[music playing]
Patrick!
SpongeBob!
I'm glad you passed the test. I'm glad you have a license.
And to prove it, I made you this: Pals 4 Ever.
Let's put it on your boat mobile, buddy.
Oh, I don't have
- the boat mobile anymore. - What?
It stopped working so I threw it away.
The needle was on E
and I figured that must mean end.
Oh, then what do we do with this?
- How's that? - Yeah!
Ready, buddy?
Ready, pal.
[making car noises]
Woo! Woo!
[hiccuping]
[burping]
[laughing]
Hey, SpongeBob. Wanna go jellyfishing?
Sorry, Patrick. I can't. I have school today.
What am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?
I don't know. What do you normally do when I'm gone?
Wait for you to get back.
Wait a second, Patrick.
Why don't you come to school with me?
Hey, that's a great idea.
You and me in school together as classmates. Think about it.
Wow.
Nice try, burglar.
But SpongeBob's my best friend.
And he'd never steal from me.
No, really Patrick! Look!
[gasping]
♪ It's the best friends forever Best friends forever ring ♪
Our friendship ring.
It is you.
How could you do this? [crying]
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't looked inside.
That's it, SpongeBob! You have crossed the line!
As of right now, this friendship is over!
[gasping] Really?
Nah, you can look inside if you really want to.
Okay, you're good to go.
[grunting]
It's all yours.
This one's for all the marbles.
I thought we weren't betting.
Well, I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game.
[mumbling]
What's going on here?
[screaming]
Meow.
- Hole in one! - Hole in one!
Good morning.
Sorry, we woke you.
Wha-wha.
Hey, pal.
Rematch next Saturday?
Rain or shine, SpongeBob. Rain or shine.
You're setting us free?
Well, actually, I'm just going to eat you.
See you at dinner.
[screaming]
Wait. I have an idea.
Really? What is it?
Let's leave!
But the door is locked and the only way out
is through the... perfume department.
Let's do it.
[panting]
[spraying]
[panting]
[spraying]
[spraying and coughing]
[spraying]
[groaning]
I always hate going in there.
Yeah.
Alright, remember, guys, this is an intervention.
So we need to make sure that above all,
SpongeBob knows how much we all care about him.
Why don't we just destroy him and get it over with?
Here, here.
You leave my best friend alone!
[Plankton and Squidward] It was just a suggestion!
Patrick, I want you to take this to remember me by.
You're giving me Ol' Reliable?
[crying]
I accept your apology!
Oh, come here, you big lug! [crying]
Aww.
They do this all the time. I'm serious.
I-- ugh, never mind.
I'm staying in Bikini Bottom!
[passengers] Hooray!
You wanna go jellyfishing? I just got a new net.
So did I.
My best friend made it for me.
[everyone] Whee!
[laughing]
What a surprise.
I invited them in and I left them alone.
Well, Squidward. What have we learned today?
Guess what Squidward.
Me and SpongeBob are friends again.
Great. Go be friends somewhere else.
Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?
No! Out!
Psst. I think he's jealous.
How pathetic.
Where's your best friend now, SpongeBob?
Well, according to this t-shirt,
it says my best friend is right here.
[laughing]
How 'bout now?
Right by my side.
[laughing]
Wow. Clothing that announces our feelings for each other.
[sniffling] Let's get 'em, Patrick.
Oh, buddy, let's never forget this lesson.
And let's also not forget
who's going to clean this place up.
[SpongeBob] Ew.
Better get started.
You've got a lot of work to do.
Bet I can clean up faster than you.
Oh, yeah? Bet ya can't.
- Yes, I can. - No, I can.
- Oh, I can! - I can! Me!
Look at this!
Here Patrick, have a Krabby Patty.
There he is, Patrick. Say your line.
Why thank you, Sandy. I would love one.
Take patty.
Too bad SpongeBob isn't here.
These are his favorites. I sure wish he'd come home.
Take bite.
I can't do it! SpongeBob, come back!
