And for you a merlot
*Laughs* Why'd you do that?
So I was thinking this could really work
It's a crap idea
You've got that whole international butch thing going on,
plenty of girls are into that.
You know if you and Beth wanna make some stupid bet, that's fine
yeah just leave me out of it help me out of it
It'll be like old times
We'll go out, we'll hook each other up...
Except you can't!
Until you do
which is why I need you to try
Oh come on man, it won't hurt you to have a bit of fun
I'm looking at a likely candidate right about now
How old?
Age ain't nothing but a number she's uh...
I'll bring my own date
YUSSS!
This is gonna be great Debs, you'll see-
Debs?
*Annoying loud stirring*
Oh I suppose it's the last chocolate one
You could have it
Yeah
Fucking Hamish has got me going all over the place
looking for that bloody staple gun
He only wants it to stick up a poster for his dodgy massage business
For the price of my wages he could have bought three of them
Ugh, can you imagine being touched by him?
Donna...
Yeah?
What are you- What are you doing tomorrow night?
Well, you know just got a hot date with Jodie Foster
She getting a bit needy though so I think I'll cancel
Oh yeah... it's a joke. *Laughs* Funny
Um na it's just that me and my friends
we are- we're having a Potluck
Oh! I always say variety is the spice of life
I love eating lots of different meals all at once
Hamish to Donna, Maureen on level three had it at 10am
Great use of taxpayer dollars
I'm on it Hamish
Hey um.. I'll check with my girlfriend and let you know
I thought you two had split up
Hey... Mike...
No I don't know where the bloody staple gun is
Hi... Hi is that- is that Tina?
Who is this?
*Clears throat* It's Debs
Who?
Debs
Debs?
Um... yeah we meet at Zinefest
I didn't go to Zinefest
Couple of years ago... Debs
Right...
*Man's voice* Who is it hunny?
You've got the wrong number
Wrong number?
Yeah. I've gotta go
No... I'm sorry...
Bye Debs
Yes... Sor...
*Hung up sound*
Bye
Oh! Fuck!
How many letters?
No no I know it. It's the jiggling thing
you know with music
Mum?
Do you remember my friend Lisa from university?
She came on holiday with us a couple of times
Her and I used to...
Dance!
That's it
Tall girl with a lovely face
Yeah
Umm... short hair
How many letters?
No, Lisa!
Her pixie cut was very extreme
made her look like a lesbian
Kept private six letters?
Secret
Please tell me you got a date for tomorrow night?
It's fine I'll sort it
What are you wearing?
I don't know
Come on!
Na I've gotta go to work
You've got more important things to do
No really?