>>> NOW THIS CHEESE IS A ROQUEFORT AND A LITTLE BIT OF
JAM. >> IS IT BENJAMIN MOORE?
>> BABY BROTHER, IN THIS HOUSE I ONLY USE FAIR LYNN BALL, IT'S
THE HIGH END BRITISH PAINT COMPANY THAT OFFERS UNPARALLELED
COLOR. >> OH, NICE.
>> EACH OF THEIR 132 COLORS WORK BEAUTIFUL IN NEW HOMES BOTH OLD
AND NEW. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING
THE WORD COLOR BUT WITH THE "U" IN IT.
>> I AM. THAT COLOR ON THE BASEBOARD
THERE IS NAMED AFTER THE FOSSILS OFTEN FOUND ON THE DORSETT
COAST. THE WALL COLOR IS NAMED AFTER
THE SWIRLING BRITISH MISTS. WHAT A COLOR.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY FAIR LYNN BALL.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD. IS IT EXPENSIVE?
>> WELL, IT'S PREMIUM. YOU'RE PAYING FOR QUALITY.
>> HOW MUCH IS IT, LIKE $50 A GALLON?
>> NO, THAT'S CRAZY, IT'S JUST PAINT.
>> THIS IS NOT JUST PAINT. IT'S FAIR LYNN BALL.
>> HOW MUCH IS IT, BETH? $60?
>> IT'S $110 A GALLON. >> WHAT!
$110 FOR A CAN OF PAINT, ARE YOU INSANE?
>> NO, I'M NOT INSANE. >> HOW MUCH DID IT COST TO PAINT
THIS ROOM, $800? >> WELL, YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE
SPECIAL PRIMER, THE BRUSHES, FACTOR IN THE SHIPPING AND THE
LABOR. >> THEY SHIP THE PAINT?
HOW MUCH IS THAT? >> WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST BUY IT
ANYWHERE. LOOK AT THE DEPTH OF COLOR.
>> YOU CAN'T AFFORD THIS, CHARLOTTE.
YOU ARE AN OUT OF WORKDAY BARTENDER.
>> WRONG, I'M AN ASPIRING ESTATE MANAGER.
>> WHAT IS AN ESTATE MANAGER? >> SHE THINKS SHE'S GOING TO
FIND A RICH PERSON AND JUST LIVE IN THEIR HOUSE.
YOU ARE LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD AND YOU'VE PAINTED IT IN THAT
JACK ASS MILLION DOLLAR PAINT. >> DON'T TOUCH IT!
>> YOU CAN'T TOUCH THE PAINT? >> NO.
THE FINISH IS DELICATE. ONCE YOU TOUCH IT, IT HAS TO BE
REDONE. >> DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE MONEY
MOM LEFT YOU? >> NO.
>> NO? >> I DON'T MEAN NO.
I MEAN I DON'T KNOW. >> DON'T YOU RENT THIS HOUSE?
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO PAINT IT BACK WHATEVER COLOR -- NOW I'M SAYING IT.
>> EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN. >> HE JUST WANTS ME TO LIVE IN
SQUALOR. >> CAN YOU GUYS ALL KEEP IT DOWN
A LITTLE? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP A LITTLE.
>> WHO IS THIS? >> THIS IS MY FRIEND, JOHNNY.
>> ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HIM? >> OF COURSE.
WE MET ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE. >> JUST A LITTLE QUIET, YOU
GUYS. >> OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE? >> BETH, WE'RE NOT MAD, JUST A
LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. >> OH, DON'T YOU EFFING JUDGE ME
RIGHT NOW. >> I KNOW WE HAVEN'T ALWAYS
GOTTEN ALONG, BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND MUCH BECAUSE OF THE
BABY. >> THE BABY'S NOT EVEN HIS.
>> WHAT? >> BETH, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FAR LYNN BALL.
>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FAIR LYNN BALL ANYMORE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT BABY HAS YOUR TRAINER'S EYES.
>> ARE YOU DRUNK? >> YES!
I WAS GOOD FOR THE FIRST COUPLE OF MINUTES BUT YES, I AM DRUNK.
NOW TELL HIM. BETH, TELL HIM.
LOOK IN HIS EYES. >> NO, NO, HE'S SLEEPING, DON'T
LOOK AT HIS EYES. >> LOOK AT THE COLOR OF HIS
EYES. >> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
>> YOU'RE DEAD. >> OH, YOU WANT TO GO, LET'S GO.
JUST DON'T BUMP INTO THE PAINT OR YOU'LL RUIN IT.
>> GO FOR IT, BETH. >>