[Adam] Eeeyy!
[Mark] Eeeeeyy!
[Mark] Are they fucking?
[Adam] Who? Jessie and James?
[Mark] Yeah! I don't know--
[Adam] I think James is... of 'the other persuasion'.
[Mark] Yeah? [Adam] I think James is... of 'the other persuasion'.
[Adam] I think James is... of 'the other persuasion'.
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] 'The other persuasion'!
[Adam] There's an episode where he grows boobs.
[Mark] Yeah...
[Adam] I think he's 'on a different team'.
[Mark] I mean...
[Adam] He's on 'Team Rocket', if you know what I mean.
[Mark] I used to cross-dress in high school. [Adam] He's on 'Team Rocket', if you know what I mean.
[Adam] Get it? 'Team Rocket'?
[Mark] Ohh, fucking Christ...
[Mark] Jesus Christ!
[clip] the water flowers Of cerulean city!
[Mark] Oh no...
[Adam] 'Of' is not supposed to be capitalized, but...
[Mark] (laughs)
[clip] Aahhh! It's a great day to just enjoy the sunshine!
[Mark] "Aahhh! No Misty! Finally!"
[clip] Hey! Wait a minute!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] "Oh fuck!"
[Adam] It's cause she doesn't have her bicycle.
[clip] Nobody here!
[Adam] (exhausted sigh) [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] This is the scariest nightmare I've ever had of somebody breaking into my house:
[Mark] These three rapists!
[Mark] Look at Meowth!
[Mark] He's constantly got, like, those dinosaur-arms!
[clip] Just what we need to get just what we want!
[clip] Pokémon!
[Adam] Yes!... [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] Why don't you catch them?! [Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] It seems like-- [Mark] If Ash--
[Adam] It seems like more effort to try and steal them from other trainers, than just catch them in the wild, right?
[Mark] (laughs) [Adam] It seems like more effort to try and steal them from other trainers, than just catch them in the wild, right?
[Adam] What-- What im--
[Adam] What makes the pokémon that other people already have so much more valuable?
[clip] Some burglars broke into that store last night.
[Mark] "A bwurglerr?!"
[clip] They didn't take any money. Just a massive vacuum and a giant hose!
[Adam] Oh... They're gonna suck up all the pokémon...
[Mark] (giggles) [Adam] Or something...
[Mark] So fucking stupid!
[clip] There it is!
[Adam] "A dewgong!"
[Adam] (chuckles)
[Mark] "UUUUUURH!!"
[Adam] (laughs) [Mark] "UUUUUURH!!"
[Mark] "I WANNA FUCK 'ER!"
[Mark] Oh man...
[Adam] Ahh!
[Mark] "Hey Pikachu, why are your jeans gettin' so tight?"
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] The picture of that carp!
[clip] The three of us are the gym trainers!
[Mark?] (dinosaur noise) [clip] The three of us are the gym trainers!
[Mark?] (dinosaur noise) [clip] We're 'The Sensational Sisters'!
[clip] We're 'The Sensational Sisters'!
[Adam] "I'm Sailor Mercury!"
[clip] Huh?!
[Mark] Look at Pikachu...
[Adam] Ah! [Mark] 'The fuck is going on?
[Mark] 'The fuck is going on?
[Adam] Yeah...
[clip] This is the only one left...
[Mark] "And he's retarded!"
[Adam] Yep!
[Mark] (laughs) [Adam] It's a goldeen.
[Adam] Is that the same shot as when Misty... threw...?
[Mark] Almost! [Adam] Is that the same shot as when Misty... threw...?
[Adam] I wonder...
[Mark] They must have used the same cel.
[Mark] Oh my god!
[Adam] Eww! [Mark] It's by Rose(?)
[clip] A cascade badge!
[clip] This is what you want, right?
[Adam] "Yes!" [clip] You can have it!
[clip] You can have it!
[Mark] Oh my god! This is so fucking easy! Take it!
[clip] I'd rather earn my badges... [Mark] Oh my god! This is so fucking easy! Take it!
[clip] I'd rather earn my badges...
[Adam] No!
[Mark] You didn't earn your last one you idiot!!
[Adam] You didn't even earn your caterpie, you just threw a ball at it...
[Adam] You didn't even earn your pokémon, you showed up late, and he gave you a spare!
[Mark] (laughs) [Adam] You didn't even earn your pokémon, you showed up late, and he gave you a spare!
[Adam] You didn't even earn your pokémon, you showed up late, and he gave you a spare!
[clip] Hold it right there! [Adam] You didn't even earn your pokémon, you showed up late, and he gave you a spare!
[clip] Hold it right there!
[clip] Misty?!
[clip] Who's that pokémon?
[Adam] Oh, I wonder.
[Mark] Oh my god, it's Seal!
[Adam] Ohh.
♫ My power, my passion, my pain ♫
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[Mark] "It's ladies night!"
[Adam] 'Just throws a pokéball at her, and she falls into the water, like; "you win!"
[Mark] (snickers) [Adam] 'Just throws a pokéball at her, and she falls into the water, like; "you win!"
[clip] If you want that cascade badge, you're gonna have to beat me!
[Mark] Ash gets pleasure in beating women. You heard it here first, folks!
[Mark] Call the press!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] Wow! [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] He almost fucking murdered him!
[clip] --what are you doing?!
[Adam] "I can't swim..."
[clip] Are you saying you don't wanna battle with Misty?
