. So it's like Hank was dealing with Connie
one time when she gets her first period.
And he has to take her down to the tampon aisle,
and he doesn't know how to say it to her.
- Oh yeah. - He's like, "Aisle 8A."
- Yeah, that looks about the same as how it's gonna come out.
- It does. It really does. - You know?
- You can't go wrong with chili. - Oh my god.
You're making it actually sound not that bad.
- (as Hank) Now, don't worry about it. - Would you make this for Laura
every Monday night? - Nope.
- No, I like being married. - (laughs)
- (as Hank) And I'll have a little bit more.
I like-- mm-mm. - Really?
- Throw this into some water. - Oh, god. Ew! Sharon!
- I've got the before and after picture right there.
- Oh my goodness. - Well...
- That's a no from me, dawg. - Yeah, I don't blame you.
- (as Hank) Now I can't stop doing the accent.
It's very nice. - (chuckles)
- (PvF) Daniel, this is your one chance to try Frito pie.
- You know what? I think I'll just go to Minnesota
and get myself a-- - Yeah, Minnesota.
That's where I'm from. Close enough.
- Oh, you said Michigan? - Yeah.
- Goddammit. They're all the same. - Another one of those Ms.
- You're all Canadian. - Wow!
- (man) ...interest you fellas in a fried banana?
- Fried banana. - "A fried banana."
- I don't know about a fried banana.
- (Bill) It's fruit. - "But it's fruit."
- "But it's fruit." - I've had fried plantain before,
which is excellent. - Oh, it's so good.
- (stutters) Bust my title of the-- I don't-- highly swayed.
- (laughs) - (Bill) The monkeys must never
find out... - (laughs) "The monkeys
must never find out." - Those are big-ass bananas!
- My god. What the hell? - Good god!
- (PvF) When Bill and Boomhauer discover the fried banana guy,
it's not only absolutely delicious, but it sparks their imagination
that anything can be fried. - Oh my god! Man!
- Honestly, this is the most tempting one for me so far.
I love, like, fried plantain. - Trouble waiting to happen for me.
- This is very phallicy. But goddamn, it's good.
- Is it? - Mm-hmm.
- Sharon. - I need a side of Nutella.
- Dude, just like a (imitates whoosh). - Bananas are good, you know?
It's hard to go wrong with bananas. - It seems so sweet.
Go for it. - (PvF) It's not.
- It's not sweet?
(buzzer) - (PvF) It's sweet, but...
- Monkeys must never know. - Mmmm!
(buzzer)
- Well, yeah, you know, anything can be fried.
It's just, you know, just 'cause it can be fried
doesn't mean it should be fried. - I was like, what the [censored]
is she saying?! - I feel like chewing food
makes you sound kind of like Boomhauer.
(chews loudly) - Maybe it's how he does it.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm! - What else can you fry
if you can fry a banana? - I mean, I've seen
an Oreo fried. - Everything!
- I've seen ice cream fried. - Oh, that's right.
- Twinkies. - Twink--
- We deep fry Snickers bars.
- Deep fried Twinkies are like-- those are the staple.
- I'll have to pass on the banana.
- Banana, no. - I promise not to tell the monkeys.
- (Boomhauer) We're gonna get snackered. I'll tell you what,
boy-- man, I wanna get all messed up.
Let's just pollute our minds and get three sheets
in the dang ol' wind, man. - (speaks gibberish)
- (as Boomhauer) We're gonna get snackered. (speaks gibberish)
- (speaks gibberish) - That's how he talks!
- (as Boomhauer) I'll tell you (speaks gibberish) better have
more than just mints. That better have
he vodka inside too.
- (Hank) I'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories.
- (as Hank) I'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories.
- Why do they sound like grown-ass men?
- Goodness! - No.
- (PvF) This Captain Colon-- (buzzer)
- (laughs) - (PvF) This Captain Colonel's
Bloody Mary Mix is sure to get you snackered
and help make your dreams come true. - Ugh!
- (as Hank) Bottom's up, baby! That's how we do it.
(buzzer) Thank you.
- I love the presentation. I love also the label
is so accurate. - (Jayse laughs) That's great.
- Smack. - Oh, I'm gonna--
yeah, same thing. - Gonna get smacked.
I just feel smacked is just more aggressive.
- Just add vodka. So, where's the vodka?
- You didn't like that-- stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop! You're grossing me out!
- It's tomato juice! - You're grossing me out!
- It's delicious! - You know what? I'm gonna
have to personally pass on this one. I don't like tomato juice.
- I don't-- no. - I love the taste of tomato juice.
It's good. - No, it's not worth it for me.
- There's no vodka in this. It's not like a bloody Mary,
so I'm not even gonna force my way through this.
