-Here they are, Jimmy Fallon and Cardi B!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
-♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
-♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
-That feels good, doesn't it?
Cardi B!
-♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
-Hey, thank you very much!
Oh, my goodness!
Thank you very much.
Please, thank you!
Please, thank you.
Please.
♪♪
Oh, my goodness.
Oh!
-Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Welcome.
Welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
Cardi B is my co-host tonight.
[ Cheers and applause ]
When I said, "Cardi, would you like
to co-host 'The Tonight Show?'"
she said, "Oku-r-r-rt!"
-Oku-r-r-rt! -Yeah, all right.
[ Laughter and applause ]
It is so great to have you here.
I'm so excited to see you that I might go into labor.
I really -- [ Cheers and applause ]
-I might go into labor, too. I'm making history tonight.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know what I'm saying?
My album just dropped, but I'm the first
late-night co-host that isn't a white guy.
What's up? -That's --
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Interesting. That's correct.
You are promoting your new album "Invasion of Privacy,"
or, as Facebook users are calling it,
"A Little Too Close to Home."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I don't trust that Mark Zuckerberg.
[ Laughter ]
-I really want to say congrats, though.
You just officially announced that you are pregnant.
So that is a -- that is a beautiful thing.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Beautiful thing.
Backstage, Cardi was doing some breathing exercises,
and it sounded like the bird section of a PetSmart.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br.
br-br-br-br-br.
-Br-br-br-br-br? -Br-br-br-br.
-Br-br-br-br. Br-br-br-br.
Actually, I heard that President Trump
is a big fan of yours,
and he wanted to send you a message.
So now... [ Laughter ]
...here's a special delivery from the White House.
Take a look at this. -He goin' kill me.
[ Laughter ]
♪ I don't dance now ♪
♪ I make money move ♪
♪ Say I don't gotta dance, I make money move ♪
♪ If I see you, and I don't speak ♪
♪ That means I don't [bleep] with you ♪
♪ I'm a boss, you're a worker ♪
♪ [Bleep] I make bloody moves ♪
-Oh, fantastic. [ Cheers and applause ]
He didn't have to do that. He's a fan.
-He wanna get down with the culture.
[ Laughter ]
-Now, I saw that a -- a picture of President Trump
wearing his coat went viral this weekend.
'Cause it was a little -- it was a little tight on him.
Look at this photo right here.
See that? Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Yeah. Uh...
Which means it's time for a new segment we call
"What is Up With That Coat?"
[ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ What is up with that coat, yeah ♪
-I'll start it off. Okay, here we go.
What is up with that coat?
-♪ Yeah ♪ [ Laughter and applause ]
-What is up with that coat?
-♪ Yeah ♪ [ Laughter and applause ]
-What is up with that coat?
-♪ Yeah ♪ [ Laughter and applause ]
-What is up with that coat?
-♪ Yeah ♪ [ Laughter and applause ]
-You didn't know Spanx made jackets?
What is up with that coat?
Oh, my goodness! -♪ Yeah ♪
Last one, Cardi.
-What is up with that coat?
-Now that's what I'm talking about.
What is up with that coat?
Finally, Cardi, in honor of you becoming a mom,
we wanted to do something fun.
So we sent our writer Jo down to the 30 Rock plaza
to ask moms and their kids what they know about Cardi B.
But here's the catch --
-Moms don't like me. I curse too much.
-No, they -- [ Laughter ]
No, that's not true.
But here's the catch -- we didn't ask the kids.
We asked only the moms.
And you have not seen this yet, but it's good.
And the kids -- [ Laughter ]
The kids were not allowed to even help.
It's time for "Mom Quiz." Check this out.
-♪ Mom quiz, Mom, Mom Quiz ♪
♪ Mom quiz ♪
-Finish this lyric --
"I don't gotta dance. I make...
-Romance? [ Buzzer ]
-I don't gotta dance. I make...
-Music. [ Buzzer ]
-These expensive. These is red bottoms.
These is...
-Hot bottom jeans. [ Buzzer ]
-Hot bottom jeans?
Okay. What are red bottoms?
-Underwear. [ Buzzer ]
-[ Laughs ]
-In the song, "Bartier Cardi," what does Cardi B
have all over her body?
-Uh, candy. [ Buzzer ]
-Candy. Candy.
Some people call it candy.
Fill in the blank -- Bodak...
-Train track. [ Buzzer ]
-Bodak train track.
Bodak...
-Ho-Dak. [ Buzzer ]
-Bodak... -Camera.
[ Buzzer ] -Bodak camera.
Yes, the famous bodak camera.
Cardi B's debut album is called "Invasion of..." what?
You cannot get help. "Invasion of..."
-Aliens? [ Buzzer ]
-"Invasion of Aliens." [ Laughter ]
Cardi B's debut album is called "Invasion of..." what?
-Body snatchers. [ Buzzer ]
-What noise is Cardi B known for making?
-Uh, maybe she toots like a horn, I don't know.
-What's that sound like?
-Uh, beep-beep. [ Buzzer ]
-Which famous rapper is Cardi B engaged to?
You cannot help -- You cannot help her.
-Um, Drake? [ Buzzer ]
-Drake? -Drake.
-Eminem. [ Buzzer ]
-Um, I don't know. Jennifer Lopez?
-Jennifer Lopez. [ Laughter ]
-Jay Z's brother. [ Buzzer ]
Little Jay Z. [ Buzzer ]
-Cardi B was born in the...?
-Bronx? -Yes!
Yeah, that was correct! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, my God, I am so good. -Yes, you are so good.
-That's what I'm talking about right there.
We have a great show tonight!
Cardi B is here! Give it up for The Roots!
[ Cheers and applause ]
After you.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I was gonna say, uh...
I was gonna say, you could have this one,
but that chair -- it's up to you, yeah.
-'Cause, you know, I just thought I was gonna, like,
be the, like, special host. Oh, special chair!
-Yeah, special host, special -- You got the special chair, yeah.
-Special chair. Yeah, I'm pregnant.
-Does this look right?
No, you're pregnant. You can do whatever you want.
Special chair for you. Totally, you're allowed.
Yes, absolutely.
I mean, should I sit in this chair?
Do we have -- Or maybe I'll sit --
Do we have another chair -- Do we have a chair back there?
[ Laughter ] That's all right.
I can kneel. [ Laughter ]
I can kneel down.
I can just do it kneeling. This is perfect.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, this is good. Do we have a chair?
We have a chair? Just anything.
♪♪
-Hey, everybody. How you guys doing?
[ Cheers and applause ]
"My name is Jimmy Fallon, and I'll be joining us tonight."
-Yeah, well, here we go.
[ Laughter ]
Feels like the shortest stool we have backstage.