WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW"!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OH, WHAT A TREAT FOR THESE PEOPLE, JON,
THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS.
THE EXCITEMENT IN THIS ROOM IS PALPABLE BECAUSE MY FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT IS THE HOST OF LAST WEEK TONIGHT.
HE NOW STARS IN DISNEY'S "THE LION KING," PLEASE WELCOME JOHN
OLIVER!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> GOOD EVENING.
GOOD EVENING TO YOU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HELLO.
HELLO, JOHN OLIVER.
>> HELLO, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: JOHN OLIVER.
YES, STEPHEN.
A FELLOW TRAVELER OF "THE DAILY SHOW" WORLD, HOST OF YOUR OWN
SHOW, YOU'RE A STANDUP COMEDIAN.
>> TRUE.
>> Stephen: BUT NOW, NOW YOU ARE A STAR --
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: OF A DISNEY -- THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: "THE LION KING."
I'M A MOVIE STAR.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU'RE MORE THAN
THAT.
>> YEAH?
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A DISNEY PRINCESS NOW.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M A GIGANTIC MOVIE STAR.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
AS OF TODAY.
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
AND THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE AROUND HERE.
( LAUGHTER ) MY PERSONALITY IS SHIFTING UNDER
MY FEET.
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO GET JACKED.
>> Stephen: FLEX.
I'M GOING TO DEVELOP A DEBILITATING COCAINE HABIT.
>> Stephen: NOT AT FIRST.
THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: SUPERCHARGE IT!
I'M GOING TO GET SO MUCH DONE I'M GOING TO BUY A MONSTER
TRUCK.
>> Stephen: A COLLECTION, HAVE A GARAGE FILLED WITH MONSTER
TRUCKS.
>> I'M SURE DISNEY IS HAPPY I SAID THE WORD "COCAINE" TWO
MINUTES INTO THE INTERVIEW.
>> Stephen: PRETTY EXCITING.
ABC IS OWNED BY DISNEY.
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
I DON'T CARE.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO DISNEY WORLD?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: REALLY, HAVE I?
YOU WOULD KNOW.
>> I GUESS NOT.
OH!
I DID!
( LAUGHTER ) I DID A STANDUP GIG THERE
ONCE -- >> Stephen: YOU DID STANDUP AT
DISNEY WORLD?
>> FLORIDA.
>> Stephen: WORLD.
IT WAS A MISTAKE FOR EVERYBODY CONCERNED.
( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE I THINK IF YOU ARE AT
DISNEY WORLD, THE LAST THING THAT YOU WANT IN THAT ATMOSPHERE
OF MAGIC AND ANYTHING POSSIBLE IS A COMEDIAN TELLING YOU THAT
THE WORLD IS GOING ( BLEEP ).
( LAUGHTER ) DISNEY AND I HAD DIFFERENT
THINGS THAT WE WANTED TO DO WITH PEOPLE'S EVENINGS.
>> Stephen: YES.
THEY HAVE THAT RIDE THERE.
IT'S A ( BLEEP ) WORLD AFTER ALL.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERING )
IF THERE WAS A BRITISH DISNEY WORLD, IT WOULD BE JUST SOMEONE
SITTING IN A DARK ROOM SAYING JUST THINK ABOUT THE FACT
EVERYTHING IS GONE NOW.
SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR THE RELEASE OF DEATH.
>> Stephen: YOU MAY ZAZOO WHO IS THE SECRETARY TO M MUFASA,
RIGHT?
>> YOU SAID MUSTASA.
I THOUGHT I'LL LET THAT SLIDE AND YOU WILL CORRECT YOURSELF,
BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO.
( LAUGHTER ) I'VE NEVER INTRODUCED THE CLIP.
>> Stephen: NEVER?
NO, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN IN MOVIES.
>> Stephen: YOU IN THE LOVE GURU, DO NOT TRY TO PRETEND
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN A MOVIE.
NICE TRY.
>> AFTER YOU!
>> Stephen: I ADMIT IT.
THIS IS MUTUAL DESTRUCTION HERE.
A DOUBLE EDGED BLADE.
NO, NO, LET ME SET IT OFF!
>> Stephen: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ROLL THE LOVE GURU.
>> I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN SO MANY TIMES ON YOUR SHOW.
>> Stephen: LET ME SET IT UP.
YOU HAVE THE NEW MOVIE TH THE "L KING."
>> IT WAS A VERY FIRST TIME ON ON -- SET, THE CAST IS CLOSE.
>> Stephen: GLOVER IS FUNNY.
WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, I THINK IT'S ZAZOO OR SOMETHING HE'S TALKING TO M MO M
OR MUSTASA.
>> MORNING, ZAZOO, YOU HAVE THE MORNING REPORT?
>> YES, SIR, TEN FLAMINGOS ARE TAKING A STAND.
TWO JI RAVES WERE CAUGHT NAKED, THE BUZZ FROM THE BEE, THE BIRDS
TWEETING FOUR IN THE MORNING.
>> STAY LOW TO THE GROUND.
I GOT THIS.
CHECK THE WIND, THE SHADOWS, WAIT FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO
POUNCE.
>> CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER.
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, CHEATERS NEVER -- AAAHHH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> VERY EXCITING.
VERY EXCITING.
>> Stephen: AMAZING.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHILE THAT CLIP WAS ROLLING, YOU SAID TO ME I
HAVEN'T SEEN THIS.
>> NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE?
>> I'VE SEEN CLIPS WHILE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT BUT I HAVEN'T
SEEN THAT CLIP, SO THAT'S VERY, VERY EXCITING.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS MY ACTUALLY EXCITED
FACE.
>> Stephen: SO WITH THIS AMAZING CAST AND THERE'S THIS
BEAUTIFUL PHOTO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM.
WHAT IS THIS FROM, "VANITY FAIR" OR SOMETHING?
>> IT'S JUST A GENERAL -- >> Stephen: THERE'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL CAST HERE, EVERYBODY THERE.
AND LET ME SHOW YOU THIS.
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION, A LOT OF SPECULATION.
HERE'S YOU.
>> THAT'S ME.
>> Stephen: RIGHT THERE, OKAY.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND THERE'S BEYONCE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHO PLAYS NALA, THE LOVE INTEREST FOR SIMBA.
AND THERE'S A LOT OF LEGISLATION HERE THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IN THIS
PHOTO -- COULD YOU GO BACK TO THIS PHOTO, PLEASE?
A LITTLE BIT WIRED, PLEASE?
THERE YOU GO.
EVERYBODY IN THIS PHOTO IS ACTUALLY THERE EXCEPT NOT
BEYONCE.
PEOPLE ARE SPECULATING SHE WAS PHOTO SHOPPED IN.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: AND YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HER.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU TELL US WHETHER SHE WAS THERE.
>> YEAH, SHE WASN'T THERE.
>> Stephen: SHE WASN'T THERE.
HE WAS THERE ISN'T, NO.
>> Stephen: WAS EVERYBODY ELSE THERE?
>> I THINK ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE WAS THERE.
WE WERE SETTING UP THE SHOT AND WE WERE SITTING IN THE FRONT AND
SHE SAID YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL WHERE YOUR FOOT IS.
I LOOKED DOWN AND THERE WAS A PIECE OF TAPE WITH BEYONCE'S
NAME ON IT.
A LITERAL ELECTRIC REACTION, OH ( BLEEP )!
JUST THE FUTURE PRESENCE OF BEYONCE WAS SO INTIMIDATING.
IF YOU LOOK AT MY FACE IN THERE, I LOOK REALLY INTIMIDATED, AND
THAT'S BECAUSE WHAT I'M DOING IS IMAGINING THAT I AM ABOUT TO BE
PUT INTO A PHOTO WITH BEYONCE ONE DAY, AND THAT WAS NERVE
RACKING ENOUGH.
>> Stephen: I CAN TELL RIGHT HERE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE GAP,
LOOK HOW MUCH ROOM.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S THE BIGGEST GAP OF ANYBODY IN THIS
PHOTOGRAPH.
>> ONLY APPROPRIATE.
THERE'S ONLY APPROPRIATE THERE WAS A SIGNIFICANT GAP BETWEEN ME
AND THE ACTUAL QUEEN.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WOW!
WOW!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT
CONTROVERSIAL.
IF YOUHEAD A CHOICE BETWEEN BEYONCE AND QUEEN ELIZABETH I
II -- >> Stephen: HAVE YOU MET QUEEN
ELIZABETH II?
>> OF COURSE NOT, I'M A PEASANT!
>> Stephen: THEY TROOP YOU GUYS IN EVERY SO OFTEN AND THEY
SAY, WE WANT TO SEE THIS ONE.
>> NO, THE WHOLE BRITISH CAST IS SET UP SO THEY WILL NEVER BE IN
THE SAME PLACE.
>> Stephen: BACK WITH MORE JOHN OLIVER RIGHT THERE!