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- It's primary election season,
when Republicans pick the direction of the GOP
heading into the midterms.
And to see what ideas
and candidates the MAGA crowd are most excited about,
I went to a good old cheese and brat-fueled Trump rally
in Waukesha, Wisconsin.
We got Abe, Ronnie.
You guys gonna rob some banks and go surfing later?
- [Man] That wasn't the plan.
- There's a war going on.
- [Jordan] Sure. - Okay?
- Russia-Ukraine.
- No, there's a war going on for our minds.
- It's gonna be a great rally today, okay?
Beautiful people.
- I think it's pretty spot on.
Who would Donald Trump try to impersonate?
- Weightlifters.
(impersonator grunting) - Yeah.
- You know, that one.
- Yeah. Mussolini.
- No. Well...
- He would never try to impersonate him.
- Never, never.
- [Jordan] President Trump was in town
to lend his support to incumbent senator,
and treason buddy, Ron Johnson.
Trump was also throwing his weight
behind candidate for governor Tim Michels,
a local businessman who's proudly not a politician.
- Michels for governor.
- It is important to find an outsider to support your ideas?
- That's what it takes,
instead of having somebody
that's been in there for years and years and years,
and make a change.
- Ron Johnson's also running in Wisconsin
for his third term.
Are you voting for him?
- Yes. Definitely. - It's important to keep
that kinda steady- - Yes.
- Steady Washingtonian vibe- - Right.
- In there, right?
- Yes.
- 'Cause without that,
you'll just have a bunch of change that's happening.
- Yes.
- I like Ron Johnson.
We're trying to get election integrity.
- You wouldn't bring fake electors in
and shove that on somebody, to try to affect an election?
- Right.
- You wouldn't vote for somebody like that.
- [Woman] Right.
- Ron Johnson did that.
- We want people that believe in the Constitution.
- He did try to bring fake electors to Mike Pence.
- Okay.
- The MAGA crowd is celebrating their SCOTUS ruling,
turning back the clock on women's rights half a century.
But is that far enough?
Think about the future of the GOP,
what decade from the past does it look like?
- I would say '50s.
- '50s? - '50s.
- 1850s?
- 19.
- 1950s. - 1950s.
- Okay, so 1950s.
- [Man] Yeah.
- Not slavery 1850s, but pre-civil rights 1960s.
- Yup.
- That's like the sweet spot.
- It's a happy medium.
- Yeah. - Things are separate,
but equal.
- Yup.
- [Jordan] I had hoped this crowd
would want to keep discussing real issues
and not get distracted by conspiracies,
but people had some thoughts.
- I'm not gonna be conspiracist or anything like that,
but I just watched a movie last week
with Robin Williams in it, it was called...
- "Man of the Year."
And guess what? They had election fraud back then.
The machines they were switching to do it electronically
and they were counting wrong.
- Is this a documentary?
- No! - It's a movie.
- It's just a movie.
- Are there any lessons we can take from "Mork & Mindy"?
- No.
- So who do you guys see
as the current legitimate president?
- [Man] I don't think we currently have one.
If we do, maybe hopefully Trump's running behind the scenes,
keeping the military on our side.
- The recent attack that took out the leader of Al-Qaeda,
who ordered that attack?
- [Man] I don't know, I didn't read a whole lot of that.
I try to stay out of the media as much as possible
'cause it's all a bunch of theatrics anyway, so...
- Yeah, and you're not somebody who gives in to theatrics.
- [Man] Right. - Right.
- There's a huge push for normalizing pedophilia.
- How do they normalize it?
Are they making pedophiles look cool?
- Well, if you go online,
there's a whole list of pedophile symbols.
- Really? - Yes.
There are, like, circular symbols,
and there's a lot of triangles, there's colors.
A lot of them are in pizza.
Pizza-related, like Ping Pong Pizza, for example in DC.
- That's a pedophile pizza?
- Yes.
- If I order a pizza, what images should I be
on the look out for? - Triangle.
- [Jordan] A triangle would mean-
- With a circle.
- Pedophile made that pizza.
- Yep.
- [Jordan] From Pizzagate to Robin Williamsgate,
this rally had everything
because they're followers of this guy.
- Well, nobody's gotten
to the bottom of 9/11, unfortunately.
- What don't we know about 9/11?
- I think it was all planned.
I think that it came down on their explosives.
- It's an inside job.
- Yes, I think so.
- But I think Bush knew it was happening.
- Really? Is Biden just wasting time there?
- Biden doesn't know what he's doing.
- He recently just killed the head of Al-Qaeda.
- I don't believe it.
- Do you think that's just a made up news story?
- Just like bin Laden with Obama.
- Clarify who's still alive.
- Bin Laden. - JFK, Jr. is.
- JFK, Jr.'s still alive.
- JFK, Jr.'s still alive?
- [Women] Yes.
- I think JFK, Jr. is gonna try and expose globalists
because they killed his father.
- I thought he was a magazine magnate who lived in New York?
- Yeah, I don't think so.
- What do you think of the state of education in America?
Could we be doing better?
- We absolutely could be doing better.
- These kids could grow up
and they could go on to believe crazy things.
- Yeah, they did. - Absolutely.
- Everything's coded
and I've been learning Gematria, so...
- What's Gematria?
- Can I pull my phone out for a second?
- Sure. - Okay.
So it's called the Gematria and it's a calculator.
- [Jordan] Gematria is a mystic numerological key
and an app which allows believers to type in words
and get back meaningful numbers.
- You type it in the calculator, you get these numbers.
And so Michael Jackson's last concert was "This is It,"
comes to 113.
- And you know what that means.
Do you? I don't know what that means.
- So 113 means not true.
- So Michael Jackson, that wasn't his last concert?
- And he's alive.
- Michael Jackson's alive.
People are talking. Is bin Laden still alive?
- Tim...
- Are you doing math right now?
- No, I'm trying to remember his real name. Tim...
- Osama. Osama bin Laden.
- Yeah, Tim someone. - Tim?
- I forgot this last name.
- Tim is not the most Saudi name.
- And he wasn't Saudi, he was from the CIA.
- How does MAGA and Trump fit into all this?
- Well, Trump, 88.
- Help me out with that.
- Jack Kennedy, 88.
- So they're the same person?
- I don't know. That's what Gematria says.
- Type this, "America is in a bad place."
- 146.
- What's 146 mean?
- Let's go Brandon, 146. - That's it, right?
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That means-
- Let's go Brandon's 146.
- Let's go Brandon's 146
and so is America is in a bad place?
- Yes. Let's go Brandon.
- [Jordan] But do we wanna connect those two?
- Well, we are connecting it.
(Jordan laughs)
That is connected.
- It does feel connected.
- Does is feel good? Do you have goosebumps yet?
- I'm getting goosebumps right now.
- I have goosebumps too.
- [Jordan] So the Wisconsin MAGA-ites
were turning the conspiracy talk up to letter K,
which is 11.
But all that talk made me hungry.
Hello! - How you doing?
- Good.
I'd like to get a slice of pizza.
Just a slice of pizza, no symbolism in that,
just a regular, old slice of pizza.
Do you have any in a, like, square slices?
- [Vendor] Are you anti-triangle?
- If you'd get rid of that triangular corner,
that's be great.
See ya at the midterms.
I've got goosebumps already.
I can assure you, this is my lunch,
it has nothing to do with pedophilia.
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