-We love you. Thank you for coming down.
-Oh, my God. So good to be back!
-Thank you for coming down. You know what we should get?
We should get a fireman's pole for you.
-I would love a fireman's pole.
-You're right above us.
-We could fully Wayne Manor this entire situation.
-Just pull back the Sharpie thing, press a button -- yeah.
-And then I come down. -And then you fly down.
Thank you for doing this. I want to hear about everything.
We have so much to talk about.
First of all, how's the baby baby?
-Baby's good. The baby is, I think, 10 weeks.
-Yeah. Dude --
-But it's interesting. He's my second baby.
So that's why I say, "I think."
Your first baby, you know exactly
how old they are every minute.
And then the second one, you're like,
"How long have you been here?"
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, I know there was a -- there was a time
you weren't here, and now you're here.
-Now you're here. Everything's cool.
Yeah, your baby's already, like, got his driver's license.
Whatever. [ Laughter ]
Tell the story, if you don't mind telling it again.
Because it is one of the best stories.
I can't believe that happened to you, dude.
I can't believe it's real, how Alexi had the baby.
And everything's great. The baby's healthy.
-Yeah, the baby's great. The baby's a regular baby now.
But my wife fully delivered our baby
in the lobby of our apartment building.
[ Laughter ]
Which was not the plan. -Oh, it wasn't?
-No. -Oh, that's interesting.
-We were -- We were gonna do hospital.
-Oh, interesting. That's a move --
That's a move -- That's a choice.
-Yeah, we were gonna do hospital,
and then at the last minute, we're like,
"Everyone does hospital. Let's do lobby."
-"Yeah, let's do it in the lobby of our building."
-But we were on the way to the hospital.
And our first baby, we almost had in an Uber and made it.
And so, this time, we were dialed in, you guys.
I want to stress that this was not us being lax
about the miracle of birth. We were ready to go.
The minute she had a contraction,
we were gonna just go. -And she felt it.
-And then she just had one contraction.
[ Laughter ] -That's it.
-That was basically it. -That was just one and done.
-One long contraction.
And we got down to the lobby, and the Uber was outside.
And we started walking to the Uber,
and my wife just said, "No. It's not gonna -- No."
And -- [ Light laughter ]
There's this thing you do as a guy where you have no idea
what it feels like, but you think this moment
calls for me to be an expert.
[ Laughter ]
I think it's -- It's known as mansplaining,
where I said, "Look, I know you think the baby is coming."
-"Let's get in the Uber."
-"But let me tell you how this works."
[ Laughter ]
"We're gonna go to the hospital, and you'll have the baby there."
And then, I look down, and her sweatpants looked --
There was a -- like it was a --
There were two people in the sweatpants.
[ Laughter ]
You know, um...
You know the difference between...
[ Laughter ]
You know how tandem bicycles --
[ Wah! Wah! ]
Yeah. That was the noise she made.
-Yeah, no -- -You know how tandem bicycles
are different than bicycles? -Yes, I do know that.
-That was what her sweatpants -- they were tandem sweatpants.
-It was ta-- [ Laughter ]
-And I don't know if you guys know this
about lobbies in buildings, but they're a common area.
[ Laughter ]
They're sort of a thoroughfare, no less.
Like, that's where everybody --
And it's a -- It was a small lobby.
And my wife, you know, got on her back
and basically very quickly delivered our child.
-Wow! -Very quickly.
-Very fast. And then -- -And I will say
I want to thank -- And I did this on my show, as well.
But we had two doormen who basically had to be traffic cops
to let us have this moment.
[ Laughter ]
It's a private moment. -A private moment.
Yeah, hello? -Not just a private moment
of, like, you're welcoming a child into the world
but, like, there are private parts involved.
[ Laughter ]
-Yes. Of course there are. Yeah.
-And it's interesting.
Because we have these two wonderful doormen.
But it's been a different experience for both of them.
[ Laughter ]
Because one of them, I think,
he now believes he's our family member.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, of course.
-Like, he was there for this moment.
And every time he sees the baby,
I feel like he thinks they're like tied together for life.
-Yeah.
-And then the other doorman can't even look at my wife.
[ Laughter ]
Like, for him it was like, "I have seen too much."
[ Laughter ] -It's like, "Uh-oh."
But now you have this beautiful baby boy,
along with your other -- How old is Ashe?
-Ashe? Ashe is now 2 years and 3 months old.
Yeah. -You know exactly to the day.
-Yeah, I know exactly. [ Light laughter ]
-And you're potty training. -We're potty training.
-That's fan-- -We're nailing it.
-Mine came kind of easy.
My girls are like -- They kind of figured it out.
-By nailing it, I mean it's not going well.
-I understand. Yeah, no.
I heard the -- I read the sarcasm.
Yeah, yeah, it's not.
He's, uh -- Yeah.
-What's your -- What's your method of training?
-Our method -- Well, we read this book,
and when I say "we," my wife read a book.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah. No, I didn't read...
-She told me to read the book. -Okay.
-And I kept telling her that I was reading it,
but I wasn't. But now, because of Kindles,
they can't tell what you're reading.
You know, in the old days, if you were reading
a Stephen King book, you couldn't say, like,
"No, I'm reading the potty-training book,"
but now you can. -Yeah, because it's Kindle.
-Yeah. And so she's like, "Are you reading it?"
And you go, "Yes." And then you just very slowly
close one, and then open the other.
-Oh, yeah, of course. The potty-training book.
-But the thing is, they say, you know, this --
the method we're using is keep an eye.
One of us has to be watching him, and he will let us know.
'Cause they say, like, babies have tells
when they're about to go to the bathroom.
You know, they basically, like, show you somehow
whether it's like they, you know --
they cross their knees or something.
-Yeah. -His tell is that one of us
stops looking, and then, he takes a dump in the kitchen.
[ Laughter ]
-It's a good move.
-And then he tells us. -That's a tell.
Yeah, he tells you -- "Look what I did."
-But by the time he tells us, we don't -- we know because --
I think this is healthy.
It's -- Because his butt's not
that far off the ground, but you can hear it hit.
-Okay. All right, all right, all right, okay, yeah.
-It's like -- It's like when you get a pound of salmon
and they throw it on the scale.
[ Laughter ]
-It's like... -Okay, all right!
Now I have that audio, and I can't unhear.
And, yeah.
But I thought this is super cute.
-Yeah, my wife sent me this when I was at work,
and this made me real happy.
-He's potty training on a little tiny toilet.
-Yeah.
-And he's just doing some reading -- some light reading.
-He's reading a magazine about his dad.
-This is you on the cover of TV Guide.
-Yeah. And that's an old -- that's an old TV Guide.
He's visiting his grandparents, who save old TV Guides
with their child on it.
-Oh, my God. It's fantastic.
Congrats on that dude. -Thank you.