Hey Vsauce I'm Jake and since it's a new year we should get some New Year Exercise .com.
Hopefully that will put you in a better mood, a website filled with pictures of adorable
animals (awwwwwwwww) But those are only two DONGs and I know that you need more...things
you can do online now guys.
This face substitution app uses your webcam to fit and track a facial model onto you.
You can then swap your mug for someone elses like Chuck Norris, The Terminator, Audrey
Hepburn or my personal face off favorite, Nicolas Cage.
After changing faces, change channels with My 90s TV.
Just like My 80s TV that I featured in a previous episode, 90s TV is a retro throwback to the
days of yore.
There's channels with music videos, cartoons, commercials and movie trailers.
Ahh, I could watch this forever but sometimes you just have to Pause...Ahead A game where
you awake in an unknown place with no memories.
As the story unfolds you use your pausing power to get ahead, but once you do there
is no going back.
And instead of using Pause use paws in CATlateral Damage a FPCS, first person cat simulator,
where you walk around a room knocking stuff down with your little cat mitts for two minutes
earning points.
or be a stealthy feline with Cat Ninja: The Search for the Magical Energy Crystals an
incredibly fun platfurmer that has you avoiding lasers, spikes, changing gravity, and cruisin
around with a jet pack.
Before you can become a ninja though, you must practice in the Dojo of Death and endlessly
slice through enemies.
Replenish your energy with coffee and ask yourself where does coffee come from.
This interactive site explains every step from planting a seed, to where the bean belt
is located, to that final fresh cup of joe.
Now that you're refreshed, explore museums with the Google Art Project.
You can virtually tour the Museum of Modern Art, the Acropolis, The Rijksmuseum and many
more.
After looking at all that art, create your own with tentacles.
Change the number of segments, their length, and wave frequency to make some pretty cool
creations
or check out other peoples creations with the Pattern Library.
An ongoing project of really cool patterns by different designers that anyone can use
freely for whatever their heart desires
And then bring digital art into reality with real life Emojis that replicate the ones find
on your phone.
If you can't find the right image to express your mood, try the dictionary of obscure sorrows.
There you can find definitions for certain words, some made up, but all of which based
in Etymology.
Some even have videos to go along like KETA, which is defined as: an image that inexplicably
leaps back into your mind from the distant past.
Then discover the Origins of UI symbols and the meaning behind them.
The site walks you through 11 well known symbols and where they come from like the command
symbol being a Swedish icon indicating a noteworthy attraction in a campground or that the USB
symbol was drawn to resemble Neptune's Trident...not a man holding a bowling ball and briefcase
with an isosceles triangle for feet.
*sigh*
Since you are learning so much you might as well check out this music timeline and see
what music was popular when you were born, and get some record suggestions while you're
at it.
Now let's listen to our new tunes while taking a stroll through the gradient forest.
Ah, this is relaxing.
Ah!
I'm tripping out man, ok this isn't peaceful anymore.
I just need Calm .com Choose your background scene, music, and how many minutes you need,
then sit back and relax...
This is the perfect time to play one of the most relaxing games, Second Amendment.
A text adventure game where you also have to control the hand of the person playing
and move their hand to type.
It's easy, you just have to..no...no...no..just type the words.
Why are you using your whole hand?
use your phalanges!
Alright, I'm sick of words so lets blow them up with Font Bomb, a fun site that let's you
plant bombs in the text of whatever page you're on and then all you have to do is wait...
boom.
But if you have to communicate somehow there's the morse code translator so you can send
cool messages like this one that I got...and then decode it
To get ready for human interaction once again, join this conference call...... simulator
Or keep people from joining by getting a new password at pass weird that will hopefully
be too repulsive for anyone to guess.
If your webcam is still on from face swapping, use this webcam toy that mirrors you in all
directions so you can high five yourself, or cuttle...fish.
Colour Magician .com is an interesting interactive experience that tells you all you need to
know about the Humble Cuttlefish.
Then get out of the ocean and grab a friend to play Robots are people too a platformer
where you and a partner share a keyboard to get your robots to victory.
If you're tough you can man all the keys yourself or you can go Mini Commando a short but really
well done point and click action game where you kill Nazi's to rescue your family.
To go with these DONGs I made a new JAM, a Just Awesome Music Leanback, for you over
on WEsauce so listen to that while you're turning your face into Nicolas Cage's and,
as always, thanks for watching!