Good times man
good times in South Africa we’re back
I have been gone for 2 years what the hell have you people done with the place
what on earth have you done with the place
shit is upside down
Julius is skinny people
don’t laugh what happened to my Ju-Ju
what happened to my Ju-Ju I felt like a mum
seeing her child skinny
woo Julius and then?
what happened?
did they take your land and your stomach?
oh no my baby
guys what happened to Julius Malema?
when I saw him I honestly didn’t know who it was
I saw this young and slender guy
thin face but the same voice
we are going.. Now the face doesn’t match the voice anymore
it’s almost like he is a ventriloquist of himself
we are going to fight keep fighting
he is super skinny now man
like I am waiting for him to be on the cover of Mens Health Magazine
telling us how he lost the weight
Julius posing with a six pack
they have one of those sexual headlines
how to EFF your lady right
ten steps to get a body like Ju-Ju
he is selling DVD’s making money
struggle aerobics you can be just like me
I don’t think that Julius even knew this was going to be his life
starting in the ANC in a position that is powerful
you’re at the top at the top of the food chain
as soon as you switch to an opposition party you have to fight
you spend all of your time fighting
Julius wasn’t ready for that, he didn’t even realize how rowed up his supporters were
everyday he was there
the EFF is going to fight
are you ready? We are ready!
what do you want to do? We want to march!
Yes! Where are we marching to?
To Pretoria! Wow, wow, wow
Why don’t we get an Uber guys?
Pretoria hey, hey, hey
what a stressful life poor Julius man
from tender to slender.
I miss it, I watch parliament again
I went straight into it, watching the vote of no confidence.
I was so stressed
I don’t know about you but I was so stressed
I was like please, please please don’t let Zuma go please
don’t let Zuma go my jokes
all of my jokes please, please.
I know I have got Donald Trump but it’s not the same guys
I want Trump and I want Zuma in my life I want balance
because you see the thing is like South African politicians
they are crazy and they are fun but they are benign
they are not dangerous it’s just fun and games
I’m gonna watch Julius his going to be there getting his vote of no confidence
busy causing all sorts of chaos. I love watching that
I watch that all the time in America
I don’t think you understand and I don’t know how to explain it to Americans
but it’s so much fun.
it’s just Julius up there causing chaos every single day
we are here today again we are going to vote out a criminal
Guys are there out of
point of order! point of order!
point of order honorable Malema! point of order!
you cant say that! retract!
Okay I don’t want to get kicked out I retract
I am here because we want to kick out a crook
honorable Malema retract! Retract that honorable Malema!
retract it immediately!
I retract
honorable Malema!
honorable Malema retract!
retract unconditionally!
Okay, I retract unconditionally
here’s my question. why do they have to keep calling the person honorable
when they keep doing crazy shit?
there’s people punching and fighting in Parliament
honorable member! honorable member stop punching!
honorable member don’t swear!
is that the rule you have to say honorable member for whatever it is?
a minister can be there shitting on top of the table
honorable member stop pooping!
stop pooping on the table! Honorable member!
retract that fesses now!
honorable member retract that fesses immediately!
retract that fesses immediately please!
I retract unconditionally.
I miss it so much
I enjoy it so much
I mean there's people that ask me all the time, they are like
"Trevor, I mean Donald Trump
are you serious, he is crazy the way you are telling us
people say that to me all the time
and by the way, can I just say
I appreciate every single one of you
that watches the daily show in South Africa
I appreciate that.
you are one of the biggest parts of my success.
People didn’t believe it, people didn’t expect it.
they didn’t even know, they where shocked.
South Africa is the number one largest market of Daily Show viewers
outside of the United States.
Americans didn’t know what hit them, they are like
Trevor I don’t know if this is real
but apparently there are like millions of people watching
in South Africa, does that look right to you?
I was like, what does that mean?
No I mean like, do people have that many T.v's?
is that like a..
Do you guys have t.v's?
T.v's? We have DStv
We have Dstv Catch up.
Full bouquet.
*Lauging*
You don’t understand how many stupid questions I still get people asking me
"So Trevor, coming from Africa is it like different for you
is it like totally different?
do you guys have like animals in the streets running around?
I was like, Guys we don’t have animals
come on man, what do you take us for?
and then a few weeks after I had that fight
South Africa
you guys come and hold me back
just after I fought with people
telling them there are no animals in the streets.
I see an Headline from the Sunday Times
Zebra blocking traffic on the N1 highway.
Now I have to go back.
Okay, you see. Sometimes...
but not always, sometimes
there is animals, but not always.