Have you ever watched an anime and you were like: "Man, who the f*ck is this chick?
What crawled up her vagina this morning to make her this crabby, uptight b*tch?"
Well, I'm here to inform everyone of a horrible disease that hundreds of anime girls have to go through every year.
It's a disease that we see all too often and can cause an extreme pain, uncontrollable mood swings
And of course, a high tendency towards violence...
Their periods *ba-dum-tss*
What is this? The 1950's
Isn't this so funny?
Isn't this so funny?!
Isn't this so f*cking funny?
So yeah, today I'm gonna be talking about Tsundere's
Now, if you've never watched an anime before, you're probably sitting there thinking:
"Duuuuuuh, Gigguk. What exactly is a Tsundere?"
Well I'm glad you asked you uninformed little git.
This, this right here; this is what you're looking for.
Sometimes she can seem like she's unnecessarily violent and mean
And on the odd occasion, she can be sweet
That. My friends, is a Tsundere
Now, it's a common misconception that Tsundere's only exist in the anime world...
And I'm going to dispel that now, because I have a guaranteed test that will work 100% of the time
To tell if a girl that you know is Tsundere
So... ok, so here's the test. OK, so you go up to a girl. You go up to any girl. And you ask her:
"Hey girl. Are you a Tsundere?"
Now she's going to say either one of two things, ok: "Yes" or "No"
Now, if she says yes, then she just admitted to you that she's a Tsundere, you know, pretty obvious.
Ok, w-we'll get that out of the way. Now if she says "No", then obviously, she's not being true to her feelings
CLASSIC TSUNDERE TRAIT
And she's a f*cking TSUNDERE! See?! What did I tell you? Wh-what did I say?!
100% of the time... it-it works none of the time...
Many people are big fans of this character trait, and if you are one person who is unsure if they ever want to date a Tsundere
Then I recommend you ask yourself these questions:
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Do you cry yourself to sleep at night?
Do you ever feel like hurting yourself?
If you answered yes to any of those
Then... well... maybe you should like, just talk to a friend, or something. I mean tha-tha-that doesn't really sound too healthy
OR MAYBE
you just need some Tsundere lovin'
On second thought, that's probably a really bad idea
Now there are a few things you need to remember if you ever want a Tsundere.
As there are a few golden rules you need to understand going into this.
Rule 1: Tsundere's are NOT bitches, they're misunderstood
Now believe it or not, this is the most important rule of all, you know. Something you just need to remember
Because it actually comes from, like, an old Chinese proverb that I think Confusius said once
You know? J-just repeat after me again, you know? Tsundere's are NOT bitches, they're misunderstood.
See, to a lot of you it may just look like they have severe bipolar disorder, 'cause you know...
You can be the nicest guy to them and then they can just turn around and punch you in the face
And you can buy her this really nice ring, and she likes it, and she takes it but...
Then she decides she wants to get with your best mate: Jason. 'Cause, you know, she just pretended...
To care about you. And she just wanted you to buy her stuff...
And she's a FUCKING BITCH
It's fine, I'm-I'm-I'm fine. It's all good. I mean, they're not real. It's all made up
They're NOT bitches
It's all in good fun. I don't even care anymore
Fuck you Vanessa
What I mean to say is, on the surface it may seem like these people are self-entitled bitches
But you have to remember that for a lot of the time, something made them this way.
Perhaps it was someone or something that hurt them along the way, so they just built up this huge wall around them...
And they're just waiting for the right person to break them outta their shell
And that's the great thing about dating a Tsundere, cause you have to learn to have the patience of a Buddhist monk
It's a true test of character, you know? I mean, just fuck Jesus and his
"Punch me in my cheek" bullshit
The true test of spirit lies with Tsundere's. 'Cause as Buddha once said:
"Tsundere's are NOT bitches, they are misunderstood."
I am one with this feeling. I will not let this anger bother me
Rule 2: Twin tails are Tsun tails
Now, I don't know why this is, but for some reason, in the anime world...
If you are in possession of two pig tails on the side of your head, then it means that either...
A: She's underage.
B: She's a Tsundere
or C: She's underage AND a Tsundere
Now ladies. Don't think that Tsundere's are limited to just females either.
There are plenty of male Tsundere's out there, but you know, you don't see any of the guys hitting the girls
The same way that you see Tsundere girls hitting guys
See. This- this is exactly why we need feminism. It's so that Tsundere guys...
It's so that guys... It-it's so that guys can hit women without needing to worry
Wait... what?
