So, I don't know if you're allowed,
but can you tell me anything about the future?
Oh, you've got lots of stuff to look forward to.
We go to Korea to investigate rumors
of a reinvented Noah's Ark.
You bring James Garfield back to life.
You become a horse briefly.
There's a salt mine in our backyard.
Do -- Do we have any kids?
Oh, yeah!
We also have a talking fish named Klaus,
and an alien named Roger lives with us.
There's a koala named Reginald for a while.
Forget what happens to him.
And then, there's Rogu, who kind of came off of Roger.
So, Rogu is Roger's baby?
Not in the traditional sense, but he does breastfeed him.
So, I gotta say, I'm kind of liking the sloppy,
older thing you got going on, Old Stan.
Oh, yeah? There's no term for this,
but I've always been into the bods of dads.
"Dad bod." Oh, my God, that's so funny.
You're so funny.
You are a dad, aren't you?
Did you knock me up, Stan?
I sure did.
We have a daughter, Hayley, and --
Don't tell me their names.
I don't wanna hear the names.
Just tell me you knocked me up real good.
Maybe you shouldn't get so close.
Old Francine's already pretty mad at me.
She'll be even madder if she heard me
call her "Old Francine."
That better be our little secret, then.
Maybe we should have other secrets.
We could even get Radika in the mix --
fully clothed and completely off-limits to you, of course,
but she'd be in the mix.
Francine, I know all I ever talk about
is how I'm gonna kill Osama bin Laden,
but I'm also full of a lot of love.
And just as much as I want to kill him, I love you.
Whatever I did that you're mad at me about in the future,
I apologize.
You were right, and I'm sorry.
You're gonna have a great life.
Enjoy every second of it.
Young Francine: Is that Radika?
Get in here, girl!
What the...? I should've known!
You!
How could I not see that coming?
You pulled a classic separation move on me!
I taught us that -- to use against others!
We never made that deal!
Share your man!
Are -- Are you mad about this, me?
Not really.
I mean, if you're me,
then I'm about to have sex for the eighth time!
That's a healthy attitude.
Wanna come over here and give me a double extra good-time,
Stanning?
See if you can make your wangs meet in the middle.
Staniel, may I see you in the kitchen?
-Which one of -- -You!
I can't believe you.
Cheating on me the first second you get a chance?
Yeah, but cheating on you with you.
That's romantic.
I have an idea.
What if both Francines cool off with a hot steamy shower --
You know what? If you love the past so much,
you can stay here until you've learned your lesson.
Why don't you keep him if you want him so much, young me?
I'm going back to the present.
Wait, Francine.
You can't leave two Stans here in one timeline.
What if we kiss, and can't stop kissing?
Fine. I'm taking the Stan I like better.
Goodbye, Stan.
Okay. Alright. No problem.
I still have you in your prime.
Now, where were we?
Actually, some of the stuff old me was saying
sounded kind of bad.
Don't listen to her. She's crazy.
She's me! I-I meant crazy in a cool way.
"Cool Runnings." Is that from now?
I'd be pretty mad if you slept with 20-years-ago me.
She'd be 8. Exactly, you perv!
I'm gonna crash at Trish's until I find my own place.
Good luck, Stan.
Santa? Oh.