Patrick, I'm not coming home.
I miss you! Sandy misses you!
Even Squidward misses you!
Whee! [laughing, humming]
I'm happy here. This is my home now.
[groaning]
No! SpongeBob!
Patrick, I have a confession to make.
I was really scared about going on this ride.
Me, too.
I didn't know how to tell you
because well, I didn't want to disappoint you.
I didn't want you to be disappointed in me.
But now, we don't have to face our fears.
- The ride is broken. - Yeah!
Oh, wait. It's fine.
[SpongeBob, Patrick] Huh?
Have fun.
[screaming]
Patrick, I don't want to face my fears!
I'm afraid of 'em!
[shrieking]
Goodbye, Patrick.
Goodbye, SpongeBob.
[screaming]
Oh!
[screaming]
Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop.
And stop crying.
It's over. You can get out now.
[everyone] We did it!
We conquered our fears!
We stopped crying!
We survived the Fist o'Pain!
Hey, hold it right there! You forgot these.
[SpongeBob & Patrick] Our spines! Yeah!
Afternoon, Reg.
Whoa, whoa, little man, You still can't go in.
Well, that makes me pretty mad.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
I might have to beat someone up just to get rid
of all this blind fury.
Wow.
I feel pretty sorry for the next guy
who looks at me funny.
Hmmm, what about that guy?
[gasping]
I, uh... [laughing]
don't be silly. He's not botherin' anybody.
I mean, not like... that guy!
Who, me?
Yeah, you. Standing there all smiling and whatnot.
Somebody oughta teach you some manners!
Okay, but I must warn you.
I happen to be a world championship...
uhh... kick... box... er.
I don't care if you're the demon seed
of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby!
Tubby?
[growling]
Nobody calls me Tubby!
Wait, Patrick, you're supposed to let me win,
remember?
Oh, yeah.
[fighting]
No, please wait.
[grunting]
[groaning]
No, please, have mercy!
[screaming]
I guess we'll never have fun together again.
You said you found
my dislodged cranial cap last time.
- Yes. - Where exactly did you find it?
Uh, it was right here.
Hmm. Impossible.
If I landed here, the trajectory of my dismembered skull
would cause it to come to rest not there, but here,
exactly five meters due north.
But if that's your head, then what did I pick up over...
Brain Coral!
No wonder you got so smart, buddy.
Here you go, Patrick, your old head.
Are you sure you want to give up being smart
and "phosisticated" to be my friend again?
Knowledge can never replace friendship.
I prefer to be an idiot!
Not just an idiot, Patrick. You're also my pal.
[groaning]
Patrick?
Say something, Patrick.
[burping] Hi, SpongeBob.
Patrick, you're back!
Patrick, you're back.
Duh!
[laughing]
[mumbling]
[laughing]
[mumbling]
[laughing]
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their archenemy, Reflecto,
up to no good.
SpongeBob.
You know what this means.
Donuts.
Ooohh.
By the power of Neptune.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, unite!
[panting]
The light bulb!
Without its warmth, Roger will die!
Roger! Without him, the light bulb
will have nothing to warm!
We did it, Patrick! We saved Roger's life!
Good job boys!
I saw the whole thing from behind
my one-way chalkboard, and I couldn't be happier
with your teamwork. I've decided to give you each one gold star.
Although I'm not sure what saving an egg
has to do with Boating School.
Boating School? I thought this was Spanish class.
SpongeBob, snap out of it!
It's me, your best friend, Patrick.
What's that?
I can't hear you what with all the lonely voices
in my head.
Oh, man, he's too far gone.
Not fit to live in society.
[crying] This is all my fault!
Me and my dumb ideas! I'm so sorry!
Patrick! Your tears! They're melting the glue!
Keep crying! I'll do the same
and maybe I can slip out of this thing!
[crying]
Look! It worked!
Alright!
I guess crying does solve your problems after all.
Come here, buddy.
Well, at least we're together. [chuckles]
Should I get the glue?