this is the best day of my life
hey folks my entire life i've wanted to have a mustache but for some reason i cannot grow one
so i bought a bunch of fake ones and i'm gonna
give them some kids and we're gonna talk all about mustaches let's do it
say some mustache phrases in doubt pull the mustache out right here you don't want to get
between me and my mustache so what type of people have mustaches old-fashioned
all our passive people have mustaches is there a nice mustache you have uh why thank you uh should
we go to on our horsebacks into town yes don't mind if i do tell me all about what your life
has been like with your mustache it's been safe anything you want to say about mustaches to the
people of the world i feel old and i feel like i can't even jump oh always make sure you shave
cowboys have mustaches italians have mustaches my dad has a mustache women can also have
very very nice mustaches they're not just football i think my favorite type is like the swirly kind
oh like a handlebar mustache yeah do you want a mustache right now sure how do you feel i
look beautiful like you look pretty great in that mustache do you feel good yeah what do you want to
say to people who are trying to grow a mustache have fun have fun it's gonna be a wild ride
this is the best day of my life thank you julian hey i give mustaches to the kids that's what i
do do you feel free yeah do you feel liberated yeah do you feel in charge yeah i am here and i
have a mustache mustache rolled what is mustache world a place where there's a lot of mustaches
look at all the mustaches flying by what's that one called it's called the master's
tree what's that called uh the mustache restaurant and it also has mushad bikes
what i'm the mayor of mustache rolls your facial hair isn't there oh really it's not there yet it's
not there yet what does it have to take to get there you have to shave all of the of the beard
and leave the mustache make a good impression on girls what's like a good pickup line with
your mustache hello ladies like my mustache it's all mine try to impress them by flexing
it's depending on the mustache if you have a good mustache
then you have a pretty good chance of getting on at least one day this mustache will get me
about 100 dates what do you think how many dates will this mustache get me around three
in my entire life probably mustache so how do you feel about mustaches great
can we talk about your mustache sure what's going on i might have a dog and i might not
okay i might feed my dog my mustache why would you feed your dog your mustache
well actually i would like put it on him then he would have a mustache
what is a mustache it goes right there and then it spreads all over your face and go do you feel like
i i have a good mustache this mustache looks bad well you don't even have one because i'm not old
enough for one how old do you have to be to have a mustache 12. hello hello how do you feel good
do you feel horrible i hate this they are gross and stinky they're hairy and i never want one
i have finally reached my full mustache potential how do i look
will this mustache help me get dates probably a little more than your old one yes
if you have a good mustache you will always get a good girl i'm going to put it
yeah double mustache mode how do you feel with two mustaches uh great hey are we
best friends right now yeah yeah i think so too mustache high five uh kid you gotta get
a mustache it's amazing i want a third of mustache let's give it to you my guy i'm gonna put it here
how do you feel uh i feel so so good give mustaches a chance please please we're we're
begging you we need to be nice to people with mustaches you think people are really mean about
mustaches they haven't tried it out before and they probably have a sad life and they don't
get to do anything so i think that's why oh i'm happy for people who have mustaches do you want
one yourself uh i don't know yet you want to try it out right now yes please how do you feel i love
it i look good what do you think about mustaches i want a mustache you want a mustache i guess
what just happened now i have a mustache whoa i guess that happens when you get one people with
mustaches are evil why because now i'm gonna become a millionaire and take over the world
can you use your mustache powers on me wave your hands in the air like you just don't care
see that's how you control people with mustaches italian has the best mustaches
they really do they just know how to grow them thank you italians for making the perfect mustache
you guys did it good pizza and stashes you want to put on a mustache yes all right here
you go here's your mustache how's it feel feels hairy you want to go show the camera
here's my mustache mustache
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