AO: Hey, yo it's A to the O back again with another gaming video! And guess what we're gonna play?
P, groans: We're gonna play "The unbeatable game". AO: That's right! Get excited pear! P, stutters: I am bursting with excitement, Orange.
AO: I sense sarcasm, Pear. P: Well you know, you and...
Trivia games, they don't exactly go well together. AO: WRONG. They go great together, now break the glass. I'm trying, okay. Gonna shake it.
AO: Hey, you did it! P: Oh, that's yep, that's what it was you have to shake the phone and then it breaks, okay.
What relation is your niece's brother to you? AO: Dog sitter. P: No. AO: Cow Milker. P: No, you have to pick one of the options.
AO: But what if your niece's brother's a cow milking dog sitter? P: We're not talking in hypotheticals! It's nephew. Yup, See? Nephew. AO: Oh.
I see, it's one of those games where the answers are wrong. P, groans: No, okay fix the bicycle. AO: It doesn't look broken.
P: You're right,
It actually doesn't. AO: It it ain't broke don't fix it. Next question. P: Well (stutters) I don't think you can just skip it, well,
Maybe you can, let me-- uh, "5 cheats required, continue?" No. AO: Here. Just just press the wrench. AO,P: Oh!
(Pear stutters)
P, sighs: Don't just press things. AO: It said to fix the bicycle. I was grabbing the wrench. P: No, stop it! Stop hitting the wrench!
AO: I'm gonna hit the wrench. P: Don't hit the wrench! AO: Oh. P: For Crying Out Loud!
AO: We flunk? P: It's obviously not the right answer. AO: We flunk'd? P: Yes.
Don't keep hitting the same thing over and over again, if it's wrong. [okay]. AO: It said to, ok, whatever. P: Break the glass.
AO: I'm not cleaning that up. P: To the next question; nephew, got that one. AO: Dog Sitter, you mean.
P: OK, now fix the bicycle. AO: Ok, I'm gonna hit the wrench. P: No, Don't hit the wrench!
AO: But It's telling me to fix the bicycle! P: Yeah, and every time you do it, (stutters) you get the wrong answer!
AO: I'm gonna hit the wrench. P: No ,don't! AO: Gonna hit the wrench!
AO: Gonna hit the wrench!! P: Don't hit the-- (groans) AO: Oh... P: Don't.
AO: Gonna hit it again. P: No! AO: Oh... (Pear groans)
AO: One more time? P: Don't! AO: Oh... P: Ga-- Would you
Stop it?! AO: I thought third time was the charm. (Pear groans)
AO: Cow milking dog walker. P: No, don't hit the wrench. AO: OK, fix the bicycle, hit the wrench. Oh... P: No, don't hit the wrench!
No, wait! I got it, I got it, I got it! AO: What? Whoa. But what'd you do? P: Yes! Fix the bicycle,
See? AO: What'd you do? P: Bicycle was spelled wrong. AO: Huh? P: I'll explain it later. The below figure is a right angle triangle. Find Z?
AO: Well, that's easy, Z's right there. P: No no-- Whoa.
AO: Hey, I got it!
P: You did get it. Oh (stutters) Ok, I see, well, see? This is one of those games where
AO: Yeah? P: You think the answer's gonna be one thing
But it's actually another, ok. AO: Tricky, tricky. P: An organism, when in the morning, has four legs, when at noon it has two legs, and in
The evening has three legs. What is it? AO: A mutant chicken? P: No, I'm pretty sure it's not a mutant chicken. AO: I got it,
I got it, I got it. P: What?
It's a cow that got two legs chopped up, and then got a king, so they all those three legs at the end P: No.
No, no. AO: 'Cuz the king P: No. AO: C'mon!
P: No. you have to use the letters it gives you at the bottom. There's no cow, you can't spell cow. AO: Oh you
have to use the letters? OK
I got this. it's a "Thub". P: And I see you're not gonna be helpful. AO: What? I used the letters.
P: Well, you can't just spell anything. AO: Sure you can. "Thua"! P: No. AO: A "Thuba". P: No! It's like a Tuba, but it has more legs.
P: A tuba doesn't have any legs! AO: Oh, I got it, I got it. P: What? What is it? AO: "Bag".
P: You're just spelling thi- You can't just spell things! AO: Wait! Wait! I got it! I got it!
I got it! "Bat". P: Goh- When does a bat have four legs?! AO: When doesn't a bat have four legs?! (P groans)
No, I was all wrong before. It's "Tigba". P: I hate you so much right now.
Well, what about "Bat"? P: I told you. It's not "Bat"! AO: Fine! Then I know what it is. P: What? AO "Gun"! P: No!
A gun does not have legs! Oh my gosh! AO: Okay. How about "Guba"? (P groans)
AO: It's also like a Tuba, but it also has more legs. (P rages) Okay, okay. How about straight up "Tuba" then? (P rages more)
P: Okay, so, seriously, I think it's a metaphor. AO: Meta-huh? P: So, could we just try it? Okay.