[clip] Thanks a lot, Pikachu...
[Adam] "Disobeying me."
[Mark] Sexist! Really.
[Adam] I think Pikachu's a white knight.
[Mark] Uuhh!
[Adam] Pikachu just wants to get laid.
[clip] Misty calls Staryu!
[clip] Heah!
[Adam] "HEYAAHH!!"
[Mark] "HEYARGH!!"
[clip] AARCH!
[Adam] (laughs)
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Adam] That's not your name! [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] It's a 'HEYARGH'!
[Adam] Gross!
[Mark] Uughh! [Adam] Right on his dick!
[Adam] "Aaaahh!" [Mark] Oh my g--
[Mark] OH MY GOD!
[Adam] "Help!" [Mark] OH MY GOD!
[Mark] I wish!
[Mark] "Ooops! Sorwy!"
[clip] Oh no! Staryu looks like it's in real pain!
[Adam] (laughs) [clip] Oh no! Staryu looks like it's in real pain!
[Adam] (laughs) [clip] It doesn't even have a face! How can you tell?!
[clip] It doesn't even have a face! How can you tell?!
[clip] Because--
[Adam] "I'm a girl!"
[clip] Heah!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] What? [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] He's always so excited!
[Mark] "EEEERRGH!!"
[Mark] "Ow!" [Adam] Why don't you just fly even higher?
[Adam] Why don't you just fly even higher?
[Adam] (laughs)
[Mark] Oooohhh! [Adam] (laughs)
[Mark] Oooohhh! [Adam] It's gonna die!
[Mark] "Ooops!"
[Mark] "I'm dead!"
[clip] Huuuhh~!
[Mark] "UUHHHHH!" [Adam] "Uuuuuuhhh~~!"
[Mark] If you get these two simultaneously together, does it just sound like they're fucking?
(...Why did you do this, Mark?)
[clip] Give it a gust, to blow it away!
[Adam] "Fuck youuuu!"
[Mark] "Oops!"
[Mark] "Sorwy!"
[Adam] "OOOOOORHHH!!"
[Adam] "Seal!"
[Mark] Oohh! I cou--
[Mark] I didn't see this coming...
[clip] To denounce the evils of truth and love.
[Mark] (exhausted sigh)
[Mark] Every time...
[Adam] I-- You know what'd be, like, actually awful?
[Adam] Is being these voice actors and saying that every single day.
[clip] (dat acting)
[Mark] "Oh no! They're stealing out water!"
[Adam] "OOooOOoohh!!" [Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] "OOooOOoohh!!" [Mark] "Not Seel!"
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] My favorite character!!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Adam] How did this happen?! [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] There's nothing that could have pulled him in!
[Adam] Gotta raise the steaks! [Mark] There's nothing that could have pulled him in!
[Adam] You just killed Seel, Pikachu...
[Adam] Seel's dead...
[clip] It's times like these that make me wanna go straight...
[Adam] See?!
[Adam] I was right! [Mark] THERE'S THE PROOF!!
[Mark] THERE'S THE PROOF!!
[Adam] I was right! [Mark] THERE'S THE PROOF!!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] (laughs)
[Adam] Where were you planning on...
[Adam] Like... If it was just feeding out the other side, then...
[Mark] Yeah...
[clip] Oh no!
[clip] Pikachu!
[Adam] I don't know what you're planning on doing... [Mark] Oh no! He'll just be safely sucked out the other side, like Seel was!
[Mark] Oh no! He'll just be safely sucked out the other side, like Seel was!
[Adam] Yeah, like...
[Mark] We need... danger!
[Adam] He's fine. [Mark] We need... danger!
[Mark] We need... danger!
[Adam] What's... what's the--?
[Adam] Ahh!
[Adam] What?!
[Mark] What is actually fucking happenin--
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] Why is he so small now?! [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] This is so stupid!
[Mark?] (retarded seal noise)
[Adam] I can see why this episode is so forgettable...
[Mark] Yeah.
[Adam] Cause I know I've seen it. I just didn't remember any of it...
[clip] Hahh, I'll take it!
[Adam] "I didn't really earn it this time either, but... I'll take it."
[clip] You might as well be good at something, cause you'll never be stars like us!
[Adam] Ooooh! [clip] You might as well be good at something, cause you'll never be stars like us!
[clip] You might as well be good at something, cause you'll never be stars like us!
[Mark] Pussy~! [clip] You might as well be good at something, cause you'll never be stars like us!
[Mark] Pussy~! [clip] You keep that up, and you'll be SEEING stars!
[clip] You keep that up, and you'll be SEEING stars!
[clip] BAZINGA!
[clip] Ash! Hey, man!
[Adam] Ohh! [clip] Yo, Brocko!
[clip] Yo, Brocko!
[Adam] Woahh!! 'Brocko'! [clip] How'd it go?
[clip] See for yourself!
[clip] Cool, let's go! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[Adam] AHH!! [Mark] "I don't give a shit. let's get the fuck outta here!"
[Mark] "I don't give a shit. let's get the fuck outta here!"
[Adam] (laughs) [Mark] "I don't give a shit. let's get the fuck outta here!"
[Adam] "Did you earn it?" [Mark] "I'm in dee--"
[Adam] "No!" [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] "I'm in deep with the local mob! Let's go!"
[Adam] This was definitely a write-off episode.
[Mark] It was.
[Adam] They definitely did not care.
[Mark] I'm not impressed.