- You need celery salt around the rim.
It's delicious. - (as Hank) You've got a stash
of vodka somewhere that I think if you really
put your head to it, you could bring it on out here.
- I agree. - That's really good, though.
- There's a number of times, where Dale gets Hank
into serious trouble, but Hank always bails him out.
- Yeah, he's a good friend. - Mm-hmm.
- Sometimes, it's for me. Sometimes, it's not for me. (sighs)
This is a no. I don't think it's worth
taking a bite of gross-ass food I'm gonna eat later on.
- (PvF) Well, that is it. That is our challenge.
- God, I barely made it through. I think I ate, what? Two?
- Two. - (PvF) Congratulations, Daniel.
You were able to avoid some delicious dishes.
And for that, we got a feast. - Nice.
- Good job, Daniel. - (laughs) Both of us.
- (as Hank) Well, someone's a square. I'll tell you what.
- (Hank) I'll have some skirt steak, some brisket...
- Oh, I'm sorry. - (as Hank) A lot of steak.
- (as Hank) Steak fingers and a burger.
- "Steak fingers and a burger." - (Peggy) One veggie?
- Oh, all right. Put some macaroni
and cheese on there. - (gasps) Macaroni and cheese!
It's not a vegetable, but it's definitely something good.
- Oh. Look at this! See--
- (PvF) This is all just for Daniel. - What?!
- Love Ash's steak! - And an Alamo beer too?! Come on!
- Dude. - What?!
- (PvF) For our winners, we've got a steak feast
of skirt, brisket, strip, fingers, burgers,
and of course, mac and cheese and ice cold Alamo beer.
- Yeah, what does it feel like over there on that side?
I've never been on that side. - I know. For once, it's beautiful.
- I've never had steak fingers before, actually.
I've never even seen steak fingers. - (whispers) Look at that.
Battered. Golden brown. Delicious. Yeah.
- That's okay. You know what? We can't have any of--
here you guys go. (laughs)
- You take it. All right. - What is that? What are you doing?
- (PvF) And unfortunately, Sharon, Jair, Zaria,
Jaxon, and Jayse, you were all tempted.
And for that, you must suffer the consequences.
- Let's see what's coming up for you, pal.
- Great. Can't wait. - (Stroup) I've prepared
a little taste of Minnesota called lutefisk.
- Oh, Minnesota. - (Stroup) ...made by baking
codfish in a solution of... - Yeah.
- (Stroup) ...until the bones become gelatinous.
- Noooo! Gelatinous bones in cod?! - God.
- ♪ Watch it wiggle ♪ ♪ See it jiggle ♪
- Oh, it stinks. - What the hell is that?!
- What the hell?! - I've never seen that!
Is that a gelatinous fish? - Ugh! Ugh!
- (PvF) And for our punishment, we've got a Scandinavian
("Minnesotan" accent) Minnesota treat: a tasty serving of lutefisk.
- Never seen something like this in my life!
- Look! - (Zaria) It's literally jelly!
- (Jaxon) It's jiggling! - Are you kidding me?
(laughs) That smells so bad! - (PvF) So, you've had lutefisk
before, Sharon? - I have.
- (PvF) It's your favorite? - No, it's not my favorite.
- This lutefish is ludicrous. Why do I have to eat this?
- I am 100% disturbed right now. - Yeah, okay.
- It's just jello fish. That's what it is.
- This burger's wonderful. - (gags)
- The texture is not pleasant. I'm tearing up.
- I'm so glad I won today. - (laughs)
- (gags) - God.
- May I just remind the audience that I'm having
a great time over here with my steak? (giggles)
- I see why Jair threatens him. - (laughs)
- I mean, it's SO fishy. - My burp.
- Don't burp at me! - My burps smell like [censored] fish.
- (PvF) Did you ever think you were gonna have jello fish?
- No. And I love jello. And I think, Nicole,
you've ruined another food for me. - Would you say that--
- Gah! - I'll take one more with you.
Lutefisk! - All right, last bite.
That texture's killing me. That is...disgusting!
- Daniel? - Yeah?
- You do the goodbyes. I'm out on this.
- All right. I'll have a-- - Can't do this.
- Bye, guys.
- Gosh dang it! Ash, that was a good--
- God dang. - That was a good episode.
- That was good. That was a good episode.
- Let us know what you guys thought down in the comments below.
And well, have you ever had
("Minnesotan" accent) this Minnesota delicacy of lutefisk, Ash?
- ("Minnesotan" accent) Oh, I gotta say, I sure haven't.
- Nope. Well...
Cheers. Cheers to us.
All right, till next time. - Bye.
- (laughs) - Sorry, Minnesotans.
Sorry, Norwegians. Sorry to anyone that enjoys this.