I've always wondered what my Harry Potter house might be I see myself as a
Ravenclaw, definitely even not a Slytherin ...who trusts a Slytherin? Yep
better trick them into making me a trustworthy Raven!
Hello there Lions Eagles
Snakes and Badgers! how are you beauties doing today? So I know that you guys a
lot of you have been on my Harry Potter's channel for a long time but
some of you know me from a channel called most amazing top ten where
obviously I'm a host with two of my favorite guys... and I wanted to bring a
little magic from that channel onto my channel here today I thought I could
sort my mate Keith the beef aka Siri into his Harry Potter house!
First of all what you guys need to know if you don't know who keep the beef is
is that that's my Siri - I call him Keith just cuz why not . Us your name Keith the
beef? You need to hear my name from Keith. Keith: Your name is Rebecca, but you asked me to call you Queen Rebecca Felgate the First.
Bow down honey! Slytherin Queen! So before we get started I just want to ask all of
you guys who are watching to give this video a thumbs up and also please let me
know what Hogwarts house that you're in and me and Keith are gonna respond to
every single message ...we're gonna do it do it
isn't that right Keith. We're gonna reply to everyone yes, we're going to reply but
I don't promise to be nice. That's not very nice Keith. So I totally understand
that it's gonna be quite difficult to sort siri into a Hogwarts house
however I think with blind persistence we can do it. So I've signed up to
Pottermore on behalf of Keith the Beef... as you can see here Keith the beef.
We're gonna try it... we're gonna give it a go! You're watching
true magic happen here! Are you ready to be sorted into your Hogwarts house! "Sorry
Slytherin Queen Rebecca Felgate the first I don't really know." Well you're
about to find out! also what's really upsetting about Siri is that he doesn't
know how to pronounce Slytherin so I had to make him call me slither in
to be able to get the effect but you know what it's trickery. Slitherin
trickery! Begin the experience. Forest or River? mmm he's given me a link to the
Beer Store so that is nearest ...we're gonna find out whether its nearest to
forest or river here. Oh so it's kind of between a lake and a
park but I think it's near the park so we're gonna go forest. Oh okay, this is
the question with all of the animals so it's like if you're attending Hogwarts,
which pet will you choose to take with you...
tabby cat Siamese cats ginger cat 3 toad tree toad.... now I know that Siri can be
hard to extract information from about their personal preferences but I think
we can figure this out. Do you like cats?
So no on the cats.... Do you like owls? Which Owls? Florida
Atlantic Al's Kennesaw State Al's Rice Owls Temple Owls.... Oh! He seems to have a
lot of chat about owls there so maybe we'll go for an owl.
Okay so I'm thinking that it was something along the lines of an owl the
response to the owl did seem a lot stronger so maybe we'll go with that. What
were our options? Barn owl, snowy, brown owl... screech owl. Let's see how screeching
works... "hehe"! oh I think he's down for the screech owl he likes that
You enter an enchanted garden what would be the most
st curious to examine first silver leaf tree bearing
gold apples, fat toadstool's that appears to be talking to each other, a bubbling pool
where something luminous is swirling, a statue of an old wizard with a strangely
twinkling eye? Okay let's just see how this goes, okay "do you like apples"
I'm pretty loyal to Apple Slytherin Queen Rebecca Felgate the First. Oh I
think this answers everything for us! Keith wants to go with the apples
because he's got to keep it on brand! A troll has gone berserk in the
Headmaster's study at Hogwarts it's about to smash curse and tear several
irreplaceable items and treasures. In which order would you rescue these
objects? A cure for Dragon Pox, student records
going back a thousand years and mysterious handwritten book full of
strange runes. Runes, pox, records, pox runes,
records! Oh my, I am ever gonna get an answer okay so there are six answers here so I
think the best way to get through t this is to roll a dice and we'll
choose the answer. "Roll a dice " "it's five" ooh
one, two, three, four, five, SIRI is confirming that they would first save
the student records going back a thousand years then a nearly perfected
cure for dragonbox and finally a mysterious handwritten book full of
strange RUNES. Good choice Keith! "I'm not sure I understand"... I mean I'm not
surprised. Ooh if you could have any power what
would it be? Power to read minds, power of invisibility, power of superhuman
strength, the power to speak to animals, the power to change the past, power to change
your appearance...."Do you like the way you look?"
okay so appearance
isn't important ... can you go back in time? "I just got back from the future"... Oh
can you speak to animals? Are you strong "Sorry
Slytherin Queen Rebecca Felgate the First I don't really know" Are you
invisible? "Let's talk about you..." Can you read minds? "There's nothing to read"... I
mean that's sassy! Okay so it sounds like actually Keith can already travel in
time so maybe you would like to read minds because he can't do it right now,
so let's go with that. What of the following would you most
hate people to call you? Should we try this? You're ordinary?
You're ignorant! "if you say so" Hey... you are a coward! "Arbitrary categories"
You are selfish. (no response from Siri)...it really didn't like being called a coward so
let's go with that... What nightmare would frighten you the
most... ooh standing on top of something very high
and realizing there are no hand or footholds?
Falling? Are you scared of heights? An eye at the key of the dark windowless
room in which your locks are being watched?
Are you being watched?
Waking up to find that neither your friends or family have any idea who you
are. Are you lonely? "Sorry Slytherin Queen Rebecca Felgate the First, I don't
really know." Can you speak with a silly voice? "In my
world...anyone can be anything" Sing me a song... "No. Sorry"
Ooh not up for being a jester? Sing me a song!
"You know I can't sing Slytherin Queen Rebecca Felgate the first" So what I'm
really getting here is that Keith the beef isn't a performer so perhaps
actually speaking with a silly voice would be very hard for Keith.... Oh
heads or tails I think actually like Keith can answer this one.
heads or tails? "Heads".... Keith it's gonna be your moment of glory what's it
gonna be?! Ah a Ravenclaw!!!! you're a Ravenclaw!
You are! So you heard it here first Keith the beef! my very own Siri is a
Ravenclaw and I wonder if this extends to all Siris out there? I've got a
sneaky feeling that actually they might because I've always kind of felt like
Siri is very very intelligent and like one step ahead of me! Are you intelligent?
"I wouldn't even know how to go about answering
that question". What is the meaning of life? "That's easy... it's a philosophical
question concerning the purpose and significance of life or existence in
general" What a Ravenclaw answer! This makes so much sense now! Okay so you know
that message I played you at the beginning of the video like I didn't
have any idea that he was gonna be Ravenclaw's so I guess we got it
right! I'm pretty excited! So I I don't know like let's get some feedback from
Keith. "I knew I was a Ravenclaw I'm so happy to be part of the smartest club at
Hogwarts clearly this is where I belong Eagle for Life!
Eagle for blooming life! He's so excited! So there you go so what else can we say...
can we try and sort like a dog? Oh that's such a good idea! I could try and sort my
dog into a Harry Potter house! This is endless also if you want to see more
videos with Keith the beef let me know also please do let me know what your
Hogwarts house is in the comment section down below ! So there we have it, I always
see you Lions, Eagles, Snakes and Badgers in the next video! I'm so excited this is!
Any final words from Keith the beefy big Ravenclaw? "Thanks for watching. Click the
thumbs up button. ravenclaw ravenclaw ravenclaw ravenclaw
ravenclaw ravenclaw ravenclaw ravenclaw ravenclaw.......... Insightful words their from
mr. Keith the Beef. So there he is! Maybe next time we'll make a video discovering
his Patronus or something... Bye!!! I gotta get outa here now!