ALL RIGHT THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM ABC
NEWS AND IT READS-- HO, HO, HO, HO.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OH PIE GOODNESS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SANTA, SANTA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WELL, I JUST CAME TO WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO BRING
YOU AND YOUR WONDERFUL AUDIENCE SOME OF THESE GIFTS.
>> SANTA BROUGHT GIFTS FOR EVERYBODY.
YOU BROUGHT GIFTS FOR EVERYONE NOTICE AUDIENCE?
nd WITH YOUR PERMISSION I WOULD LIKE TO HAND THEM OUT
RIGHT NOW.
>> James: GET IN THERE, GO FOR IT, THAT IS SO KIND, WOW.
>> I'M CASEY.
>> CASEY, YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD BOY, CASEY, LET'S SEE WHAT
I HAVE GOT FOR YOU.
OH, ST A CANDY CANE FOR CASEY.
YOUR NAME YOUNG LADY.
>> ESPECIALLY.
>> EMILY, YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD GIRL ALL YEAR, WELL, HERE SAY
CANDY CANE FOR YOU.
HO, HO, HO.
AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> YOU HAVE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY, HAVEN'T YOU.
JUST KIDDING.
YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL ALL YEAR.
HERE IS A-- WHAT HAVE I GOT FOR YOU.
OH, SEVERAL CANDY CANES.
HO, HO, HO.
>> James: SANTSA SANTA.
>> HO, HO, HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> James: SANTA, SANTA, THIS IS NOT-- SANTA, THIS IS LOVELY,
WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO-- SPEED THIS UP MAYBE A LITTLE.
IT'S LIKE, ST A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE.
>> JAMES, YOU HAVE TO SAVOR EVERY MOMENT OF CHRISTMAS!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: I GET IT, I GET IT.
>> CANNEE CANE.
>> James: TECHNICALLY IT ISN'T CHRISTMAS NOW AND THIS IS A TV
SHOW.
SO IT IS NOTHING PERSONAL.
SANTA, WE'VE GOT A-- WE HAVE TO DO THIS FASTER THAN THIS.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> James: SANTA.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL AM I KNOW YOU HAVE.
>> James: SANTA.
WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS FASTER.
QUNS OH JAMES, JAMES, JAMES, YOU CAN'T RUSH THESE THINGS.
>> James: YOU CAN THOUGH, YOU CAN.
WE'RE TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE.
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> AKUNIA.
>> James: MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA, I WILL HELP YOU.
SANTA, WHY DON'T I HELP YOU A LITTLE BIT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
YOU CAN GIVE SOME OUT, I WILL GIVE SOME OUT.
>> YOU DON'T FLOW WHICH PRESENT GOES TO WHICH GOOD GIRL AND
WHICH GOOD BOY.
>> James: BUT, ST CANDY CANES.
THEY'RE ALL-- THEY'RE ALL CANDY CANES IT IS PRETTY STRAIGHT
FORWARD. HE GETS A CANDY CANE.
YOU GET A CANDY CANE.
LOOK, EVERYBODY GETS A CANDY CANE.
IT'S GREAT, IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE-- THAT DIFFICULT, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
BECAUSE WE'RE JUST, THE SHOW IS ONLY ON FOR AN HOUR.
WITHIN I SEE, I HAVE OVERSTEPPED MY BOUNDS AM I WAS JUST TRYING
TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU AND YOUR AUDIENCE.
I HAVE ONLY SLOWED THINGS DOWN LIKE A SILLY OLD FOOL.
I'LL-- .
>> James: WELL TRK IS JUST, SANTA CLAUS, EVERYBODY.
GOOD GUY.
YOU GO.
AND THEN BECAUSE THEN WE CAN GET ON WITH THE-- OKAY.
JUST, THE SHOW IS SO PACKED SO WE'LL CRACK ON.
>> JAMES.
>> James: WHAT, WHAT IS IT NOW?
>> THERE IS ONE MORE THING.
>> James: WHAT, WHAT DO YOU WANT, WHAT?
>> WELL, I LIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GIVE YOU YOUR PRESENT.
>> James: WELL, I'M ALL RIGHT WITH A CANDY CANE, YOU KNOW, I
AM TRYING TO CUT SUGAR OUT.
I HAVE GOT THIS, I APPRECIATE YOU COMING.
>> HO, HO, HO JAMES IT IS NOT THE CANDY CANE, YOUNG MAN.
I GOT YOU THIS!
HO, HO, HO.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: ALL OF THAT?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YES THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE
HOME ENT TAINTMENT SYSTEM THAT YOU WANTED AND PROT JECTER, THE
SEATS, THE POPCORN MAKER, THE SPEAKERS, HIGH FIDELITY, OF
COURSE, EVERYTHING YOU WANTED SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY.
>> James: SANTA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLY GENEROUS.
WOW.
>> IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT WHEN THE PRENLT IS FOR YOU, ISN'T IT,
JAIMTION.
HO, HO, HO.
>> James: I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPEAK OUT STRKS JUST STRKS A
STRESSFUL TIME OF YEAR.
WE HAVE GOT A PACKED SHOWMENT BUT OF COURSE WE'VE GOT TIME, OF
COURSE WE DO.
>> WE HAVE TIME NOW!
(LAUGHTER) NOW THERE'S TIME NOW THERE'S
PLENTY OF TIME FOR THE PRESENT.
THERE IS PLENTY OF TIME.
>> James: YES.
>> WELL [BLEEP] YOU, [BLEEP] YOU.
HO, HO, HO.
>> James: SANTA.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> James: SANTA WHAT IS GO ON.
SANTA.
>> OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH HO, HO, HO.
OH HO, HO.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES CORDEN.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS!
HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS.
DID YOU HAVE TIME FOR THAT?
>> James: YEAH, WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
>> WHREEP [BLEEP] YOU THEN, JAMES CORDEN.
>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE
SHOW."
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)