(playful music)
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Where are you doing?
- Nothing.
- Do you wanna paint nails with me?
- Yeah, okay.
- Nice.
(bottles falling)
- Loud.
- I have to see all the colors equally
because I have to see which one speaks to me.
- I think I'm just gonna do this, like clear sparkly, beige.
- Let me see.
Closer, closer.
Oh, just as I thought, looks like shit.
- Shut up.
It's classic.
- It goes with your damp toilet paper personality.
Do you wanna drink?
- It's 11:00 a.m.
- So?
- No.
- Nope, okay.
That's all you had to say.
(phone dinging)
You expecting someone?
- Yeah, well sort of, I'm just seeing this guy
and I really like him
but I texted back last
So now I have wait.
- Wait for what?
- For him to text back?
- Why?
- Because you can't double text.
- Why?
- Because you would look like a crazy person.
- Why?
- Can you stop asking why?
Because that's the way it is.
I just don't wanna seem too eager.
- But you do want a relationship with him?
- Yeah.
- But you can't say that.
- No, oh my God no, that would scare him away.
- Oh, he would be scared,
he would be like a little baby.
He would be so scared.
He will go in the corner and poop his pants
because he's so scared.
- I'm gonna slap you in the face.
- Like Will Smith slaps Chris Rock
when he didn't like a joke?
- It's just the way things are.
People are non-committal because there's endless options
and nobody wants to settle down.
- But you do.
- Yeah, I do.
But the guys I'm dating don't.
- Sounds like it's their problem.
- And is also in turn mine.
There are so many rules.
It's like, you can't message back,
you have to wait a certain number of hours,
even though you totally saw the notification
or you can't double text, you can't ask too many questions.
It's all a game.
- It is a game, but they're playing the game
cuz they're, cuz they got people to play it
cuz when they're playing the game,
they got players, you know?
- What?
- I said what I said.
Look, you and other people like you
are gonna have to set a precedent.
You're gonna start how you feel and what you want
and the little babies, they're gonna have to grow up fast
If they want a good woman.
- You think I'm a good woman?
- No, I'm speaking in hypotheticals.
- I just don't wanna be the guinea pig.
I don't wanna have to be the one leading the charge
who doesn't get to reap the benefits.
- Like Gloria Steinem?
You don't wanna be like Gloria Steinem?
- Do not compare this to Gloria Steinem.
- Well, somebody's gotta start the revolution.
- I just want a healthy, exclusive relationship.
I'm not Joan of Arc out here.
- You know what you need?
- What?
- A platform.
Somewhere where you can communicate to people
like you and then you can all say
what you want in relationships
at the same time you can turn the tide collectively.
- Huh, yeah, like a a social online platform
that has like a video element.
- And something ideally that you can monetize,
so we can get a little bit more wine.
- What would I say?
- Do I have to come up with everything?
- Okay, I would say let's everybody be honest
and be yourself.
- You should write dollar store greeting cards
because you just have such a nack.
- Shut up.
- Okay, here's what you say.
Hey guys, welcome back to my channel.
Everybody, we're everybody, let's all start being honest.
And let's, let's start saying what we want
and how we feel in relationships.
No more games.
These are real people who deserve honesty.
No more one foot out the door,
no more keeping my options open,
if you're not feeling it,
be a decent human being and say it.
And if you're feeling it
don't be afraid to be vulnerable and honest
and be brave.
- Well, that's basically what I said.
- Not even close.
- Certain elements it had.
- Do you have a chartreuse?
Because I am not feeling this juniper green
or the cerulean blue today.
- No, I just got the beige.
- You are useless, did you know that?
Has anyone ever told you that?
Write that down.
That's important.
- I don't think I'm useless.
- Guess I'm going with the lilac.
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