- [Voiceover] : I hate my job as a nanny
more than I've ever hated anything
in my entire life.
(mischievous string music)
- [Voiceover] : I'm a nanny. The nine-month-old
I nanny for fell off the changing table.
He's okay, but I didn't tell his parents.
- [Voiceover] : I'm a nanny who loves to get high.
- [Voiceover] : I literally hate kids, but I'm a nanny.
- [Voiceover] : I'm a nanny, and I have to put on
such an act to get hired.
If the families I worked for knew how I really am,
they'd never hire me.
- [Voiceover] : Today, the four-year-old I nanny
asked me when I'm getting married.
LOL! Even he's worried for me.
- [Voiceover] : Nannying has made me not want children.
- [Voiceover] : I work as a nanny,
and the father of the baby is hot as hell.
- [Voiceover] : I'm a nanny for two kids,
and I slept with their dad.
- [Voiceover] : I'm a live-in nanny.
One of the kids pissed in my bed.
I wish they would have told me
so I didn't lay in it when I went to sleep tonight. Ugh!
- [Voiceover] : I'm nannying this eight-year-old girl,
and she thinks it's cool to pretend
she has special needs at school,
and her teachers believe her.
- [Voiceover] : So I'm a nanny, and I (bleep)
the dad I was working for. My period
is two weeks late. Shit!
(mischievous string music)