- Old school we about to make it happen.
Real heavy right now to play a classic.
Y'all know it, y'all love it,
it's called Hood Jeopardy.
- [Announcer] Jeopardy.
(crowd cheering)
- Now, it's just like the TV show we all grew up on,
but we put our little ghetto spin on it.
DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us some answers
and we're gonna come up with some ridiculous questions.
Hopefully, they funny,
'cause if they are they get a bell.
(bell dinging)
If they whack they get that buzzer.
(buzzer ringing)
Team with the most bells wins the game.
We ready?
- Yeah.
- DJ D-Wrek, it's on you,
let's get to it.
- Your answer is,
you hear this before a breakup.
(buzzer ringing)
- What is, did you get my text?
- Oh!
(bell dinging)
- That's funny.
(buzzer ringing) - What is
over likes (beep) really?
(crowd laughing) Over likes?
- Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy.
- What is, is in it yet?
(bell dinging)
(buzzer ringing)
- What is so I got my test result back
and you might want to take two of these pills too.
(crowd laughing)
(bell dinging)
- You know, you falling off when.
- This is gonna kill.
(buzzer ringing)
What is when you're at the bottom of a cliff?
Goodnight.
(crowd laughing)
You see you're falling off it.
(crowd laughing)
Now you're at the bottom.
- That's, that's genius,
that's genius. - That was,
that was actually genius.
- What is when you wear pants like that?
(crowd laughing)
- Day one, from when I when I was on the show!
(crowd laughing)
- Key phrases that let you know she's upset.
(buzzer ringing)
- Damn it! (beep)
- No, you go first, you go first, go.
- I'm fine.
(crowd laughing)
(bell dinging)
(buzzer ringing)
- What is I just find it funny that?
(crowd laughing) (bell dinging)
(buzzer ringing)
- Do you!
(crowd laughing)
Do you.
(buzzer ringing)
- What is any phrase with the word lil' in front of it.
I saw you at your lil' job, with little friends.
(crowd laughing) (bell dinging)
- Talk to 'em, Ted.
- Hood dudes go to school for this.
(buzzer ringing) - What is DC,
what you go to school for again?
- (beep) I'll tell, (crowd gasping)
I'll tell you exactly what I'm went to school for.
(buzzer ringing) What is, ay boy
you know I got that weed over here, darling.
(bell dinging) (crowd laughing)
What is, hey boy come on let's get down,
what y'all (beep) want to do, what's happening,
what y'all (beep) want to do?
(bell dinging)
What is, well you know I didn't finish damn school.
You know what's going on with that.
(crowd laughing) (bell dinging)
(buzzer ringing)
- What is, whatever they want to
because hood dudes can be whatever they want to be.
(crowd cheering) (bell dinging)
- That's great. - That was nice.
- This would be the greatest invention ever.
(buzzer ringing)
- What is a thought detector?
(bell dinging) (crowd cheering)
(buzzer ringing)
- What is alcohol without a hangover?
Thank you.
(crowd cheering) (bell dinging)
- What is a blunt that never go out?
(crowd cheering) (bell dinging)
(buzzer ringing)
- What is a (beep) sucking machine?
I would buy two of those.
(crowd laughing)
(buzzer ringing)
- Never leave the house.
(crowd laughing)
(buzzer ringing)
- What is a Wild 'N Out to white girl translator,
so I can understand half of what the (beep)
going on this show.
(bell dinging) (crowd laughing)
What is DC saying ever?
(bell dinging)
- I tell you what I said,
you (beep) need some new pants.
(crowd laughing)
- Phrases used by faithful black men.
(buzzer ringing)
- What is any phrase 'cause black men don't cheat?
- Talk about it Teddy!
(bell dinging) (crowd cheering)
- Coined by the one and only Karlous Miller,
ladies and gentleman.
(crowd cheering)
(buzzer ringing)
- What is, I don't even know that girl?
(crowd laughing) (bell dinging)
What is, no thank you, I'm fine.
(crowd laughing) (bell dinging)
What is I got a girl.
(crowd laughing) (bell dinging)
What is girl bye.
(crowd laughing) (bell dinging)
- That's how you do.