-I'm so happy to see you. Thank you so much for coming.
-Thank you for having me.
Jimmy, are you my closest friend?
Every time I have a life milestone,
I'm coming on "Fallon."
-Yeah.
-When I got married, when I was pregnant.
-Last time you were here.
-Yeah, and I gave birth and I was like, "Okay, call Jimmy.
We've got to get this --" -Let's get going.
Yeah, there's another life moment.
-"I'm going on 'Fallon.'" -How's baby?
-[ Sighs ] She's so creamy-dreamy.
She's just -- We call her a Twinkie.
Just filled with breast milk. She's chunky.
I'm just -- I'm nibbling. I'm kissing.
-Yes!
-You have a baby to bite the thighs.
-Yes, that's what you do. That's why people do it.
-That's right.
You don't get to kiss another person's baby on the mouth.
That's bizarre. -Nope.
-And you don't get to bite other people's baby's thighs.
-Yeah, that's correct. You don't.
It's the best.
And I got to see a picture backstage.
And man, oh, man, congratulations.
I'm so happy for you. -Thanks. Thank you.
-You -- I also got to see a photo that you posted
that I think a lot of us can relate to, a lot of parents.
-Yeah. -This is working right now.
This is you working during the pandemic.
-Yep, I go from toilet to the --
-Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's you.
-That's my commute from -- -That's your office.
-Yeah, from therapy to work, I'm toilet to edge of tub.
Door is closed most of the time.
-Yeah, isn't that inter-- That used to be, like,
bath is a place for relaxation.
-That's right.
No, now it is work and -- Internal work and external work.
-Yeah. Exactly, yeah.
Are you figuring out apartment life
and figuring that all out with baby?
-Yeah, being a parent in New York City is crazy.
I'm just up so many stairs.
I'm like, this is --
As long as I have good form, it's a workout.
Every day, I'm working out.
-You got to make sure your form is on point.
-I'm tucking the pelvis. I'm opening the chest.
-Got to work the core.
-Groceries -- I'm like -- I'm a Sherpa or something.
I'm just carrying bags. It's a crazy life.
-You know, you don't think about this stuff when you're doing it.
-No. I'm like, "Aww, baby."
And then I'm like, groceries is -- This is bananas.
-Yeah. -This is a trip.
-Yeah. We were talking about -- "Hashtags" earlier was
"MyHighSchoolWasWeird."
And I was just wondering, did you have any weird moments
in high school or have a weird high school?
-I mean, like, the weird part -- I went to high school
on Long Island, to a big public school,
and I went to school with like 2,500 kids.
That, to me, was what was weird,
was the feeling of being cattle, I guess.
We had four minutes.
I think that's a standard thing --
four minutes between classes.
Running -- Like, it was --
Why can't you get the fifth minute in high school?
You're already filled with anxiety and self-loathing
and just, like, running past people.
It was just so -- When people talk about
their high-school experiences of like,
"Oh, I graduated with like 20 kids,"
I can't even -- I didn't know --
I knew, you know, 2% of my class.
-That's wild. -Yeah.
-And were you involved with
any clubs or anything or teams or --
-I was in student council. I was a big nerd.
I was in plays and student council.
And -- ugh! -- I was actually in
an anti-drug club called The Positive Edge.
-Wow.
-I was on the positive edge of the drug war or something.
And that really worked, clearly, for me.
Just banking a big part of my career on weed.
-What would happen at Positive Edge meetings?
-We would talk about -- Honestly, we would cut class.
That's what it was.
You did The Positive Edge to cut class
and go teach fourth and sixth graders not to do drugs.
And it's lies.
It's lies.
We're telling them, "Don't do drugs, guys,"
as we're starting to experiment with drugs.
It was like the D.A.R.E. program.
Like, did that work? -Yeah.
-We had, like, a cop come and tell us how bad drugs were
and some bad guy is going to sell you drugs.
The truth is that your friends sell you drugs.
That's who's pushing it. -That's interesting.
You're not in an alleyway somewhere.
-I'm a nerd. -"Hey, come here a second."
And it's like it's your buddies going -- Yeah.
-It's my friend stealing his brother's bong
and, like, sneaking it like a dork in his inner pocket.
It's -- No, it didn't work.
-Well, you have to kind of channel your inner high school,
because "The Afterparty" -- Which, by the way, well done.
-Incredible. So, it was created by Chris Miller
and produced by Lord and Miller.
These guys can't miss. -They really can't.
It's levels of funny and, like,
Easter eggs of fun and creativity.
-Yeah, it was so good. The cast is bananas.
-Everyone's funny.
-It's about a high-school reunion,
and a pop star who went to the high school
throws an after party, played by Dave Franco --
cracked me up on set.
And it becomes a whodunit murder mystery.
But there's two twists is that it's a multi-genre show.
So, there is a teen movie, a rom-com,
a psychological thriller.
And the other twist is that it's, like, a rock-star cast.
This was such a blast to do.
It's, like, comedy athletes that I got to work with.
-Were you exhausted, like, working with these guys?
Because they really -- Everyone is really, like,
at the top of their game.
-We were cracking up, and it was --
You know a little thing or two about breaking.
I was like... [ Laughs ]
You know -- Yeah. -Yeah.
I could not make it through one scene.
-I was -- I know. We were really --
-I mean, Tiffany Haddish, John Early.
-Now that I am a mother, I'm just a full-on, like,
mom dork, a proud mom.
So, I'm going to read the cast, because it's incredible.
-I love that you were holding it in your sleeve the whole time.
-Tricks up my sleeve. -Wow!
I love that -- You totally could have pulled that out
from my ear, and I would have been like, "What?!"
-Listen to this cast.
It's Tiffany Haddish, Sam Richardson, Dave Franco,
Zoe Chao, Ben Schwartz, Jamie Demetriou, John Early,
Kelvin Yu, Ike Barinholtz, Tiya Sircar,
Ayden Mayeri, and Genevieve Angelson.
It's a rock-star cast. It's incredible. Incredible.
-It's so well done. It's worth your time.
It's funny. It's interesting. I'm so happy for you.
And you have to come with every milestone of your life.
-I know. I guess when my daughter is bat mitzvahed.
I mean, that's in a while, but...
-Yeah. You're open invitation. I want to show everyone a clip.
Here's Ilana Glazer in "The Afterparty."
Take a look.
-What...are you doing here, Chelsea?
-What are you doing here? Wait. Shh. I know.
You're looking for Zoe.
-Yes. -You're looking for Zoe.
-I need to find her. Have you seen her?
-I haven't.
Oh, wait. Yes, no, yes, I did.
I did. I saw her, um...
Oh, my God. Can you hold on one second?
-Yes, yes. -Hello?
Just kidding. -Stop it! Where is she?!
-You know what? I'm just...
-No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Key, key, key right back there. Zip, zip, zip.
-Ah! It's woman's code. I can't tell you!
-He unzipped your mouth.
So funny. Ilana Glazer.
The first three episodes of "The Afterparty"
begin streaming tomorrow on Apple TV+.