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planet dolan
from the absurd moment of times you
actually break wind to the horrible
things growing inside your belly button
we look at nine disgusting things that
happen to your body every day
yeah what's up youtube fans spring of
the one in the building how we doing
today
guys i got some crazy new content for
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number nine ever wonder why your socks
feel and smell like you stepped in a
swamp at the end of the day
just oh sweaty it's probably the result
of the body doing its natural thing of
pouring out over a gallon of sweat
through your feet
the sweat then attracts as much as
bacteria as it can like some sort of
gross pull parting your sneakers you
don't notice the huge amounts of salty
liquid gushing out of your body
partially because there are about 3
million glands doing it 500 000 of those
are on your feet
so next time you buy a pair of yeezys
remember they are just very expensive
sweat absorbers
number eight if you suffer from bad
breath this one might be part of the
cause for it your body is a mucus
factory so it's not a surprise that this
mucus gets into place and it shouldn't
especially in your tonsils
little pockets in your tonsils can trap
mucus from your body causing you to grow
these tiny disgusting stones that can be
difficult to remove
though much more common in tonsillitis
sufferers your body is constantly
creating them
the only cure is to just get your
tonsils ripped out sad to say
number seven this is the very reason why
people tell you to cover your face when
you sneeze you rude [ __ ]
every time your body decides to catapult
your snot from your face it's traveling
a lot further than you think
your nose mucus can travel up to 17 feet
meaning that people across the room can
get your boogers on their face
new studies show that the small airborne
bacteria you sneeze can also travel even
greater so i mean if you're gonna be
that dude at least cover your damn
face cause nobody wants that nasty vile
plague you spreading
number six if you have a problem with
parasitic creatures having an orgy in
your face well i just got some bad news
for you
face mites or demo decks fully cooling
room are microscopic creatures that live
in your eyelashes and skin pores
mostly around the cheeks forehead and
nose these fairly harmless creatures are
most likely transmitted from our parents
and grow on us throughout our lifetime
but that means every day these things
are getting busy on your face
and laying their eggs in your eyelashes
meaning that for them your face is just
an amusement park of food and sex that
never closes
number five well if your body wasn't
already being busy creating tons of
mucus it's also forcing you to eat it
constantly in an average day a healthy
human being will swallow and digest
about a quart of snot
and that's nothing compared to the days
when you have the flu that's when your
mucus secretions go into overdrive
and you're dining a non-stop snot one of
the roles this gross liquid has
is to coat the sinus cavity and throat
so that your skin doesn't dry out and
crack open like a fortune cookie
but inside there's only blood and pain
number four
oh what a damn surprise the place all
that gross [ __ ] ends
is basically the human body's best mucus
factory stomach
and by god does it have to be or your
stomach acid would burn straight through
you
and turn your organs into a gross soup
see your belly juice is strong enough to
dissolve razor blade so the body must
produce a steady stream of protective
mucus all the time
meaning that every 10 to 14 days it
needs a new layer of internal armor with
the stomach keeping on constant mucous
replacement schedules
so yeah that gross stuff is the only
thing between you
and multiple horrifying deaths number
three
a lot of people would like to pretend
they never do this but science is not
your side buddy
unfortunately for our noses the average
person farts around 14 times a day which
adds up to anywhere between one to three
pints of ass gas
hell up to 20 farts a day still
considered a pretty normal by doctors
so now you know that pretty much any
time you're ever with another human
being
and you smell something rotten you
almost definitely just inhaled the anal
exhaust and let's be real man
everybody farts even females number two
next time your hair is feeling
particularly gross remember that it's
because your body has been coated in
pimple juice
that waxy oily feeling you get after not
washing your hair is caused by the same
stuff that can give you spots
sebum your scalp is oozing it all the
time but your skin should be secreting
this stuff
and it actually keeps your hair healthy
it's only when your pores get blocked
that it turns into that horrible gunk
that you can't help but pop
all over your bathroom mirror and it
just gets all over and it's so nasty
number one right now deep inside the
cabinet of your belly button
dark things are groaning evil things
are at least bacteria that is totally
new to science researchers have
discovered at least 1458 new strains
from only 60 belly buttons they tested
meaning that right now you are growing
something unknown because you don't wash
in there properly
these bacteria are the reason that belly
buttons smell pretty awful most of the
time
hell one guy was growing bacteria only
found in japan and he never been out of
the us
another test subject who hadn't watched
in years was growing a little guy that
normally only
lives in ice caps so next time you clean
out your belly button
please for the love of god wash your
damn hands
there's a lot of things us humans do and
i really want us to pay more attention
we really need to stop being those nasty
[ __ ] we don't want to be
now with that being said take care
everybody much love and appreciation
peace remember people saying that your
hair and nails keep growing after death
well those guys are filthy liars or
they're just misinformed
while it does look like the nails and
hair growing it's actually your skin
shrinking the surrounding tissue
dehydrates and the skin dries out
causing it to shrink