AO: Hey, I got lots of "Humah". P: No, no, not "Humah". AO: Humah. (laughs) P: "Human"! Gaaah! AO: You got it wrong. Pear. P: Man, I thought that was it!
I thought I had it! I thought it was like a metaphor! And I-- AO: What'd you call me?
P: I said it's a metaphor. AO: LANGUAGE, PEAR. P: Oh, for crying out loud.
All right, that's it. I'm using him. I gotta use the-- the hint. I got to use up our cheats.
AO: Oh, no. P: "10 cheats required." Yes. AO: Pear, you're a cheater. P: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! AO; What? P: "HUMANBEING"?! AO: What? P: I PUT "HUMAN"! AO: Then, you were wrong, Pear.
P: No, I wasn't! I was totally right! It's just being super picky! AO: Sounds like a personal problem. P: Oh you shut it.
You shut the mouth. Zip the lip! (AO laughs) Okay. "Humanbei-- AO: "Humanbee"! P: No, no.
Not a "Humanbee". "HumanBEING"! AO: Wha- You don't like "HumanBEE"? That "stings". (AO laughs) P: I knew you were saying that. I knew it. Okay.
"What IQ question are you on?"
AO: It's like a rhetorical question? P: No (stutters) I don't think so. AO: Okay, "32"! P: No, we haven't answered 32 questions. AO: Feels like we have.
(P laughs)
P: That I agree with. AO: Okay, I got it. I got it.
I know the answer to this question. P: Yeah? AO: It's the answer to most questions actually. P: What? AO: It is: MOTORBOATING!
(AO flutters his lips)
P: Nope, stop-- would you quit it- okay. How many cheat-- oh, I don't have any-- AO: Come on Pear! Motroboat with me! P: No!
(AO flutters his lips more)
Seriously dude. What's the answer? AO: Sweaty Socks. (P groans)
Macaroni salad. (P sighs)
Justin Bieber riding a unicycle. P, sighs: No. Okay, I think it's 6, so, I'm gonna-- AO: Oh, what did you do?
P: Oh yep, I got it. AO: How? P: I got it. I tap the six of the corner
I got it. AO: Yeah! We've got past level one! Thanks to me. P: Not really. Okay, "Blow the candle out". AO: Okay.
(blowing sounds)
P: Go-- Stop blowing o-- St-- Dude!
(more blowing sounds)
OK, OK, WE GOT IT! (stutters) Jeez! AO, laughs: Yeah!
Got it! P: Yeah, you just have to blow in the microphone. Not me. Okay
What-- what-- what-- "what you get, AO: What you get? P: When you go uphill, and down hill and go across in the middle?"
What? AO: Me right. Not easy. P: Seriously. What the heck? Okay,
So, AO: What is it? P:Go uphill, then downhill, go across the middle, That's an "H". AO: No. P: Wha-- What th--? "H"!
AO: Pear, the answer is Downhill skiing. P: No. It's not. AO: Cross Country? P: No, it has nothing to do with skiing! AO: Sure it does. P: I got it.
I got it. It's "A". Yes! AO: You're-- you're an A. P: Okay ."Create a fire alarm". AO: With my mouth? P: No!
(AO imitates a buzzer)
Oh, god, stop it.
PLEEEEAAASE.
STOOP. STOP IIIIIIIIIIT!!
(AO laughs, P rages) AO: I made the best
fire alarm ever. P: No, you didn't. You just made the most annoying fire alarm ever. AO: That's debatable. P: How do you figure?
AO: Well, if could've been way more annoying. What if the fire alarm sounded like this?
(unconsious yelling) P: No. No!
(it keeps going.) OH, GOD! STOP.
STOP IT. (AO laughs)
That's it. I'm done. That's it for this episode. AO: Whaaaaat?
P: Thanks for watching everybody! AO: Pear? Pear? Where are you going? P: I'm leaving. AO: Come back! P: Nope. I'm leaving. AO: Don't run away from your feelings, Pear!
P: I'm not! I'm running away from your mouth! LA: What are you guys doing over here?
AO: Hey! Midget Apple! LA: Little Apple. AO: Anyways, you want to help me with this game? Um... Sure. Okay,
So "Create a fire alarm". AO: With my mouth? LA: Nah. I'm pretty sure that's not what it--
(AO's back at it) No, Stop It! STOP IT!
(The Annoying Fire Alarm.) LA, screams: STOP IIIIIT!!!!
(AO laughs)
AO: Hey! Stop being so impatient, Mr. Grumpy Grump! GET OUTTA HERE!
P: Man, there's a lot of mustaches in this game!
AO: Hey, Pear! I [mustache/must ask] you a question. P: No.
AO: What did the hipster think of his Soda Pop? P: NO.
AO: He thought it was [Soda/So de]licious!
(AO laughs, P bleughs) Hey, she doesn't have a mustache. P: Thank god. (CAPTIONED BY VHGCV)
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