I'm not sure if you heard, but Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
has a new show coming to NBC called The Titan Games.
And I don't know where he got the idea,
but I can only assume it's because he
loved my show Game of Games.
I don't know.
The Titan Games is a new competition show
that challenges everyday people to become titans.
So when I heard this, I knew there was only
one titan in my life that I could send to check it out.
My Executive Producer, Average Andy.
[LAUGHTER]
Please enjoy.
[CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
He's an executive producer on the Ellen show.
He works hard every day.
[LAUGHTER]
He's super duper awesome at what he does,
but he's average in every other way.
Hey everybody, Dwayne Johnson here, also known as "The Rock",
La Roca to the Spanish, right.
Box office heavyweight, they say, box office king.
Yeah.
Again, I don't brag.
Star of the hit television show Ballers.
Sexiest man alive.
Host and creator of the biggest, baddest athletic competition
show ever on television, called The Titan Games.
And I'm Andy.
[LAUGHTER]
Well thanks for having me here on Titans.
Are you nervous?
Yeah.
I'm now-- 'cause fitness really isn't my thing.
Really?
I couldn't tell.
Are you ready to do this?
Oh yeah.
All right, great.
All right.
Yeah.
Looks like a circus.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BEEP] never ends for me.
It never ends.
Jesus.
What was that?
Hey.
How you doing, I'm Andy.
How's it going, man?
You're apparently going to get to roll
on this bad boy over here.
I don't even know what this is, exactly.
This is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's master creation.
[BANG]
You OK?
OK.
No, I'm good.
With every--
[BANG]
Is there are a lot of that?
Uh ye-- no, a lot of clanging and banging--
Oh.
I get--
You know what I mean?
I get jumpy.
[BANGS]
So it's just going to keep going,
this is going to be a long [BEEP] day.
You're going to push this here, OK.
Then you hit the rollers.
And you're going from one roller to the next?
Exactly.
You're going to jump--
I'll probably get dirty.
Onto the right.
And then, up there, on top of the slide.
And then you just slide?
Then you just slide down.
You got it, dude.
Literally my back hurts from going up the stairs.
This isn't going to go great.
Do you feel safer, more secure with all of that on?
Not really.
No?
Just stupid.
I'm not kidding, I'm exhausted from putting on the outfit.
It's tight, it's not flattering.
It was the one thing I asked, is this
going to be flattering to me, and they were
like, no it's really loose.
One woman and one man will be crowned Titan Champion.
You're one of the competitors, right?
Yes sir.
Me too.
Also I'm an amateur bodybuilder as well.
Trying
Me too.
Trying to come through.
I see it.
Yeah.
Let me see your double biceps.
Double biceps?
Double biceps.
There you go.
Yeah.
I did a lot of protein shakes today.
You did?
Yeah.
I ate really clean.
I didn't.
I had a grilled cheese and Kit Kats.
[LAUGHTER]
Every challenge these competitors will face
is inspired by the workouts that have fueled me.
You should have "Rocky" music.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm [BEEP] panicked.
From the Ellen show, let's give it up
for Executive Producer, the one, the only, Average Andy.
[CHEERING]
Is that it?
All right, welcome.
You're going to do your best to compete,
and conquer Mount Olympus.
Right.
My muscles can't even hold up my elbow pads.
[LAUGHS]
All right, here we go.
Are you ready Andy?
I'm ready to disappoint a lot of people.
A lot of [INAUDIBLE].
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy.
Stop.
Stop it.
Come on.
Go.
OK.
Average Andy against Mount Olympus.
Oof.
OK, so I told Andy not to go after the wall.
And he did just that, God bless him.
He decided to go around the side.
And now he's--
That was a hard pass.
Yeah.
Hard pass on that one.
Oh [BEEP].
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
OK, all right, so he's opting not to do the first wall.
I could have sworn he-- oh Andy!
Whoa.
Andy's moving the second wall!
Look at the power of this guy from New York City.
18 Daytime Emmys it don't matter.
[BEEP] it.
This is the one I'm excited for, the barrels.
Oh god, he fell.
Ooh.
OK.
He's not as excited as I am.
Yeah, no, not at all.
But he has to have zen and balance.
He's giving it the old college try, that's what matters.
[CHEERING]
Kind of melts over the barrel there.
Gathering himself.
You don't want to use up all the energy right away.
[MUSIC PLAYING, CHEERING]
Come on, Andy.
Does it hurt?
And look at him now.
He is sliding--
Oh, gee.
Down Mount Olympus, Leo.
Ooh.
Luckily for him, doesn't go face first into that wall.
And I have to say, at this point, a remarkably--
OK.
Average performance for Average Andy.
But he's doing it, man.
Average Andy looking more like Awesome Andy.
There you go, come on.
He's doing it.
He slides down.
Oh, the grace, the poise.
Get that key.
There we go.
It's heavy, it's very heavy.
You got it, buddy.
Put it right here.
This is it!
Moments away.
Then turn it.
Turn it.
He does it!
The most average Titan performance ever.
Congratulations, you have conquered, well, not quite sure
conquered is the right word.
But you did amazing on Mount Olympus.
Yeah.
Congratulations Andy.
Thank you.
[CHEERING]
He's done.
Thanks, Ellen.
Holy [BEEP] am I out of shape.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
He's average in every other way.
[CHEERING]
Wonderful, that's wonderful Andy.
So good.
So very proud of my little titan.
[LAUGHS]
All right, The Titan Game premieres January 3,
and my brand new season of Game of Games premieres January 8th.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel,
so you can see more awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared,
or saying embarrassing things like ball peen hammer, and also
some videos of Ellen and other celebrities.
If you're into that sort of thing.
[SHOUTS]
[BEEP]
God [BEEP].