>> HENRY, AREN'T YOU NERVOUS? >> DO YOU DOUBT ME?
>> OF COURSE NOT. BUT IN FOUR MONTHS YOU'VE DONE
THE IMPOSSIBLE. YOU'VE TAKEN BIG FOOT AND
BROUGHT HIM IN FROM THE WILD AND TAUGHT HIM MANNERS.
>> WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S A LONG ROAD.
THE FIRST DAY OF OUR LESSONS HE BROKE IN MY HOME.
EVERYTHING THAT WASN'T BREAKABLE, HE DRY HUMPED UNTIL
IT WAS BROKE. >> YOU SHOULD BE SO PROUD.
>> CHEERIO. >> THERE HE IS.
>> LOOK AT HIM. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I
PRESENT TO YOU MY STUDENT OF THE PAST FOUR WEEKS, MR. GRAND
PIERRE ALSO KNOWN AS BIG FOOT. >> CHARMED.
>> I'M BIG FOOT. >> MR. PIERRE, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME CHAMPAGNE? I INSIST.
>> HOW THOUGHTFUL, MY MAN. BUT I WON'T BE DRINKING THIS
EVENING. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, AFTER
TWO DRINKS I AM DRUNK. AFTER THREE, I AM UNDER THE
TABLE. AND AFTER FOUR, I WOULD TAKE YOU
BY EITHER LEG AND RIP YOU UP THE MIDDLE LIKE A PIECE OF CHICKEN.
>> I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY THAT.
SO CHARMING. WELL DONE, OLD CHAP.
>> MANY HAVE A PICTURE WIT YOU? DO THE POSE WITH ME?
>> HE'S A SMASHING SUCCESS. HE'S THE TOAST OF THE TOWN.
>> HE IS. NOW, IF ONLY WE COULD FIGURE OUT
WHO DEPOSITED SUCCULENT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR.
>> WHAT WAS THAT, OLD CHAP? >> SOMEONE HAS EXCRETED AN
EXCRETION ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR. >> I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING? >> LET ME BE CLEAR.
HE DROPPED THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL.
BUT HE LEFT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT.
AND IT WAS JUST ONE VERY LARGE KID.
>> WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS
YOU DON'T TAKE. >> I'M HAVING A DELIGHTFUL TIME.
>> PROFESSOR, DID YOU FORGET TO TEACH THEM SOMETHING?
>> OH, COME ON, HE SPEAKS FRENCH.
HE PLAYS THE HARP. YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS IS A BIG
DEAL. >> YES, BUT I THINK WHEN PEOPLE
THINK OF THIS PARTY, THIS WILL BE THE THING THEY REMEMBER.
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE WHOEVER DID THIS DIDN'T DO SOMETHING FULLY
RIGHT, BUT ACTUALLY GOT PRETTY CLOSE.
AND MAYBE THEY SHOULD GET CREDIT FOR THAT.
>> YES, VERY CLOSE. IF WE WERE PLAYING GOLF, HE MAY
NOT HAVE GOTTEN A HOLE IN ONE, BUT HE DEFINITELY DROPPED ONE ON
THE GREEN. >> IF HE GETS THE NEXT ONE,
HE'LL HAVE A DEUCE. >> ENOUGH OF THIS.
SHALL WE DANCE? >> LET'S DANCE.
>> NO. THE LAVATORY IS DECIMATED.
THERE'S A DUKE IN THERE. IT IS UP TO THE SINK, PEOPLE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? A MAID IS STUCK IN THERE.
>> NO, I'M SO SORRY. >> DON'T DO THIS.
DON'T SHOW YOUR LANDS. >> I MUST.
I'M SORRY. I BEE LONG IN THE WOODS.
>> DON'T DO THIS, MR. PIERRE. >> I'M NOT MR. PIERRE.
I'M BIG FOOT. I'M A BEAST, AN ANIMAL.
I SHOULD BE DOING NAKED CARTWHEELS UNDER SEQUOIAS,
THROWING SNAKES AT THE SKY. HOPPING UP IN CABIN WINDOWS,
FREAKING OUT TEENS. READING DICKENS AND TRYING TO
CHILL. I MUST GO.
>> WAIT, BIG FOOT. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. I'D LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND FOR
YOU. TAKE ME.
>> I'M TAKING HER. >> AND I'M TAKING THIS.
GOOD-BYE. >> THAT WAS MY WIFE.
>> WELL, THAT HAPPENS. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
>> IT IS INDEED. NO ONE HAS EVER FALLEN IN LOVE
AT ONE OF MY PARTIES. L'AMORE.
>> L'AMORE.