>> OKAY.
NOW OBVIOUSLY IN ORDER TO PLAY THIS GAME WE HAVE HAD TO DO
THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THAN WE NORMALLY WOULD.
SO I AM GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
SAND YOU CAN EITHER ANSWER THE QUESTION OR EAT THE FOOD
UNDERNEATH THE TRAY, THE SAME GOES FOR ME, HOWEVER WE WILL NOT
KNOW WHAT FOOD WE ARE PLAYING FOR UNTIL WE HAVE PLAYED OUR
DECISION.
OKAY?
OF COURSE ALL OF THE FOODS HAVE BEEN SAFELY PREPARED AHEAD OF
TIME BECAUSE THE LAST THING WE WANT IS ANYONE TO GET SICK WHILE
THEY ARE CHOWING DOWN ON A BULL TESTIC EL ON TELEVISION.
SO ALICIA, AS ARE YOU OUR GUEST, YOU CAN GO FIRST, AND ASK ME A
QUESTION.
AND THIS WILL BE FOR THIS ONE HERE, NUMBER ONE.
>> THIS IS HORRIBLE.
WHY DID I EVEN SAY YES TO THIS.
>> James: YOU WANTED TO DO THIS FOR AWHILE.
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANY MORE.
I FEEL LIKE WHEN I'M ON THE ROLLER COASTER I THINK I WANT TO
GET ON, YOU AND YOU GET TO THE TOP AND REALIZE YOU WANT TO GET
OFF.
>> James: I KNOW, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS A ROLLER COASTER
BECOMES FUN AND THIS GETS GRADUALLY WORSE.
ALICIA, GO FOR IT.
ASK THE QUESTION.
>> ALL RIGHT.
RANK THESE GRAMMY HOSTS FROM BEST TO WORST.
LL COOL J, JAMES CORDEN, OR ALICIA KEYS.
LIKE STH CRAP, MAN.
>> James: I THOUGHT THAT QUESTION ALREADY RANKED THEM
FROM BEST TO WORST.
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE.
>> YOU SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW.
>> James: HANG ON, I WILL GO BEST, STRAIGHT UP, LL COOL J,
SO, COME ON.
>> I MEAN I LOVE YOU LL BUT -- >> James: ALICIA, ST LL COOL
J, IF I DON'T-- AND THE LADIES LOVE COOL J.
>> WELL, WHICH ONE, WHICH JAMES.
>> James: I KNOW, LET ME THINK.
THE PROBLEM IS I KNOW WHAT SUNDAY MERE, THIS IS THE
COMMERCIAL BREAK, I SAID WE WON'T SEE THE FOOD, WE WON'T
KNOW WHAT WE ARE PLAYINGK WE WON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE THINK
BEING EATING AND ALICIA SAID OH, SO IT COULD BE LIKE AN APPLE.
AND I WENT, IT WON'T BE AN APPLE.
OH [BLEEP].
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS.
>> James: HOT DOG JUICE.
>> E-W, WHAT IS THAT?
NOW WHAT IS THAT.
>> James: IS THIS A JOKE?
IS THAT JUST THE JUICE FROM LIKE A TIN OF HOT DOGS.
AND NOW HAVE I SEEN IT, DO I HAVE TO EAT IT.
OH [BLEEP].
>> I WOULD JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION STRKS NOT EVEN THAT
HARD.
>> James: I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING BECAUSE THE GRAMMYS
IS AN EVER EVOLVING AND BEAUTIFUL SHOW.
AND I THINK IT SHOULDN'T BE ABOUT COMPETITION AND I WOULD
NEVER RANK SUCH A THING, SO CHEERS, ALICIA.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
E-W!
THAT'S NASTY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FINISH IT, DO YOU, YOU CAN JUST TAKE A LITTLE
BIT, RIGHT?
EX W, I'M SCARED.
>> James: OH MY GOD.
THAT IS THE WORST-- [BLEEP].
>> E-W!
>> James: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE PLAYED THIS GAME.
THAT IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER.
>> E-W.
