- Sh, you just startled me, that's all.
- I don't feel drunk at all, so...
(smooth jazz music)
(both groan)
- It smells like dog food.
- All right, bottoms up, assholes down. (glasses clink)
(both scoff and gag)
(coughs and gags)
- OK, I mean, not good.
- It was pretty good.
- You didn't feel like, protein in that, or something?
- Yeah, I think there's dog food in this.
- Bacon, it's bacon vodka.
- Bacon?
Oh, hell yeah.
- [Woman] Ah. - [Man] This is not
bacon, bacon is delicious.
- America would do this, America
would do bacon flavored vodka.
- Bacon soda.
- Oh. (both chuckle)
- This one has stuff floating in it.
- This could be vomit.
- Thanks.
- [Man] Of course. - [Man] Yeah,
because shots need to be stirred.
- I have a Christmas feeling when I smell it.
(toasts in foreign language) (glasses clink)
- Ah, shit!
(man gags)
- No, not Christmas.
(bleeps) (thuds)
- (bleeps) you!
- It's a macaroni and, this is not OK.
- Get away from me.
- This is the best day of my life.
- This is initiation, like haze your friends shit.
- Like I dare you, bra. (laughs)
What do we got in the pantry, what do we got?
I bet you won't.
- [Man] And we did. - [Woman] We did.
(smooth jazz music)
- Oh, is this an egg?
- [Man] There's the egg. - [Woman] I'm so excited!
- But like, from which animal, is what I'm asking?
- I didn't think it was going to be an actual egg,
I thought it was gonna be like eggnog.
- Like yo, I want a shot of gin,
but put a (bleeps) egg in it so I get my protein.
- To the unborn.
(glasses thud) - (bleeps) no.
(whimpers)
(grunts)
- I'm going to get my emergency crackers.
- I bit and swallowed.
- But we determined that's not
what you do. - [Woman] I can't swallow.
- I threw it back, alcohol went down and the egg stayed.
- This one could have used some sriracha.
- That sobered me the (bleep) up.
- Last one of the night, it was nice knowing you.
- It was nice knowing you.
- All right, all right.
- I'm smelling the alcohol part for sure,
I'm also smelling like, the emotions
that come with drinking alcohol with this.
- God, it smells. (whoops)
- I've been training my whole life for this.
- New regrets.
(whining)
- You did a, that was a valiant effort.
- I waited too long.
- What is happening in my mouth right now?
- Is that the curdling?
It must be.
- I feel like there is one hair on my chest
growing out right now. (chuckles)
- Don't do that with your tongue.
- Here look, you can see that.
- [Man] Oh, that's disgusting! - [Woman] That is what my
whole mouth is covered in right now.
- This was the most pleasant one.
- (bleeps) you! (both laugh)
(smooth jazz music)
- And for all the parents watching,
please, if you need to scare your kids into
not drinking, or drinking responsibly...
- Show 'em this.
- [Man] Show 'em this.
- I am never gonna be the same.
- Hi.
- Oh, hey guys.
Sarah?
- [Sarah] Huh? - [Woman] Up here.
- We made a series.
- It's coming out November 18th.
- Please watch it.
- Get it here.
- [All] Here, over there.
- You got it.
I think they got it.
OK, I'm out. - [Woman] If you look in the
area, then you can see it. - [Women] Bye-bye.
- It will be released 2015, November.
- [Women] Trisha! OK.