- "This new high-end technology will enlighten the skin
and give you the power of three dragons."
It's like it's a massager, you know.
How's it goin'?
I'm Matt.
- What up, everybody.
I'm Irish.
- And today we're going to be looking at
a couple beauty products and figuring out what they are,
how much they cost, and what they really do.
- Let's go.
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Whoa.
- My first instinct is this is looking like
a roll on deodorant, kind of.
- That's a lot better than what I thought.
I thought it was gonna be like a tongue scraper.
- [Matt] It's also looking like a highlighter.
Like you could pop that blue part off of the bottom
and then highlight all your social study homework.
Thinking about price.
It doesn't look like a expensive item to me.
It kind of looks like something you would have
in your bathroom maybe next to the mouthwash.
- Yeah, hanging up next to the razor.
- All right, so first of all,
I think this product is called The Flower Roller.
(buzzer buzzes)
Pretty confident on that.
I'm gonna say it is a deodorant stick/thermometer
(buzzer buzzes)
and I'm gonna say it costs 31.95.
(buzzer buzzes)
What are you thinkin', Irish?
- If we're giving this a title,
I'm gonna say that it is called The Rolling Applicator.
(buzzer buzzes)
I believe you put moisturizer on that
and then drill it into your cheeks.
(buzzer buzzes)
And this should not be more than $14.99.
(buzzer buzzes)
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- [Irish] It's the Patrick Bateman thing.
- Right, just, you know,
the classic everyday role model, Patrick Bateman.
- Zero points on the board, baby.
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Oh, wow.
- So this is the brother or sister of the Ice Roller.
It does look like it's made by the same company.
The handle looks super similar.
It looks like it's probably going to be
in the same price range.
- I don't know if it's a part of the construction of it,
but it looks like there's a button on this thing.
- All right, I think I'm ready.
- I think I'm good too.
This is called The Rolling Exfoliator
(buzzer buzzes)
and basically what you do is you push that little button
and you put it like on your nose
and that charcoal looking thing
rubs away all your blackheads and stuff.
(buzzer buzzes)
I think they're pricing these around 75 bucks.
(buzzer buzzes)
- I think this product is called the Eye Blaster.
(buzzer buzzes)
And I think this is not a skin thing, really.
It's more of a makeup thing.
Almost like a painter,
you're gonna rub that onto your palette
and then put it all over your eyes.
(buzzer buzzes)
I think this goes for 40 flat.
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- [Irish] I knew it.
- You didn't know it.
- I was in the same vein.
- All right, I'm gonna step my game up.
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- This looks familiar.
I feel like I've seen these in like cat videos,
when you rub it on their face.
- I do believe you're probably onto something
with the face and maybe massaging.
- Also, how do you even hold it?
- All right, this product is called The Tingler
(buzzer buzzes)
and you are going to,
I really want to get these points, you know.
It's to like roll out your muscle.
(buzzer buzzes)
And this goes for 35.
(buzzer buzzes)
- This bad boy is a Floral Roller.
(buzzer buzzes)
You hold it at your face like this
and then push it in and it opens up
and relaxes your cheeks.
(bell dings)
29.99.
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- I'm not doing too good here.
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- [Irish] Wow.
- First thing I'm thinking is like a cap for your lipstick
so it doesn't dry out.
Next thing I'm thinking is adult pacifiers.
- This looks like a beauty product that pissed me off
like a couple years ago.
And so I think I might know what this is.
- This also looks like it could be a Monopoly piece
or a tiny red top hat for my pet rat.
- This is what's called a Lip Plumper.
(bell dings)
You put it over your mouth like that
and then you like suck it into your face
and it makes your lips get all big.
(bell dings)
I'm almost certain my sister has one of these and I hate it.
And I'm pretty sure it runs about 24.95.
(buzzer buzzes)
- If that's true, that's wild.
You could just buy a mini M&M's bottle and do that.
- Right?
- I'm gonna stick with my first thought
was it's a cover for lipstick.
(buzzer buzzes)
I think these are pretty cheap and go for probably like $12.
(buzzer buzzes)
And they're called the Sweet Little Holders.
(buzzer buzzes)
(Irish laughs)
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- All right, let's see this next product.
I'm ready.