>> James: YEAH, WOW INDEED, ROB.
>> I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD MAKE HIM
DRINK THAT.
>> James: WELL, TO NOT UPSET YOU OR LL COOL J OR DE MEAN BY
MY ABILITIES AT HOSTING A WARD SHOWS.
OKAY, ALICIA, IT WAS REPORTED AT ONE POINT THAT YOU SOLD YOUR
HOME BECAUSE IT WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR ENORMOUS ART
COLLECTION.
WHAT IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAVE SPENT ON A PIECE OF
ART.
OH, HERE WE GO.
>> I'M IN THE EATING NONE OF THIS [BLEEP].
>> THE MOST MONEY I SPENT ON A PIECE OF ART, MY HUSBAND AND I
COLLECT TOGETHER SO EVERYTHING GETS TO BE HALF PRICE.
>> James: I DON'T THINK THAT IS HOW IT WORKS BUT SURE.
>> IT DOES.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
>> SO THE HALF PRICE.
>> James: ARE YOU NOT HIDING IT, WE WILL JUST DOUBLE IT.
>> RIGHT, EXACTLY.
IF IT WAS HALF PRICE THAN WE PAID DLT 200,000.
>> James: SO IT WAS-- $300,000.
>> James: SO IT WAS 600,000.
I AM IN THE WRONG THING MAN.
>> I'M IN THE EATING THIS [BLEEP]
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE EATEN.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
OOH, A SCORPION.
>> FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD YOU GET HOT DOG JUICE AND I WOULD
GET A SCORPION.
THIS IS-- THIS IS-- .
>> James: I WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, HAVE I DONE THIS BEFORE,
I WOULD EAT A SCORPION EIGHT TIMES A WEEK RATHER THAN EVER
EAT THAT AGAIN.
NEXT UP, MEI TURN, ASK ME THE QUESTION.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THERE WERE ARTICLES OVER THE SUMENTER THAT SAID YOU MAY BE
REPLACING ELLEN.
WAS THERE ANY TRUTH TO IT AND WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER IT.
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>> James: THAT IS A VERY-- HAPPILY, HAPPILY I WILL
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>> THERE WE GO, COME ON JPS BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE,
GENUINELY HAD NO IDEA WHERE THAT EVEN CAME-- I THINK SOMEBODY
STARTED THE RUMOR.
I WOULD-- THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO TRUTH TO THAT STORY AT ALL.
AND AS FAR AS CONSIDERING IT, I THINK IT WOULD BE A REALLY CRAZY
THING TO TAKE OVER FROM SOMEONE WHO I THINK HAS DONE THE JOB SO
OUTRAGEOUSLY AS WELL, FOR LIKE 18 YEARS.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> James: SO IT'S NOT TRUE.
AND I THINK WHEN THE DAY COMES TO END THIS SHOW, WE'LL BE THE
DAY TO PROBABLY STOP HOSTING THE SHOW EVER AGAIN, SO NO, I
WOULDN'T.
THERE WE GO.
SO WHAT-- WHY WASN'T THE QUESTION WITH THE HOT DOG JUICE,
OKAY.
HOT SAUCE AND OLIVE JELLO.
OKAY, ALICIA, HERE WE GO.
NEXT UP.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TOUGH.
OKAY.
YOU USED TO BE A JUDGE ON THE VOICE.
>> OKAY, THIS IS EASY, WHAT.
>> James: ALONG WITH GA WHEN STEFANI, BLAKE SHELTON AND ADAM
LEVINE.
>> YECH.
>> James: RANK THEIR SINGING SLOISES FROM BEST TO WORST.
>> GWEN STEFANI IS BEST.
AND THEN-- .
>> James: CAN I JUST SAY EITHER WAY THIS ENDS IN A TEXT
MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM DON'T HAVE MY NUMBER.
SO-- .
>> James: HANG ON WHO DOESN'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
>> I WILL JUST PUT HIM LAST, GWEN IS BEST, ADAM IS SECOND,
AND BLAKE SHELTON IS LAST.