Rule 3: Behind every door is a Tsundere waiting to beat the shit out of you.
This one is more of a safety warning than anything, but if you're ever in an unfamiliar place and open a door,
You better bet there's a bunch of half-naked girls standing on the opposite side of the door...
Ready to punch your face off cause they think you're some kind of pervert or something.
Yeah! What the fuck do they know? Amirite lads?
Of course not every girl in there will be a Tsundere
But you can bet that the first girl in there to come running and hit you smack dab on your jaw...
TSUNDERE
Now there can be just one Tsundere gunning for your ass, or there could be many.
It's a little known fact for what the word for a group of Tsundere is...
So here, lemme enlighten you budding young viewers with some stimulating Tsundere knowledge
that you can amaze your friends with at your next dinner party.
So, as we all know, the singular form is Tsundere,
The plural form is Tsunami-dere
Which directly translates to:
A fucking nightmare.
Rule number 4: Not all Tsundere's are worth it
Now this is a tie-in with the first rule. Remember how I said "Tsundere's are not bitches, but they're misunderstood"?
Well... Fuck that rule. Some of them are bitches.
And the technical term for those ones is "TRASH"
Not everyone can be a Tsundere God by merely mentioning that you're a fucking B-b-baka
And she doesn't like you or some shit.
So a careful man will have to separate the women from the girls...
The girls from the children...
The children from the sexual predator conviction... Ok, you get the point.
Let's take Asuka. She seems mean and angry, but she went through some pretty tough shit as a kid.
Senjougahara? She's a sarcastic c*nt, but she'll risk her life for you.
Compare that to this girl, who's this girl? I don't even know her name. Why is she a bitch? Who knows? What will she ever do for you?
And then there's Asuna... I mean, you saved the entire virtual world for her and how does she thank you?
She fucking dead fish's you for half a season.
Get fucked!
So to help you determine what is and isn't a good Tsundere,
Here are my Top 5 Tsundere's for reference:
Uhhh... Number 5 is of course the classic Asuka from Evangelion,
I mean, who doesn't have her on their list.
Uhhh... Number 4 is Holo from uhhh Spice and Wolf,
Not a full Tsundere, I know, but, you know, still God-Tier.
Uhhh... Number 3 is my air conditioning unit. I can't remember what anime she's from though...
But you know, she can be pretty fucking cold to me sometimes
Number 2 is, if you know, is uhhh, Bernie Sanders. He doesn't really seem interested in me unless I'm talking about my student loans...
But, h-he really does care.
And of course the Number 1 Tsundere of all time is
Donald Trump.
*wheeze* It was... that was a joke guys. It was a joke. I was kidding, I was kidding...
You should see your faces. The person I obviously meant was
Hitler
Rule number 5: It's all worth it for dat blush
See, If you get past all that, if you can finally break down that tough, harsh exterior
to see the boner inducing satisfaction of that blush that shows that they really do care about you,
No matter how much they deny it.
See, this fucking guy knows
*Really bad laugh*
Just remember that it was all worth it in the first place.
So, can we just take a quick minute to appreciate that moment...
*1812 Overture*
Oh God! What have I done with my life?
And that's it! That's literally everything you need to know about Tsundere's,
So remember. If you should take anything from this video, just repeat after me:
Tsundere's are NOT misunderstood, they are bitches...
WAIT! F*CK!
Hey guys, before you go, I do have a few quick updates:
Firstly, I did release a new video in my "How 2 Unbox" series
but for some reason Youtube decided that it didn't want to put it on anyone's subscription feeds,
so... Thanks Youtube.
For anyone who wasn't informed and wants to watch it, just click on the link on the side here.
Here's a clip for those of you who haven't seen.
"Just gotta be ready to open anything up for people to see,
you see? Look. So...
Oh! you see here
look, see, there is an Imari cosplay
Secondly, I wanted to get 'anime a minute' out now actually
But I'm painfully finding out that I can write much faster than I can edit
Anyone who done abridging before knows that it take a fuck ton more work than your usual review
Since I have to direct voice actors and actresses
and editing those fucking lip flaps
So at the moment it's looking more like a6 weeks schedule
Unless I completely drop all the other videos I work on
Which I'm sure you guys don't want me to do
Or maybe in the future I am able to afford an editor to soften the load
Fingers cross
And lastly, this is another series that I starting up that had a lot of fun with and a lot easier produce
So if you want to see the next ultimate anime guide when it's out just click the link here.
Anyway, that's all I have to say for now
I hope you guys enjoy the video
I've been Gigguk, and I'll see you all next time