♪ ♪ THE SANDS OF MODESTO
>>> WITH THE OUTBREAK OF COVID-19, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE
CORONAVIRUS, THE PRODUCERS OF TODAY'S EPISODE OF THE SANDS OF
MODESTO WOULD LIKE TO REMIND VIEWERS THAT THE STAGING OF
CERTAIN SCENES HAVE BEEN ALTERED FOR THE ACTORS' SAFETY
♪ THE SANDS OF MODESTO >> THANK YOU, TYRELLE.
MY FACE LOOKS AMAZING I THINK I'M READY FOR THE
BENEFIT WELL I AM THE BEST MAKEUP
ARTIST IN MODESTO LET ME JUST PUT SOME LIP GLOSS
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE READY DEBRANIKE
I'M SORRY TO BE PERSONAL, BUT MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION
DOES A COCKATOO LIVE HERE? ♪
>> NO, NOT ANY MORE. THE COCKATOO FLEW SO FAR, FAR
AWAY >> GOOD.
THAT EXPLAINS IT THEN I'LL TAKE MY LEAVE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> THANK YOU, TYRELLE.
[ PHONE RINGING OH, EXCUSE ME.
I THINK I HAVE A CALL. HELLO?
MY GOD, REALLY WELL, WHERE IS SHE
HERE WELL, I CAN'T SEE.
[ DOOR BELL RINGING >> COMING.
ON MY WAY. STACIA
>> HELLO, MOTHER >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE KILLED IN
THAT PLANE CRASH >> THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD.
BUT I'M ALIVE. >> OH, COME, LET ME HOLD YOUR
FACE, MY DARLING I NEVER WANT TO LET GO OF YOU.
>> DON'T, MOTHER, DON'T EVER LET ME GO.
HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET BACK
>> WELL, I HAD THE HELP OF A FRIEND
>> DEBRANIKE >> LEAF CHILDERS
>> IT'S BEEN QUITE A LONG TIME YOU REMEMBER CHARLES
>> HELLO, CHARLES. >> LEAF, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT TO
BECOME A PRIEST? >> YES, BUT I COULDN'T DO IT
THE NO SEX PART. ALSO, HAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE,
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD THE TRUTH IS, I COULDN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU >> I'LL GIVE YOU TWO A MOMENT.
MOTHER ONE MORE EMBRACE
>> OH. OF COURSE.
>> I'LL ADMIT THIS IS QUITE A SURPRISE
SANDS OF MODESTO SHIFT IN UNPREDICTABLE WAYS
>> INDEED THEY DO. PLEASE, JOIN ME ON THE COUCH
LET'S GET REACQUAINTED EXCUSE US, CHARLES
>> SEE, ISN'T THAT BETTER? >> BEING THIS CLOSE TO YOU HAS
BROUGHT BACK SO MANY FEELINGS. >> WELL, WHY FIGHT THEM.
REMEMBER HOW I USED TO STROKE YOUR HAIR?
>> I NEVER FORGOT THAT FOR A SECOND
>> YOU'RE A GORGEOUS MAN I MISS TOUCH
OH, LEAF I CAN'T HELP IT, I WANT TO KISS YOU.
>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME DARLING, WE CAN'T DENY IT
ANY LONGER >> THEN KISS ME.
KISS ME NOW. >> IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED TO
DO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOUR KISSES TASTE JUST LIKE I REMEMBER
>> TAKE ME TAKE ME THEN
PLEASE YES, YES
YES! >> I FEEL WE WILL MELT INTO ONE.
>> DEBRANIKE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
>> VICTANIA. HOW DID YOU FIND US?
>> YOU THINK IF MY EX-HUSBAND CAME BACK, I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT
IT BITCH, THIS IS MODESTO
>> SO IT IS. AND PERHAPS IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
>> YOU CRAZY SLUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
GET OFF ME >> OH, GOD
>> I'M SORRY, I OVER REACTED I NEVER THOUGHT --
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. ♪ THE SANDS OF MODESTO