- I got my man Charlamagne Tha God
here with me today.
And we about to prank these people.
We got their cable bills, we got their phone bills,
we got the gas bills.
- And today I'm playing the worst customer service rep ever.
And I'm going to get that [bleep] money by any means.
Hello. Customer service.
- My wife just got an email--
- And it seems like there's, like, extra charges.
- CHARLAMAGNE: Yes, it shows that you have a total
of current charges of $1,025.50.
How would you like to pay that today?
- In regards to that charge, where is that coming from?
- Well, it comes from you using gas in your house, ma'am.
You cook, don't you?
- I don't need you to get smart with me, first of all.
- Have you been using a lot of your data this month, sir?
Sir, please. Let's not get hostile, sir.
Were you buying movies maybe?
I don't know. - No.
- It's that god damn "Game of Thrones," isn't it?
- No.
- Can I have your--your name?
- My name is Dees.
You want my last name? - Yes.
- N-U-T-Z.
- Oh. That's funny.
- Ma'am, are you college educated?
- I am a college graduate, thank you.
With a computer science major.
I'm not working for an electric company, unlike you.
- You talk to me like that again,
I will put a curse on your edges.
- Your mama probably ain't got no God damn edges.
- When you said that line about her edges,
she damn-near touched her head. - [laughing]
Would you like to talk to my supervisor?
- Yes. I would love to talk to your supervisor.
- She think she cute though.
Yeah, some old fake bad and boujee [bleep] on the phone
talking about she don't want to pay her bill.
It's this silly ass girl on the phone.
I don't know what the [bleep] is her problem.
- If you don't like your job, quit [bleep].
- Did she just call me [bleep]?
- She did just say [bleep].
- Let me put you on hold for one second.
- What you mean put me on hold?
- Marty, we got one of these crazy Trump supporters
on the phone, this guy's going [bleep].
- Excuse me?
- Probably a broke-ass Trump supporter.
- CHARLAMAGNE: Now, we can make this money probably go away
if you're willing to do
a little something strange for some change.
A little ass for some gas?
- I would not [bleep] to get this gas.
- You wanna show me what that mouth do though
and maybe we can make this bill go away?
- [bleep], we need to find out who that guy was.
- [laughing]
- You sound like Charlamagne Tha God.
Has anybody ever told you that?
- I don't even know who that is.
- How are you from New York and you don't know who that is?
- Oh, I have heard of him. He's ugly, but I'm good looking.
- Calling you back. Just talk.
- Ma'am, maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
- I'm sorry, I will not talk to you.
- Is English your first language?
- May I please speak to a supervisor or a manager?
- Yo necesito...and 50 cents.
- [laughing]
- You want to pay [bleep] bill in full?
- This guy is cursing me on the phone.
I don't even want to talk to him.
- Don't hang up. I'm gonna hang up.
You think I deserve to be talked to like that?
- I will send somebody to you and slap the shit out of you
for talking-- - Know what? [bleep] you.
Guy's an [bleep].
- [laughing]
- I'm going to put my manager on the phone, okay?
- Yes. Thank you.
- The employee just told me that you called him [bleep].
- No. He called me a stupid, silly bitch.
- Ma'am, is English your first language?
- Jesus Christ. I'm not doing this shit.
- [phone ringing]
- Hello?
- I don't know who the [bleep] you think
you playin' with, but we will send a customer--
- How the [bleep] did you get my phone number?
Well, you better hope that I never find out who this is
because I will kill you. - We can arrange that, sir.
- You know what? [bleep] you!
I'm not answering the phone. - [bleep].
- Pick it up.
- Hello?
- Yes, this is Customer Service.
- How did you get my number?
Girl, I think he's in your phone right now.
So you need to lock that number.
I'm going to call my brother and ask him what to do.
- Call her brother?
- A, you're going to pay us all [bleep] money in full,
or, B, we going to come see you. - Bru, come see me then.
- Hey, excuse me!
I am Customer Service and this [bleep] right here
doesn't pay his God damn bill.
She's been watching too much "Game of Thrones,"
and he's on "50 Central" on BET.
- [crowd cheering]
- If you turn around, you'll see an icon in 50 Cents.
- [laughing]
- You're really live.
You're on TV, and your girl just got you. Alright?
- [laughing] [bleep].
- --"I have to phone my brother."
- And you know, I want you to know that you're on 50 Central--
- I knew it was you! - --BET Central right now.
- I knew it! I knew it!
- I love "Power." That's my show.
- You just got got on "50 Central," man.