A challenger approches! His goal? To do what he did in Something is wrong with Meggy, enlighten the readers.
We find Mario taking a beauty rest on his bed /Mario-ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Ah spaghetti ZZZZZZZZZZ ah ravioli (N8:WAKE UP MARIO)
Mario then yawns to get ready for the day when...
He realises/Mario-waaaaa! OOOOOOOooOOoOooooo....
HE WAS NEVER IN HIS BED FROM THE START Mario-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mario: What are you doing!? What'sa going on here!?!
[bigfoot stomp] Someone approaches from the shadows with a creepy laugh
It was Prof. Egad, who has not been in an SMG4 episode for months on end
ooh yaw! [Gibberish]
Hey stinky!! [Gibberish]
[Gibberish]
But Mario was wrong (SIKE)
VERY wrong
This was a setup by his friends and family (and asshole)! But how?!
(Inkling noises)
But...But why?
Ooohhh...hoh,hoh hoh
HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM...
Commence Eddsworld style flashback (we miss you Edd)
[Italian singing] We find Mario taking a bath
[shivering]
Oh no!
To solve the problem he runs to his space heater. Obviously only using one of his two brain cells.
S M A S H
Let'sa go!
S M A S H X2
Do I honestly need to tell you what is going to happen?
I am so smart, i am so smart, i am s-
C H E R N O B Y L
OOH GODDDD
Oh god, jesus christ!
Augh! (WHY IS THE PISS EVERYWHERE?!)
Oh yeah! [Gibberish]
D: Mamma mia...HHHHMMMM...
Bob: We'rE GonnA mAkE yOU nOt A DumBaSs (well look who is talking)
Prof. Egad Decides to then take the role of every James Bond villain ever with a hint of Doctor Doofinschimertz
Dumbass motherf*ck!
[Gibberish]
GENIIUUUUSSS!!!
No! Mario so good!
Move! Go,Go GO!!
[Gibberish]
Oh no! Help! (You literally have an alternate universe ego that takes down corporations, SHUT YER MOUF)
Egad changes the course of history
S P O O P Y
That does not look rather pleasant, anyone got popcorn?
Doctor E. G. Frankenstein: It's alive... it's alive, IT'S A L I V E !
dAmN, ShoUlD'Ve BroUGht somE poPcoRn (ikr)
WeLL,I THink We KiLLeD hIM
Mario is different...
Mario?
No.... MARIO! D:
[yawn] ooo.. uuu...
YeAh HeS b R o K E n
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (thonk)
Hey Say Something Smart.
[Gibberish]
(more gibberish)
(EVEN MORE GIBBERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Mario Whos The Most top character in Smash (eachother in the ass) ultimate??
Thinking Mode Activated
[Gibberish]
[Sigh]
E-Gadd: Hohohohohoho :D
Oki doki, Oh yeah, Ohhohhahaha, Let'sa go!
Oh lord jesus it's a fire.....
Hmm...[Gibberish]
it-sa me
robo
merio
at ur service
man
dis plaic
smells like-a
my mama-mi4s
r4v10l1
be gone fier
you little b*oof*y
you don't scrw with moi
oh look a flaming babi
f0etus deleteu5
*DUN DUN* mario paint music
W O W ! Hey, that's pretty good!
Wow!
(Bowser secretly Sans confirmed...?)(N8: no that's just hotel mario shit)
Ohoh
Stinky
P O O P !
H A H A H A H A H A
H A H A H A H A H A!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaauh...
hmmmm......
[Mario coding]
and thus... the youtube community got lazy and did not caption until the 12 minute mark until i came along
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*idea*
smg3 rave
DUN
s(mg3)creaming
h o l a
building a S E N T R Y
DONK
wat now
activating instant ki- WAIT WHAT
fine and dandy
le cheering
JESUS
yEET
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *boom
h u n g r y
very wordy and formal
*nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom*
tru
TRIGGERED (anybody else can caption from here i'm bored too, done by Nexus Freestar)
Howdy doo bitches!
That is correct!
Now i can calculate the square root of smashing your fat ass!
OH IT'S ON ASSHOLE!!!!
Nice try bitch!
[Gibberish + Alarm]
I am unstoppable, Muwahahaha!
D:<
okie dokie homie ghast out for these captions, the next person will be able to finish them, I think. (no I will not)