>> I AM NOT EATING NONE OF THIS, NO!
SWRZ LET'S SEE WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE EATEN.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
OH, A SPICY SALMON SMOOTHIE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I COULD EAT THAT.
BUT WHY WOULD I TASTE IT AFTER I JUST RISKED ALL MY
RELATIONSHIPS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALICIA, FINAL QUESTION, GO FOR
IT, ASK ME THE QUESTION, GO FOR IT.
>> BOTH HARRY STYLES AND B TS'S JIMIN BETTER KNOWN ON THE SHOW
AS BABY MOCHI ARE BOTH GREAT FRIENDS OF THE SHOW, WHO IS YOUR
FAVORITE.
JUST DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, BRO.
>> James: WHO IS MY FAVORITE OUT OF BABY MOCHI AND HARRY
STYLES.
>> OKAY THIS IS LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY PARENTS,
MAN.
BECAUSE LOOK, I LOVE HARRY, HAVE I LOVED HIM A LONG LONG TIME.
AND I LOVE MY BABY MOCHI.
>> I KNOW.
>> James: I AM THE PAPA MOCHI AND HE IS THE BABY MOCHI.
>> YOU COULD JUST EAT NUMBER THREE AND MAKE US HAPPY BECAUSE
I'M NOT EATING [BLEEP] >> James: SO I.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> James: OH [BLEEP].
>> E-W, E-W.
E-W.
>> James: THAT IS A PORK TONGUE AND BLOOD JELLY.
>> E-W!
>> James: ALICIA, CHEERS.
THAT IS REALLY GRIM.
>> E-W!
E-W!
>> James: OH MY GOD.
ALICIA, HERE WE GO, YOUR TURN, FINAL QUESTION.
>> YOU KNOW I HAVE TO SING TONIGHT.
THIS IS STRESSING ME OUT.
>> James: YOU HAVE TOURED ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA.
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE CITY TO PERFORM IN?
BEARING IN MIND YOU ARE HEADING OUT ON TOUR AT SOME POINT NEXT
YEAR.
>> WHEN, WHEN ARE WE EVER GOING TO BE ON TOUR.
>> James: AT AT SOME POINT YOU WILL BE ON TOUR AND THEY WON'T
FORGIVE YOU.
OH, THERE IS A LOT OF PRESSURE FROM THE CREW TO EAT HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'M GOING TO EAT THE DAM THING.
>> James: YES!
I THINK YOU'RE SMART.
I THINK EVERYONE WHO KNOWS YOU WILL THINK IT'S SMART BUT YOU'RE
SAYING THIS, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
OH, IT'S AN ANT-COVERED COOLICLE.
>> I HATE YOU, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
>> James: IT IS AN ANT-COVERED COOL-ICLE.
>> I WON'T, I'M NOT, LIKE YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO ME IF
I DON'T EAT IT.
HONESTLY, THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU COULD EVEN DO TO ME, I'M NOT
EATING THAT, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
>> James: OF COURSE YOU K IT IS A KOOL-ICKLE.
>> WHAT?
>> James: IT IS A KOOL-ICKLE.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> James: I DON'T KNOW.
EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT.
>> NO!
>> James: YOU'VE GOT THIS.
YOU'VE GOT IT.
>> I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH IT.
>> James: DO YOU WANT-- DO YOU WANT A KNIFE AND FORK THERE?
>> OKAY, I WILL DO IT IF YOU DO IT WITH ME, WILL YOU DO IT WITH
ME PLEASE?
THIS IS NASTY.
>> James: DID YOU SEE WHAT.
>> PLEASE.
>> James: YES, ALL RIGHT, IF IT HELPS YOU, THEN YES, I WILL
DO IT.
>> GIRLS DON'T DO THINGS LIKE, THIS BOYS DO THINGS LIKE THIS.
>> James: OKAY.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
SO ARE YOU READY?
I SAY PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP.
OKAY.
READY?
ONE, TWO, BIG BITE.
GO.
>> GO.
>> YES!
Z.
>> James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS, ALICIA
KEYS, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."