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- [Irish] Oh.
- [Matt] What do we got here?
A pogo stick?
- [Irish] Jackhammer?
- Irish, I'm stumped.
You are crushing me
and this seems like it may be a health product
'cause Nurse Jamie wouldn't just call herself a nurse.
All right?
It looks super sexual, man.
Or just like super medical.
- The second I saw this
I was like, "Oh, IUD."
- I think it's called The Pressure 5000.
(buzzer buzzes)
And you like work it into muscle areas.
(bell dings)
This is a $55 piece.
(buzzer buzzes)
- I'm gonna say that this is a Hair Vacuum.
(buzzer buzzes)
You hold it like this so now the stick's pointing up at you.
You put it into your nasal cavity
and you push on the little buttons
and it will suck the hairs out.
(buzzer buzzes)
This is a high-grade technology we're talking about here.
It's gonna run you 75.
(buzzer buzzes)
Wow.
- [Irish] Oh my god.
- I gotta say, I love the descriptions
they use for products.
It'll be like a massager and they'll be like,
"This new high-end technology will enlighten the skin
and give you the power of three dragons."
It's like it's a massager, you know.
- It does what it does, it massages.
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Oh, I don't even gotta guess.
- I'm ready too.
- So this is the Beauty Blender.
(bell dings)
And essentially after you've applied your foundation,
your highlight and then whatever the shadow is called,
you take the pointy part and you massage it in
so that you blend it.
(bell dings)
- That is a $20 package.
(buzzer buzzes)
- I mostly agree with Irish.
I've seen these before
and I do think they're used for concealer and foundation
to blend it in.
(bell dings)
Yes, there's a pack of 'em.
I think they go for probably like $18.50.
(buzzer buzzes)
And yeah, they're used to mix it all together.
(bell dings)
- To blend your beauty as it were.
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- [Irish] What the hell?
- [Matt] So this is a Pokemon.
- This typically will come with the Play-Doh set
and you jam him on top of the Play-Doh
and then all of the Play-Doh seeps out.
- If we weren't reviewing beauty products,
I would think this is a gardening tool, to be honest.
But since it is a beauty product
I really have no clue what this could do.
- There's like little slits in it for maybe like,
but for what?
- Water to seep out?
- But like...
- Why?
- So, I think that this piece
is an attachment to a blow dryer.
(bell dings)
You know when you want air
to blast out of a hand in your face.
(Irish laughs)
(Matt imitates blow dryer sound)
- That's what it is.
It's called The Hand Dryer.
(buzzer buzzes)
And it goes for $32.
(buzzer buzzes)
- Christ, I don't know how I'm gonna top that.
You buy this with your pack of makeup brushes
and what you do is you jam them into the bottom
and you let water run through so that you wash it.
And I believe it's called the Brush Detoxifier.
(buzzer buzzes)
And these bad boys are 7.99.
(buzzer buzzes)
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Well done.
- 4-5.
This is neck and neck.
- This is neck and neck.
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- Hey, this isn't your grandma's roller, all right.
This is granite for some reason.
- This is for the wealthy.
It's got gold on it.
It's beautiful.
- So yeah, it's looking like another one
of those rolling products.
(bell dings)
I don't think you put something on it
because it would probably just wash off
that marble right away.
I'm gonna say it's
the Marble Double-sided Universal Beauty Trend Roller.
(buzzer buzzes)
And this goes for 112.
- I'm gonna say this is called a Face Roller.
(bell dings)
And I'm almost certain I've seen this
and I think it's a way to disperse the cream,
the product, into the skin like deep into the pores.
(buzzer buzzes)
- How much do you think this goes for?
- I'm gonna keep it simple, 14.99.
(buzzer buzzes)
- What?
For marble?
- Yeah, I think it's fake (laughs).
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- [Matt] Great game, Irish.
You bested me.
- Solid.
It was a solid game.
I lucked out with the lip plumper
because if you take away those three points,
I think you win the game.
- Honestly, what I did learn about is that
there are a ton of products.
When it comes to it,
my products are a toothbrush, toothpaste, soap.
Really, at the end of the day there aren't that many
intricate products that I use.
So either A, I gotta step up my skincare game
or B, it's overhyped a bit.
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