so what I'm hearing you say is you're
having some difficulty making the
transition from living in China back to
America I don't know what's going on
I've been back a month already in my
life is it's a goddamn disaster all
right let's do this guy's
waiter cold dishes will go bruschetta
olives for meats will do crab linguini
bolognese oxtail lasagna bring us all
your rice and tons and tons of
watermelon just keep it coming great
guys
we're good oh sorry did you guys want
hot corn juice it sounds like you're
experiencing some sort of reverse
culture shock whatever it is it's bad so
I had some bad Thai food and we get into
the uber and I can feel my tummy
rumbling so I'm telling the driver like
you need to stop right now he hesitates
just blows wait you can understand
what I'm saying it's never open beer in
my car oh yeah oh so we're supposed to
drink it at my car oh good good no get
the ass up there now my car we don't do
this in the forest so you are making a
few social faux pas like right now Joe
can you please put away your phone sorry
sorry just let me snap a few selfies
damn it you see I can't help it
it's just like the other day how much is
it
$9.00
about two expensive give me a cheaper
price give me friend price friend price
okay that is pretty strange have you
tried googling any of these symptoms
yeah I did a Bing I found out I'm not
the only one
oh my god is there ice in this I'm on my
period
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you know I've read about this other guy
he can't even hold a job down anymore
and here's their standard employee
contract great so I'll be getting 60%
more than that why would you think that
you know I'm not from here I'm not sure
understand look just be honest okay can
you get me a visa or not perhaps you
could form some sort of self-help group
oh we tried but whenever we get together
things tend to escalate my treats it's
my challenge my god
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this doesn't even cover the tip what
what you call me
we lost my tip is that okay great
right here we can stop I can't stop
there alright well can you stop right
here
that's a sidewalk fine right up here
right up here that's somebody's lawn
dude ok pink jelly jelly ting ting ting
you're on a routine client Oh deal with
all the Alberto Alberto the Alberto oh
you get something boom I played that
game to Jeremy Lin they love it
hey boys couple beers in the park
oh yeah yeah some cold ones that's
delicious
what are you guys doing can't drink in
public wait
I remember how this works what's this
green tea make your whistle cigarette Oh
party favors is that what we're doing I
got one two let's go
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all right I see what you mean so yeah
this is gonna require a fair bit of work
and just so you know my rate is a
hundred and eighty dollars an hour come
on too expensive
give me cheaper price come on friend
price friend price come on I'll bring
you lots of business come on yes no yes
no yes no yeah that's all you that's all