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What if Our Fingernails were 100 Feet Long?
No Big Deal.
Mine are already 100 Feet Long.
Oh AumSum.
Firstly, if Our Fingernails were 100 Feet Long.
People might run out of nail-polish bottles.
Secondly, if Our Fingernails were 100 Feet Long.
We may start seeing garbage trucks full of nails.
Thirdly, if Our Fingernails were 100 Feet Long.
People working in nail salons may move to a different planet.
Fourthly, some people have very sharp Fingernails.
If Our Fingernails were 100 Feet Long, thieves may start giving back the stolen goods.
Fifthly, if Our Fingernails were 100 Feet Long.
Using cellphones would turn out to be almost impossible.
Lastly, if Our Fingernails were 100 Feet Long.
Aliens may never visit planet Earth again.
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